Natasha, Bruce, Johnny, Eddie, and Wade were on their way to the Helicarrier.
Bruce: So you guys are the devil's bounty hunter, a reporter with an alien friend who eats people, and a mutated assassin who can't die?
Natasha: Yeah.
They arrived on the flight deck. And came face to face with Agent Coulson and Steve Rogers. A.K.A Captain America.
Wade: Oh my goodness. Is that Captain America?
Natasha: Yep. That's him.
Wade: I thought he died.
Johnny: After he crashed the plane, he was frozen for 70 years. They found him and dug him out.
Natasha: I was there when he woke up in the hotel. Be easy on him, he's trying to adjust to the new world.
Wade: 70 years? And didn't even age?
Eddie: Coming from an idiot who got stabbed, shot, and torn apart lived to tell about it.
Wade: Anybody else can survive those things with luck, gadgets, being indestructible, and the right meds.
Johnny: Or an alien symbiote.
Natasha: Apparently for him, it was meds.
"Dr. Banner."
Banner: Oh Yeah. They told me you'd be here.
Steve: Word is that you can find the cube.
Banner: Is that the only word on me?
Steve: The only word I care about.
Banner: Must be strange for you. All of this.
Wade: Obviously. He's been asleep for 70 years.
Steve: Actually, this is all kind of familiar. Heard about you guys.
Natasha: Gentlemen. You might wanna get inside. It's gonna be a little hard to breathe.
Steve: Is this a submarine?
Banner: Really? They're gonna put me in a submerged pressurized metal container?
The Helicarrier went into airborne mode.
Banner: Oh no! This is much worse!
They went inside and Director Fury turned the ship on invisible mode.
Fury: Doctor, and gentlemen, thank you for coming.
Banner: Thanks for asking nicely. So how long am I staying?
Fury: Until we can get our hands on the cube, you're in the clear. Where are you with that?
They then had a big conversation about devices to find the cube. And then Natasha went to get Bruce to his lab.
Fury: Now we get to you guys. Johnny, you've been chosen because you have speed on a motorcycle and have skills with weapons and fire abilities. And experience fighting demons and bad guys.
Johnny: I've never really fought aliens, so this is new for me.
Fury: Eddie does. No one knows aliens like him and Venom does. Try not to eat anybody without my permission.
Eddie: Sure.
Fury: And Wade Wilson. You have experience hunting bad guys with swords and guns.
Wade: Well, it's my first time working with a pirate version of Will Smith on a flying army ship.
Johnny: Dude!
Eddie: What is your problem?
Wade: Kidding.
Fury: You're with the Captain.
They walked away.
Steve: You've got a big mouth for a ninja in a red suit.
Wade: I like to humor guys that I don't trust.
Eddie: You don't trust him?
Wade: He's got an eye patch. Never trust a man with an eye patch.
Johnny: He's a director.
Wade: There's something I don't trust about him. He's obviously hiding something behind his eye patch. And we're gonna find out.
Steve: Maybe later. But right now, I'm gonna need you guys for tonight. We're gonna catch a mischief maker.