Meanwhile, in the recording booth...
Shiro: So, Kuro, I was thinking...
Kuro: Yeah?
S: What if we throw...
[Unovan Darkrai B̶a̶l̶a̶k̶e̶ Blake sneaks up behind Shiro]
Blake: ˡᵉᵐóⁿ
S: Vic- *snicker* Vi-Vi-Victini *snicker* out off- out off a wiiiiiii[ʷʰᵉᵉᶻᵉ]ndooo- [erupts into laughter]
K: Shiro, what the fuck are you laughing at this time?
S: *laughs* N-nothi[ʷʰᵉᵉᶻᵉ] *continues laughing*
K: Lord, you're really fucking immature.
S: *chuckle* I know, I know.
Kyurem visits another legendary's house
Kyurem: *Over-dramatically* 𝓗𝓸𝔀 𝓸𝓵𝓭 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓴?
Other legend: F̶F̶S̶, s̶t̶o̶p̶ r̶a̶i̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ m̶y̶ f̶r̶i̶d̶g̶e̶ a̶t̶ 3̶ i̶n̶ t̶h̶e̶ m̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶f̶u̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ m̶o̶r̶n̶i̶n̶g̶.
Truth or Dare?
Black: Truth or dare?
Hybrid: Truth!
B: H̶a̶h̶a̶, t̶h̶i̶s̶ s̶t̶u̶p̶i̶d̶ c̶u̶n̶t̶. How do we become O?
H: Nevermind, dare!
B: Become O.
[Silence]
H: Fuck you.
B:
H: >:(
Magical Dream Mushrooms
Kuro: Ah, finally,
[Kuro's computer finishes processing Kuro's most recent, weird-ass animation parody of Life of Coomer Miku, which has an odd amount of added moans & breathing emitted from Kuro's mouth]
K: It is done. Now it's time for editing!
[Kuro makes minor adjustments before uploading it on AnataRecord]
1 hour after upload...
K: I wonder what does everyone think :D
[Shiro commented: Kuro, how many magical mushrooms did you crush up & snort in your dreams again?]
[Kuro replied: ⚫ ͜ ⚫]
Child
On Discord...
Meloetta: @here what would you do if you had children?
Kyurem: idk i kinda hate them
Reshiram: me too lol
Black: yeet em ofc
White: can we refuse
M: no
W: give them up for adoption
Zekrom: y yall so mean
they're our children
B: cause
children suck
and are annoy af
Z: fuck you & your opinion
B: okay sheesh, no need to be so harsh 🖐🙄
Z: fuck you anyway
B: you already said that lol
Hybrid: Why does zekrom & black hate each other so much?
R: salt
H: What so you mean by "salt"?
R: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=salty
H: I don't get it.
R: course you won't
you're as dense as a neutron star
H: :(
R: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke
W: bruv i think they sad
R: i know
W: why you say that tho
R: fuck your feelings
that's why
W: ah yes
the "i'm a fucking asshole" quote of all time
R: i know
Landorus: @demisemihemidemisemiquaver(Meloetta) take care of the kid ofc
tf is wrong with all of yall
Z: ikr
Thundurus: @tall vampire lady lol lmao me too
Tornadus: sacrifice
Keldeo: so was my time at kyurem's a lie
R: no
Kyu: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Kel: damn
who knew that every moment i spent at kyurem's was a lie
R: na it wasn't
B: no
R: yes
W: what do i say to this
B: don't betray me brother
R: i'm your brother too
B: stfu you only knew them for 15 years
R: i'm still their brother tho ¬_¬
B: *half brother
R: same can be said for you
M: 🤠
wtf happened here
Kyu: nothing happened at ba sing se
W: yes
absolutely nothing
H: Can't Meloetta read the chat though?
Kel: stop it
you're ruining the joke
H: ??????
R: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke
H: i don't get it
[Everyone except Hybrid went offline]
H: guys?
[Note: The Kyurem's & Reshiram are actually good with children. Can't say the same for Thundurus though.]
Tanjibaby
Brandon: lamo Tanjiro's such a big baby
Tanjiro: No i'm not ಠ╭╮ಠ
B: Yes you are
Trinity: No he's not >:(
Korrina: Says the one who also cried over spilling a plastic cup of water
Tri: But we could have drank that ≧ ﹏ ≦
B: Bruh just let it go, it's gonna evaporate & rain back on earth anyway
Tan: B-but but [incoherent ranting the Black Kyurem twins blanked out on]
K: Damn y'all sensitive af. wonder where that come from
B: Ikr I wonder too....
Cake
Kuromi: You know what Shiroshi?
Shiroshi: What?
K: You, [slaps & grabs Shiroshi's ass] have a lot of cake.
S: So do you. [squishes Kuromi's thigh]
K: I know. *giggles*
[The two were about to "do stuff" when suddenly, a siren sounds]
K: What the fu-
[Kyurei barges in]
Kyurei: HORNIMI & HORNISHI ALERT, I REPEAT, HORNIMI & HORNISHI ALERT.
S: K̶y̶u̶r̶e̶i̶, w̶t̶f̶. 👁👄👁
Siblings?
Victini: You know what Mel?
Meloetta: Yeah?
V: How the fuck are Black & Zekrom related? I'll say the same for White & Reshiram.
M: Have you ever watched any of their speech patterns?
V: No, not really.
M: Okay, so you know how Black & Zekrom sometimes says "eh" instead of "what"' or "right"?
V: Yeah.
M: You also know how those two may accidently get into a "sorry" loop a few times, right?
V: Go on, I'm listening...
M: They'll also react similarly.
V: How?
M: I once asked Zekrom to stick a sword up their ass and you know what they said?
V: What?
M: "Fuck no". You know what Black said to the same question?
V: What?
M: They said "fuck no" too.
V: Okay, but it's just how they talk?
M: They also shared similar fashion senses.
V: Huh?
M: Okay, so, both of them wear a black turtleneck sweater or a black hoodie everyday, right?
V: Okay, and?
M: They have more lolita dress too.
V: Doesn't Black wear those as a joke though?
M: Nah, I've seen them wear it seriously a few times.
V: When?!?!?
M: Bro, trust me. They also share a suspiciously similar hairstyle.
V: Yeah, but...holy fuck, I think you might be onto something.
M: I know! They both have some weird-ass ahoge & split their hair in a way that sways to their right!
V: Okay, what else.
M: They're both kinkier than their counterpart.
V: Isn't Bla- oh yeah right.
M: Yep. Aegosexual is still more than ace. Also ever notice how they're both primarily left handed?
V: Isn't Black's left arm frozen & all of the Tao Trio ambidextrous though?
M: One, I said primarily not just "left-handed". Two, human form bro. They use it too. And what do ya know, they use their left side more often. Same can be said for White & Reshiram, except it's for righties.
V: I thought Reshiram was a lefty?
M: They learnt how to use their left hand to troll with people earlier in life. I think they also did that to make Zekrom feel better about being left-handed too.
V: That..makes some sense. But I don't get it about the frozen arm thing.
M: Black & White use their secondary arm out of necessity because their "primary" arm is practically unusable. Since they don't have the problem as humans though, they can use their primary hand.
V: Oh. That sounds right. What about Reshiram & White though? How are they related.
M: Let's see...same dexterity, same sense of fashion judging by their preference for button-ups & anything with a button-up fastener, same dislike for social interaction, general distaste for the sun despite not being harmed by it for the same reason, same reserved personality, same level of bluntness if you ask, would only talk more with family or close friends, same weird fixation on knives & blades, same love for blowing up Mooshroom islands & villages in Minecraft, the list's a lot bigger than you think.
V: So that's what happened to my base on that island...
M: Yeah, I know. It was White's doing, by the way; not Reshiram.
V: Oh. Why?
M: Dunno, maybe it's one of those "wrong place, wrong time" kind of things considering what's... nevermind, you get the idea, right?
V: Yeah, I think I do.
M: Good. Also ever notice the level of sass from Kyurem in general?
V: I only see it when they're around us or beings they see as friends. But yeah, I do see a high level of sass emitting from them.
M: Do you see it with the other Kyurem's?
V: Black, definitely. White, only when prompted. Hybrid's too dumb for me to know whether or not whatever's coming out of their mouth is out of ignorance or sarcasm.
M: Oh, so you do notice whenever White would suddenly become sassy too, right?
V: Yep. Never in front of Winter though, that's probably not gonna happen. Actually, I think every Kyurem except Hybrid would remain relatively reserved until that Cryogonal leaves.
M: Ha! I knew there was some O in Kyurem!
V: Minus the simping part?
M: Yeah.
V: But you still bring it up.
M: I know, I'm just messing with them. *chuckles*
V: Yeah, that would be weird since they do see Winter as their parent rather than what most legendaries would view a normal Pokemon...
M: I'm aware of that.
[Silence]
M: Remember when Kyurem didn't have their jaws frozen shut?
V: Yeah, I kinda do. Man, time flies by really fast. One day, Keldeo's a little baby who'd just lost his parents & Reshiram hasn't committed any war crimes, next thing we know, Keldeo has officially joined the Swords & Reshiram desperately needs a therapist & psychiatrist.
M: Yeah, now looking back on it, I'd rather keep the ice.
V: I think we've looked at Kyurem with ice for so long that them without it looks weird. Didn't Black & White looked different centuries ago too?
M: Oh yea! I remember! Black used to not be as Kyurem like & White used to be more fluffy! Can't believe that was also when Black was the shy one & White was the energetic kid!
V: I know right?!?!? Think it has something to do with the amount of wars or something?
M: I don't know, but they've all changed a lot since the years have gone by.
V: Didn't the Kyurem's had this icy blue color in their hair? It was completely blue for Kyurem while it was just little streaks for Black & White.
M: Oh yeah, that! Man, Kyurem was so cute as a little child! Such a shame we can't see Reshiram & Zekrom as children though.
V: I think them having an actual childhood would fix some problems they have now; especially Reshiram.
M: Yeah, I always do wonder what would happen if they were given the same opportunities to grow like Kyurem instead of immediately being yeeted into training for a war.
V: Reshiram would definitely be less unsympathetic & Zekrom would still be spoiled to hell & back.
M: Charisma takes you places, huh?
V: Yep.
[Silence]
V: Hey, is it just me or does Black & Zekrom share similar levels of charisma?
M: Now that you say it, they kinda do...
V: Holy fuck, now I can see why they're related.
M: Hah! I think I've found out how to get Zekrom to stop shitting on Black! Now if only we can do the same for Tornadus & Thundurus...
V: Yeah, there's no hope for those two. Feel bad for Lando, man.
M: I know, really nice dude if you excuse the cursing & garlic bread addiction.
V: Now that I think about it, how did that happen?
M: Who knows? I can see why though.
V: Yeah, me too.
[Silence]
M: Oh wow, we should really start going to sleep now.
V: Wait it's that late?
[Victini looks at the clock on the nightstand to see it's 2:37 AM]
V: Damn, can't believe we've stayed up for that long without it being you playing or making music.
M: Hey, I still need to do my job, bro. Anyways, night, Vic.
V: Night, Mel.
Dreams
A young White plays in the snow while a young Black runs around. The siblings (although more regarded as twins in dragon years), were outside the walls of Lacunosa. The snow fell gently on the ground as the two made numerous footprints in the sheet of snow.
White fell in the snow, only to find themselves in a market of the winter; one in Lacunosa. Black was right next to them, declaring they had tagged White & ran away. White got up to catch up to their sister, only to get lost in the crowd.
Seconds to minutes passed by & White started to worry about their twin. The market was getting packed & White already had difficulties maneuvering around. White felt themselves trembling from anxiety, fear, & guilt, thinking they have lost their sister forever.
White could feel a panic attack coming on as the light blue sky turned dark & the light snow turned into a blizzard. The crowd of townspeople were now an army of Neo Plasma members as White was now an adult.
There was a stage with a guillotine on it. Right next to it was the executioner: Ghetsis. The one in the guillotine? Black, still as a child, desperately crying for help.
White tried to run up to the guillotine, but found themselves running slower than intended. They found themselves tired out despite the short distance, being forced to take a break. Just as they looked up, the blade fell.
White jolted up at 3 in the morning, completely drenched in sweat, hyperventilating, & face cemented with dried tears. White clench their fists & took deep breaths before relaxing their body again. White got out of bed to go check on their sister in the room at the other side of the hallway.
Black was still dozed away on their stack of 2 pillows & 2 blankets layered on top. White puffed an icy breath of relief, knowing it was just a dream.
White quietly snuck back into their bed & closed their eyes.
It may have happened 13, almost 14, years ago, but White still felt an overwhelming sense of guilt for that year. They were willing to take the blame for the crimes their eldest sibling committed unknowingly, but that was not to happen & Black took the hit. White knew they can't changed what had already happen, but it still worried them to this day.
Had White been asked about what their ideals was before that year, they would've wanted to get their 20-years of masking over with. Now, they desired the plan Hilbert & Reshiram have made all those years ago to have worked that fateful day to relieve the pressure off of their twin.