my moony🌙❤️
WHY IS HE SO HOT
AND RESPECTFUL
WAIT
THATS WHY YOURE CRYING!?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE HAVING MOOD SWINGS
I WAS SCARED TO APPROACH YOU
IM SORRY
NO DUMBASS
UGHHHHHHHHHH
IM CRYING BECAUSE YOUR BEST FRIEND IS RESPECTFUL AS HELL AND MY HEART CANT TAKE IT
okay okay
calm down
what happened?
UGHHHHHHHH
deep breaths, little vixen
okay okay
we went to hogsmeade
right?
right
the usual
dinner and a walk through zonko's and honeydukes
okay
so far everything normal
continue
did you get the stuff?
yep
box full of dung bombs and exploding quills
awesome
continue
okay
after that
we went to the three broomsticks for a few drinks
i may or may not have been tipsy
you mean almost piss drunk
liver?
who needs it?
exactly how much did you drink?
idk
couple of beers
but i wanted something stronger
tequila?
you know it
couple of shots
note to self: don't mix beer and tequila
my god
and then they say that i'm the alcoholic
I WASNT DRUNK
I WAS TIPSY
to the point of?
me getting clingy
and giggly
and tripping on air
okay so you on a regular day
you weren't that drunk then
EXACTLY
wait
i'm not giggly on a normal day🤡
sweetheart
you are
we just don't say anything
👁👄👁
i feel exposed
and not in a good way
🤦🏻♂️
continue
okay okay
idk where the hell were you lot when we got back
room of requirement
the girls were talking wedding
us guys were playing monopoly
NEVER
play monopoly with frank
him and prongs formed an alliance and bankrupted reg
i'm still asking myself how they did it
cheating assholes
tell them that sunny and i are gonna play with them tonight
and that they better hide
reg and i bought the cheaters edition not too long ago
and i have my tricks🤠
can we be there to witness the blood bath?
yes
we're gonna need cheerleaders
i am not doing a split
you wound me
anyways
continue
okay okay
so you guys were doing whatever
pads and i went up to the dorms
i don't want to know what happened after
wait no
here's the thing
it didn't happen
no rabbits?
no rabbits
thank merlin
i don't want nephews yet
asshole
anyways
and god i'm probably gonna embarrass myself rn
it's just you and me
nothing we haven't talked about before
hell
i was there the day you got your first period
nothing scares me anymore
worst herbology class ever
anyways
i tried-
huh?
dude
I TRIED
oh
Oh
OHHHHH
yeah
oh-
AND HE SAID NO!?
vix
you sure he's 100% straight?
no
he's not
and neither am i
we know
dude
but he didn't say no because of his sexuality
that has nothing to do with it
then why?
would you sleep with sunny if she was tipsy?
no
then neither would pads
HIS WORDS NOT MINE
👁👄👁
so that's why you were crying?
yes
and no
then why?
dude
he told me to take a shower
helped me change into his quidditch jumper and the sweats that i always keep there
gave me some water and aspirin to sober me up
and put finding nemo
vix
you're a five year old
and it's even worse when you're tipsy
hush
point is
he's tired of finding nemo
but he watched just because i wanted to🥺
vix-
you chose one hell of a man
👁👄👁
YOU SAID IT
I CANT BELIEVE YOU SAID IT
NOW SUNNY OWES ME THREE GALLEONS
FUCK YES
what?
DUDE
YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND I HAVE A BET
the bet was that you saying that siri was a hell of a man
whatever the context was
and guess what?
YOU SAID IT
and sunny owes you why?
because we're talking about him
if you were talking about padfoot with sunny
then i'd owe her
i hate you both
no you don't
you love us
you danger twins are going to be the death of me
we know
anything else happened?
nah not much
fell asleep around half way through the movie
woke up and pad's was dangling half his body off the bed so i could be more comfortable
his words not mine
i think that i accidentally pushed him off the bed...
you've done that before
i know...
not proud of it
stupid twin beds
irk!?
the only thing that works for is when snuffles has nightmares
same with sunny
other than that
complete bullshit
exactly!
ummm
quick question...
when did padfoot buy a motorcycle?
umm never
tho he's been eyeing one in hogsmeade for a while
sent a photo!
hagrid's hut
now
he bought it with prongs...
how the hell is he going to smuggle that to the train
beats me
these assholes better have a plan for this bike
because istg i'll kill them both
i'm getting chest pains rn
HE DID WHAT
ISTG
HE MAKES THAT THING FLIES
ILL GET A DIVORCE
AND WERE NOT MARRIED YET
THERES A REASON BROOMS EXIST
👁👄👁
should i tell him
or what?
just
give me a sec
i'm regaining my composure
he looks hot on that bike
of course 🤦🏻♂️
dude
LOOK AT HIMMMMMMMM
MY GOD
I FEEL JUST LIKE ANTHONY MACKIE WHEN HE LOOKS AT SEBASTIAN STAN
oh god🤦🏻♂️
sEbAsTiAn StAn
MAN YOU LOOKING GOOD
i'll be there in ten minutes max
i'm getting the queens and reg
so i'm just supposed to sit here with your brother, child and fiancé talk about the bike?
have some tea with hagrid in the meantime
DONT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE WEDDING YET
pads and i will tell him soon
i have things planned before we graduate
of course you do
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