3:46pm
✨Junhui's simp club✨
9 people are online
divaboo: why is there a huge crowd in front of the gates?
fashionablefairy: who knows
emolord: ppl probs celebrating since we got back yesterday
puppyeyes: but the party is next week??
emolord: idk
soonie: uh...
iDK: where are u soonyoung?
soonie: uHHHH
iDK: I've been waiting in ur dorm for like 20 mins now
divaboo: please don't be doing the nasty and if you do ❗❗USE PROTECTION❗❗
iDK: I-
soonie: 🙂
divaboo: i already have to deal with jihoon and wonwoo
emolord: 💀
iDK: ur just jealous and it's okay
divaboo: I AM NOT
hanSOLO: he is
divaboo: 😪
hanSOLO: but like seokmin said, it's okay
hanSOLO: now come to my dorm so i can hug you
divaboo: omw
iDK: SOONYOUNG WHERE ARE YOU
soonie: GIMME A SEC
fashionablefairy: he's gonna disappear
puppyeyes: i'm walking towards the crowd to see wtf is going on
soonie: DON'T
puppyeyes: why not??
iDK: soonie what did you do
soonie: NOTHING
soonie: JUST STAY WHERE YOU ARE
fashionablefairy: i'm watching from the art building lmao
divaboo: i'm stuck in the crowd when i could be with hansol :(
hanSOLO: we have all the time in the world baby
iDK: BABY?
divaboo: ...
junhui😸: 👀
iDK: SEUNGKWAN YOU BETTER SPILL
divaboo: I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY
iDK: I'll deal with u when soonyoung comes back
soonie: you might not be able to...
iDK: ???
puppyeyes: OK SO
puppyeyes: IM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CROWD AND SOONYOUNG IS KNEELING TO THE SEWER LID THING
fashionablefairy: the fuck are you talking about
iDK: YEAH WHAT???
puppyeyes sent an image
puppyeyes: THIS THING
fashionablefairy: sewer lid?
puppyeyes: STFU IDK WHAT ITS CALLED
fashionablefairy: tbh idk either
puppyeyes: 👁👄👁
junhui😸: isn't that like a manhole cover?
emolord: how tf would any of us know
emolord: esp mingyu and soonyoung
soonie: ???
puppyeyes: that attack was unnessecary
emolord: i felt the need to say it
puppyeyes: i feel the need to kick you out of this gc
emolord: do it, you wont
puppyeyes: right because i'm a great human being
wonuu is online
puppyeyes: oh fuck me
divaboo: here we go again
wonuu: i just came online to see wtf the spam was about???
emolord: it was perfect timing babe
puppyeyes: babe?
soonie:😐
wonuu: mind ur own business mingyu
puppyeyes: SOONYOUNG WAS THE ONE WHO SENT THAT FUCKING EMOJI
puppyeyes: I'M NOT IN THIS MESS AT ALL
wonuu: meh whatever
divaboo: u literally are acting all lovey dovey with jihoon and blaming it on mingyu cuz he was confused
wonuu: its not like you and hansol flirt on here on a daily basis
divaboo: bro what-
wonuu: speechless cuz it's true?
divaboo: I DO ANYTHING AND GET ATTACKED
fashionablefairy: you deserve it ngl
divaboo: HANSOL PROTECT ME
hanSOLO: im about to take a nap tho?
divaboo: 😭
iDK: since none of you are useful in telling me what soonyoung is doing
iDK: im gonna find out myself
soonie: ...
iDK: why's the door to your dorm locked?
puppyeyes: actually though that's a good question
divaboo: maybe he was planning something for seokmin...
iDK: can you shut up please
divaboo: i need a personal bodyguard tbh
junhui😸: but you have hansol?
divaboo: he doesn't protect me though
hanSOLO: u literally held onto me when we were walking thru the forest cuz u were so scared
divaboo: THATS DIFFERENT
iDK: SOONYOUNG WHY IS YOUR DORM LOCKED?
puppyeyes: OH
puppyeyes: I JUST REALISED WHAT HE'S DOING
iDK: TELL ME
puppyeyes: LMFAOOO SOONYOUNG YOU DUMBASS
soonie: STFU
soonie: I DIDN'T MEAN TO
soonie: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR
divaboo: did he cheat???
iDK: seungkwan i swear to god i will kill you one day
divaboo: 😌
iDK: MINGYU TELL ME
fashionablefairy: TELL US
puppyeyes: HE DROPPED HIS DORM KEYS DOWN THE DRAIN
iDK: ...
fashionablefairy: oh god
iDK: SO IM FUCKING TRAPPED
soonie: 👉👈
soonie: I'M SORRY
iDK: OKAY NO JOKE I ACTUALLY CANT GET OUT OF THE DORM
wonuu: just jump through the window
soonie: my dorm doesn't have any windows 🙃
divaboo: LMFAO
iDK: WHAT DO I DO
fashionablefairy: soonyoung is a genius
junhui😸: sometimes i look at us and get really disappointed
iDK: i am the victim here you fucker
junhui😸: okay but soonyoung leaving the dorm on his own
junhui😸: if you let that pass by, you deserve all of this
iDK: I TRUSTED HIM
soonie: bad mistake minnie 👉👈👉👈
iDK: STOP SENDING THAT EMOJI OR ILL FEEL BAD
soonie: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
soonie: im still trying to reach down to the keys
puppyeyes: yea he's sticking his hand down into all that dirt
iDK: WAIT SOONYOUNG
soonie: ?
iDK: just go to one of the teachers and ask for help
soonie: but im close to reaching the keys
iDK: don't worry about it
iDK: i don't want you to get urself dirty for me
soonie: but-
iDK: just ask the teacher
divaboo: true love at its best
fashionablefairy: you had to ruin the moment
divaboo: i had to 😔✊
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im trying to make the chapters shorter so i can write more 🙃
anyways i hoped you enjoyed this soonyoung centered chapter for his bday <3 i love him so so so so so so so muchhhh and he's my bias wrecker for a reason 😭
happy birthday hoshi ❤