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I'M BACK BITCHES
What I learned from the halloween event
Cosplaying
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Why I hate the "Malleus is in love with Mc" theory.
Locker room differences (crack-fic)
Burn (Rook)
Vent about me being dumb-
RSA headcanons that are totally canon fight me-
Floyd date headcanons (Fluff)
I HAD THR GREATEST FIC IDEA EVER
What bothers me about the fanon version of Lilia and Malleus' relationship
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A drabble for Rook's bday
Gods AU
EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK-
Floyd Leech is coming to town
Au ideas I've been meaning to talk about-
Because I have a lot of feelings, ok?
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The tropes
HNNNNNN-
How to beat the dorm leaders in a fight (crack)
PROMPT IDEAS
.....anyone up for rp
Christmas WYR
LMFAOOOOOOO
Why I believe in CaterVil supremacy
Happy birthday Lilia
THERES DWARFS
Scars (Azul x Male Reader)
Will this make up for my lack of writing-?
MORE DWARFS
The double standards are killing me-
EPIC FIC IDEA
Question
Me with Crewel x Student reader fics
In loving memory of Azul Ashengrotto
The creators are trolls-
Ughhhhh
Because apparently this has to be re-established
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Tiny vent-
I wanna make crack headcanons
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WE GOT THE FIRST OFFICAL HUMAN GIRL BITCHES
Yall ugly *poof* (Crackfic)
A possible blast from thr past
Random thoughts
We need to talk about Moon.
To respond to Moon's comments :D
MoonRose45 part 3
To (sort of) end the Moon saga
GRANNY FELMIER IS HERE
Jade is Barbatos confirmed
Bada ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it (not)
I am never going to live this down
A re-telling of Snow White (feat: My ocs)
Rating twst chatacters based on how i think they smell

Octavinelle the weed dealers

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By Violetta_wolf_37

•Once upon a time, in a restaurant reeking of capitalism, there was a octopus and two eels.

•They were trying to figure out how to lure more customers into their restaurant, since they've been loosing money due to everyone realizing that simply stepping foot in there will cause them to get roped in to a contract.

•Just as they were running out of ideas, Floyd ate a suspicious green thing that looked a lot like grass which he found in a Walmart parking lot and traveled into the third dimension.

•And this gave him an idea

•So obviously, he slammed the grass stuff onto Azul's desk and began to babble about it and how fun it was

•You can imagine how confused Azul was

•"Floyd, this is grass."

•To make him understand, Floyd (somehow) convinced Jade and Azul to eat the grass as well

•Yeah, safe to say they got on board right away

•So in secret, they began to sell the grass stuff that they still didn't know the name of

•Actually, it was Cater who told them what the stuff was called. Weed.

•It suddenly made sense to the trio why it looked like grass

•Anyways, Jade became the main seller for the weed since Azul had to manage his contracts and Jade was the only one slippery enough where if he got caught, chances are he wouldn't be punished.

•At one point Crowley did probably catch him

•But one bargain later and Jade is off the hook and Crowley is high as fu-

•In the end, Octavinelle was able to rope in students to sign contracts after getting them high on life, and the capitalistic octopus and eels lived happily ever after

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