One day my mind was just wandering and I went up to ask my dad something.
"So, I know that I'm not supposed to say b!tch. But if someone called me a b!tch am I allowed to say, 'no honey, I am the b!tch' and flip em off?"
(My dad almost falling out of his chair laughing)
(Suddenly stops and looks ligitamitly scary)
"Who called you a b!tch."
(Me laughing)
"No one, no one, I was just asking!"
"Ok cause I would. . . Not be happy."