𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐇;...

By feraljester

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I made this for funsies. it's between elisa and the batfam but might include other characters More

𝐎𝐁𝐒𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈𝐈
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈𝐈𝐈
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈𝐕
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐕𝐈
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐕𝐈𝐈
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐕𝐈𝐈𝐈
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈𝐗
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐗
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐗𝐈
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐗𝐈𝐈
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐗𝐈𝐈𝐈
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐗𝐈𝐕
𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈𝐈
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈𝐈𝐈
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈𝐕
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐕
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐕𝐈
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐕𝐈𝐈
𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐑
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈𝐈
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈𝐈𝐈
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈𝐕
𝐃𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐕

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By feraljester

Tim, pulling back from a kiss: Wow, I really felt a spark there.

Elisa, mouth full: That's the pop rocks, babe.

                                                            ˜"*°•.˜"*°• ✮☆✮ •°*"˜.•°*"˜

[Dick and Elisa standing in the doorway]

Dick: You know what they say, you have to kiss under the mistletoe.

Elisa:

Elisa: Dick, that's a lettuce leaf.

                                                                 ˜"*°•.˜"*°• ✮☆✮ •°*"˜.•°*"˜

Elisa: What time do you normally go to sleep?

Tim: Whenever I collapse is purely up to God.

                                                                 ˜"*°•.˜"*°• ✮☆✮ •°*"˜.•°*"˜

Elisa: I wish you could block people in real life.

Tim: Restraining order.

Damian: Murder.

                                                              ˜"*°•.˜"*°• ✮☆✮ •°*"˜.•°*"˜

Tim: Okay, so I figured out a foolproof method of determining if someone is evil.

Bruce: And that is?

Tim: If they dislike Elisa, they're evil.

Bruce:

Dick: You know, that makes sense.

                                                             ˜"*°•.˜"*°• ✮☆✮ •°*"˜.•°*"˜

Elisa: Have we checked all food to see if exploding them makes into something better or did we stop with popcorn?

Damian: Beloved, please go to sleep.

                                                                ˜"*°•.˜"*°• ✮☆✮ •°*"˜.•°*"˜

Elisa: Hey Tim, could you do me a favor?

Tim: I would literally kill for you, but go on.

                                                              ˜"*°•.˜"*°• ✮☆✮ •°*"˜.•°*"˜

Elisa: [laughs at something Tim said]

Tim, to himself: This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in being Elisa's friend, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve-

                                                                    ˜"*°•.˜"*°• ✮☆✮ •°*"˜.•°*"˜

[Dick and Elisa texting]
Dick:
Hey baby~


Dick: I've got something to show you ;)

Elisa: You hit "send" on that picture of Mike Wazowski and I hit "end" on our relationship.


Dick:
I have nothing to show you.

                                                                           ˜"*°•.˜"*°• ✮☆✮ •°*"˜.•°*"˜

Jason: You love me, right Elisa?

Elisa: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

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