I don't even know how I came up with this one. Eri deku and shinsou are the kids in this chapter
I don't think any warnings are needed but if there are any i don't know of, please tell me
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3rd person
Hizashi and Shota were still sound asleep at 6 in the morning, but their kids were the complete opposite. They woke up at 5 and have been planning how to wake up their dads, for an hour.
Hitoshi spoke to the other two. "Alright let's go over the plan one more time. I'll set my phone up to record this whole thing because we need memories. Izu you help Eri onto the bed so she can do her part, then you go to the end of the bed to tickle their feet once Eri's part works and they wake up. And you do that while screaming." Izuku nods. "Eri, when Izu helps you on the bed you have to scream the words, good morning, as loud as you can while smacking their faces until they wake up, then jump as much as you can without hurting them." Eri nodded and said, "okii."
"I'll be banging this pan and spoon together while singing the Shrek song. Then-"
Izuku interrupted by saying. "You know it has a name right? It's called All Star." "Names are boring. Shrek song is better." Hitoshi continued."Anyway, then me and Eri will continue with our parts while Izu goes and gets the coffee for dadzawa (they call him that in private) and the weird energy drinks for papa and bring the drinks to them, then I'll go get the waffles, eggs and bacon because I don't want you burning yourself izu.(he cares for his siblings)Any questions?" Hitoshi finished. And Izuku had one. "Why are we getting them breakfast again?" "Well a couple reasons. One, we don't want dadzawa TOO mad, especially this early in the morning. Papa would probably be fine with it though. Two, I heard them talking about how stressed they are and I felt bad so I decided we do something nice for them. But we have to have fun with it. Three, Eri wouldn't participate(oooh big word for Toshi) if we didn't do something nice." Eri spoke, "We have to be good and we have to be nice because if we want presents we have to make dadzawa and papa happy. And it's just smart to be nice."
Izuku and Hitoshi awed and both said "oh my gosh cute-" though one quietly and one not so quiet. "Ok well let's get started." Hitoshi grabbed the pan, spoon, and his phone. Izu grabbed Eri. And Eri got ready to scream and hit her parents.
They creeped into the room quietly and Hitoshi set his phone up.
Izu put Eri on the bed, then went to the end of the bed. Then, all heck broke loose. All at once Hitoshi started singing and banging. Eri started screaming hitting and jumping. Izu started screaming and tickling. And Shota and Hizashi started freaking out.
"HIZASHI WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON !?!?!" "AAAAAAAAHH!!
I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!" Shota started to analyze his surroundings.
"DANG KIDS!!!!!" Hitoshi yelled, "IZU TIME FOR FAZE TWO!!! "
Izuku ran. "WHAT THE FLIP IS FAZE TWO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING!!!!!!!!" "Daddy stop being so loud! "Eri had stopped jumping and screaming now, and was just sitting on the bed with Hizashi. Izuku came in with the drinks and gave them to the assigned people. Then Hitoshi rushed over to get the food. "Dad why don't you sit and drink your coffee. " Izuku said then sat on the edge of the bed and played with a loose string on the blanket.
Shota sat as Hitoshi came back with the food. When Hizashi got his plate he rubbed his husband's back. "Calm down sho, don't get so worked up before your morning coffee. And it was just a little wake up call." Eri got down from Hizashi's lap and hugged her father's arm. "Yeah. Little like me!" Aizawa scoffed. "You call that little? Hitoshi, of all people, was singing All Star." Hizashi spoke up "Um, it's the Shrek song, honey." Hitoshi nodded in agreement.
Izuku said "I agree with dad. it's All Star." to which Shota replied, "That's my son."
Then he nearly drank his entire cup of hotter than the Minecraft mobs in that one meme picture coffee, in one gulp. They started chatting a bit as everyone calmed down, when their cats, cookie and zurry walked in.
Here's a pic of cookie :
And one of zurry :
Now back to the story.
Cookie jumped onto the bed easily but zurry needed some help.
Zurry went right over to Eri, she liked Eri the best. "Hewwo wittle babyyy." Eri said as she cuddled the little kitten. Cookie went between Hitoshi and Shota, they always had a thing with cats.(not like that you weirdos.) Cats just always loved them no matter what. Eri might have that same weird super power too with how much zurry likes her. As the cats started purring just from a couple pets and cuddles, Hizashi and Izuku stared in amazement and wonder. Izuku broke out of his trance and asked, "how do you three do it?" Shota replied with,"do what? Get cats to like us?" both Izuku and Hizashi nodded. "Well I've heard that they really hate ugly people." Hitoshi teased.
Izuku smirked "That can't be true, because they like you."
Hitoshi looked like he was about to strangle Izuku when Eri, yes Eri not either parent, interrupted. "Toshi don't hurt izu." She then put zurry in Hitoshi's arms. "You're holding a kitty so you can't."
Hitoshi bit back a smile and Hizashi awed. Shota had a small smile and Izuku squealed. "Ok you can take her back, i promise i won't HIT him." Hitoshi said as he gave zurry back to Eri. And as soon as she sat back down he kicked Izuku right in the tummy. He immediately started crying, even though he didn't even kick him that hard he was just being a crybaby- and held his hands to his stomach as he laid on the bed. Hizashi and Eri went over to comfort him while Shota talked to Hitoshi. "What have i told you about your temper?" Hitoshi looked annoyed. "Not to loose it. But he had it coming. To be honest i wasn't even offended because I know i'm unattractive I was just mad that he came up with a good comeback." "I understand that. Not really but I do, but you can't kick him.. And you said you wouldn't hurt him." Shota rubbed his tired dry eyes.
Hitoshi smirked. "No. I said i wouldn't HIT him. I kicked him." Dadzawa groaned. "Just apologize. I don't feel like dealing with this crap."
"UUGHG fine." Hitoshi scooted over to where Izuku was and apologized."I'm sorry for kicking your tummy."
To anyone else it would've sounded like a sarcastic apology, but this family knew it was sincere. Well, half sincere. Hitoshi was still a bit mad at Izuku for insulting his dashing looks. "It's ok i guess."
Once all the chaos died down, and they went back to cuddling cats and talking. Eri remembered something. "Um daddy don't we all have school? And you and papa have work?"
Hizashi got up, grabbing Eri and saying, "Yes we do little listener, now let's hurry up and get ready." Everyone got ready and that's boring sooooo............
Time skip!
They walked out the door and got the kids in the car, when a blond spiky haired lady came up and asked Shota a question.
"Um, is everything ok? I heard a lot of loud noises."
"Oh yea, everything's fine, it's just, children." The lady's face had an understanding look to it as she said,"My house is never quiet with my son in there. He is a very loud boy. I don't even know how my husband stays with our bickering all the time."
Shota chuckled and nodded, "Well we're on a tight schedule so we need to get going. Have a nice day." "Same to you!"
Aizawa got in the car and drove everyone to U.A, where they all split off to where they needed to go.
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Hey!!!! That the end of this chapter!!
Normally, yes they'd be in the dorms but this chapter needed to exist so that's why they're not.
Hopefully shinsous bday chapter will be here on his actually bday, July 1. And then Mic's on July 7th.
Hope you all enjoyed,
bye friends!!
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