Emma
I've decided I'm adding a few more people to the group chat.
Anonymous
Please tell me it's not those people from Beacon Hills.
Emma
How in the hell did you know that?
Anonymous
Because the Author's been wanting to add them in.
Tony
I just got everything I could on that town.
Clint
...And?
Tony
That town has had a lot of murders.
Natasha
So?
Tony
It's not that big of a town!
Emma
You know what?
Emma
I'm going to just add them now.
Emma added Scott, Stiles, Derek, Isaac, Lydia, and Allison to the chat.
Scott
What's going on?
Anonymous
Emma decided to add your guys to the chat.
Stiles
With who?
Emma
The Avengers.
Lydia
Emma, (I'd assume we're talking about Emma Sauger) how did you get the Avengers' numbers?
Emma
It's actually Emma Romanoff-Barton now.
Derek
Remind me again why I'm here?
Emma
BECAUSE YOU GUYS NEED TO MEET THE AVENGERS
Emma
And I really wanna talk to you guys again.
Isaac
That may not be as easy as you think, Emma.
Emma
What's happened?
Derek
A lot of things have happened since you were last here.
Anonymous
Part of me wants to know how she knows the Winchesters AND you guys.
Emma
Huh?
Emma
...The Winchesters are just characters in books.
Anonymous
Cut the crap, you know the book ended when Dean went to hell.
Anonymous
Therefore, you wouldn't know about them stopping the apocalypse.
Emma
FUCK!
Emma
Nothing get's past you, can it?
Allison
Funny thing is, I know the Winchesters.
Scott
Allison?!
Stiles
We thought you were dead!
Anonymous
All courtesy of the Author.
Allison
So... is anyone gonna dig up my grave?
Allison
Because I have no idea why my phone was down here, or how I have cell service.
Anonymous
Again, courtesy of the Author.
Lydia
Who the fuck is this author dude?
Anonymous
The Author is a woman.
Derek
Well, ignoring all from before, we can't go see the Avengers.
Emma
Why not?
Derek
Because we have our own problems.
Anonymous
Again, courtesy of the Author.
Stiles
WHY DID THIS AUTHOR LADY GIVE US A WEIRD ASS HEART EATING CREATURE TO DEAL WITH?
Tony
Emma...
Natasha
We're all officially concerned.
Emma
Okay then.
Emma
I'd call up the Winchesters, but they'd kill you.
Allison
She's right. They're hunters.
Stiles
So you're friends with merciless killers?
Clint
Emma, you need to explain. Now.
Bucky
This is so weird.
Steve
Maybe Scott could help clarify these kinds of things.
Scott
Umm.. I kinda can't.
Steve
Not you, Scott. Other Scott.
Emma
No offense, but how could Scott clarify werewolves?
Scott
Maybe because I am one?
Sam
ARE THESE THE WEREWOLVES YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT?
Anonymous
No, different breed.
Scott
There are other types of werewolves?
Derek
I'VE TOLD YOU THIS A THOUSAND TIMES, SCOTT! YES, THERE ARE!
Emma
There are a total of three different types of werewolves.
Emma
We have the no control, rabid, heart eating ones.
Stiles
Hey! That's what we're dealing with!
Emma
We have the ones who actually turn into a full wolf and can't control themselves on a full moon.
Scott
Was that your sister, Derek?
Derek
No.
Emma
Then we have your guys' types.
Emma
The ones who can keep control and, very rarely, turn fully into a wolf.
Scott
Oh.
Anonymous
Most often times, they don't intercept.
Allison
Then why are they, now?
Anonymous
Because the Author needed them to.
Derek
Who is this author?
Derek
I'll rip out her throat with my teeth.
Bucky
And here I thought I was violent.
Emma
ANYWAYS, LETS ALL GO TO BEACON HILLS
Tony
Why?
Emma
SO WE CAN HELP SCOTT DEAL WITH THEIR WEREWOLF PROBLEM
Clint
No.
Emma
COME ON! I'VE BEEN MASTERING MY POWERS!
Derek
Powers?
Scott
Who bit you?
Stiles
DEREK!
Derek
I swear it wasn't me.
Emma
CHILL GUYS, I WASN'T BITTEN!
Emma
I WAS KIDNAPPED AND EXPERIMENTED ON.
Derek
Oh.
Stiles
You okay?
Emma
Well, I was saved.
Emma
And now I have some cool powers!
Clint
None that will save you from being murdered by a so called werewolf.
Emma
IT CAN'T ATTACK ME IF IT DOESN'T KNOW I'M THERE
Clint
You're not going.
Natasha
And that's final.
Scott
Why do I get the feeling Clint and Natasha are her parents?
Emma
YOU GUYS ARE DOWN A MEMBER!
Emma
AND I KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS SPECIES THAN ALL OF YOU!
Clint
Fine.
Natasha
You can go.. on one condition.
Tony
You have to take your suit.
Emma
YOU MADE ME A SUIT?
Peter
I helped.
Emma
Awww!
Emma
Thanks Peter!
Derek
Come on, Emma Sauger-Hale.
Stiles
HALE?
Lydia
How come we never heard of this?
Emma
Not many people want to scream out that their biological father is a self serving psychopath that killed your cousin and bit your friend.
Scott
Wait...
Isaac
PETER'S YOUR FATHER?
Peter
No... I'm not.
Peter
At least, I'm pretty sure.
Allison
No, they mean Peter Hale.
Emma
Yes, guys, Peter's my dad.
Derek
After the fire, Peter wasn't fit to raise a child so she was put in the system.
Stiles
Wait... doesn't that make her a werewolf?
Anonymous
Not until the Author decides it's best.
Derek
SERIOUSLY. WHO IS THIS AUTHOR?
Anonymous
You won't know until she wants you to know.
Stiles
Am I the only one who thinks Anonymous sounds like Deaton?
Anonymous
I'll take that as a compliment.
Emma
EVERYONE SHUT UP.
Emma
AVENGERS. PACK.
Emma
WE'RE GOING TO BEACON HILLS TO KICK SOME WEREWOLF ASS!