puppy🐕🖤
you know what i want?
for the last time
i'm not getting you a cow
you wound me
but that's not it
so we're finally over the cow phase?
snuffles
it's not a phase
i still want a cow
merlin help us
what is it that you want?
BIBBLE
who?
siriusly?
yes
who?
YOU NEVER WATCHED BARBIE FAIRYTOPIA WITH SUNNY
don't you hate barbie?
i do
but that movie's a classic
crookshanks and i were singing princess and the pauper earlier
so that was the chaos i heard in the courtyard?
yes
my god
so bibble?
that's bibble
he kinda looks like you...
thanks
so can i have bibble?
sweetheart
how tf are we going to get bibble?
idk
✨magic✨
ah yes
accio bibble
oh would you look at that
he's not here
sorry babygirl
no bibble
you're mean sometimes yk?
me?
never!
yes
you are
bibble is the reason i'm breathing rn
really?
bibble?
out of all things
bibble
yes...
WAIT
WAIT
DID YOU HEAR THE RUMOR!?
what rumor?
okay okay
so azriel told me
that the headmaster had a fling
with
guess who?
who?👀
GRINDERWALD
👁👄👁
HE DID NOT
OH BUT HE DID
SUPPOSEDLY
the elder wand belonged to him
and they dueled and dumblewhore yeeted it out of his hand
and BAM
it happened
👁👄👁
how did grinderwald get it in the first place?
it chose him?
here's the thing
HE STOLE IT FROM THE ORIGINAL WAND MAKER
gregorovitch?
👁👄👁
YOU PAYED ATTENTION TO BINNS!?
god no
but i did have to do an essay on the elder wand in third year
lucky
mine was about the troll war
and god did i hate it
ah yes
the presentation
i think that was the first time i didn't fall asleep in that class
cute
i fell asleep before yours tho
yeah ik
a bit more and you were snoring
i was not!
sunshine
you were
👁👄👁
snoring aside
where tf did zabini hear that?
he didn't tell me
but ykw
i believe him
dumblewhore gives off a vibe...
my god
so now it's my tea
on who👀
dumblewhore
and the faculty
the good tea👀
spill
supposedly
the entire faculty betted on us getting together
really?
dude
that's it?
what!?
snuffles
everyone knows it
once word got out i saw dumblewhore give minnie and flitwick some money
AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME!?
i thought you knew🤷🏻♀️
everyone does...
NOT ME!
that's because you've been too busy simping
👁👄👁
the fact you don't deny it anymore is amazing
also
azriel wants to speak to you for a sec
idk why
i'm not wearing that skirt again
i have the phrase "looking good, black" embedded in my brain
and not in a good way
don't be a baby
we're in the common room
password is dal sangre purissimo
changed again🤡
oh so we italian now?
last week it was greek and i had to record anka saying it because i couldn't get the pronunciation right
istg if it turns french
you better send me a voice memo with it
because there's no way in hell i'm getting the pronunciation right🤡
or i could just teach you french?
you don't have the patience
i waited five years to date you
waited almost six months to propose
and i deal with your childish banter every waking moment
believe me
i have patience
fine
5 knuts say that you quit before graduation
and that's a month away
5 knuts say that i don't quit and you actually learn informal french
deal
but if you start talking to me in french
two things might happen
and those are?
1. i get pissed because i can't understand a word you're saying
2. you tell me🤷🏻♀️
i'm rooting for the second one👀
of course you are🙄
...
🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼
ALRIGHT YOU SONS OF BITCHES
SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN
CAUSE IM ABOUT TO SPILL THE TEA OF A LIFETIME
lion bitch🦁❤️
something tells me that it's going to be a voice memo
sent a voice memo!
lion bitch🦁❤️
and i was right
10 MINUTES!
anka🌹
she's arguing with reggie for half of it
but it's really good tea
blondie👯♀️
ALBUS DUMBLEWHORE WAS WITH WHOOOOOOO
THATS IT
AZRIEL HAS ALL THE GOOD TEA
i really should start acting nicer to him
sister❤️
i will never look at him the same way
frankenstein🧟♂️✨
neither will i
angel🥺❤️
the teaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
my moony🌙❤️
i'm-
what
how
WHAT
wormy🐭✨
👁👄👁
i have no words
baby black🥺🖤
seeing azriel and siri drink beer and talk as normal human beings is actually scaring me a bit
didn't they hate each other?
frankenstein🧟♂️✨
LoOkInG gOoD, bLaCk
puppy🐕🖤
can it longass
you did the irish jig in that skirt
frankenstein🧟♂️✨
and i looked fabulous while doing so
my moony🌙❤️
me and reg doing the can can was better tho
best black👯♀️
i have that image permanently tattooed in my brain
and idk how to feel about that
lion bitch🦁❤️
i think me and wormtail singing wrecking ball trumps whatever you assholes did
blondie👯♀️
reg sang i want to break free at the top of his lungs
in front of anka
without a care in the world
anka🌹
i hate myself for not recording it
it was a majestic moment
baby black🥺🖤
god i love you
lion bitch🦁❤️
👁👄👁
frankenstein🧟♂️✨
👁👄👁
sister❤️
👁👄👁
angel🥺❤️
👁👄👁
best black👯♀️
👁👄👁
👁👄👁
my moony🌙❤️
👁👄👁
wormy🐭✨
👁👄👁
puppy🐕🖤
i did a spit take
sorry sunshine
asshole
baby black🥺🖤
WAIT
JADE STOP STARING AT ME
SHIT
I FUCKED IT UP DIDNT I!?
ANKA
YOU DONT HAVE TO SAY IT BACK
anka🌹
reg
stfu
i love you too
baby black🥺🖤
okay
NOW GET MARRIED
AND GO
anka🌹
we're literally barely sixteen
best black👯♀️
i got betrothed at thirteen
suck it up
puppy🐕🖤
you two are going to get married
mark my words
frankenstein🧟♂️✨
what the head simp says goes
no arguments
puppy🐕🖤
exactly
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