░TEACHERS CHAT░

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What happens when fourteen year old Katsuki Bakugou is "accidentally" added to UA staff's chat? What happens... More

PRO HEROS!?
Adopted
Queer Chat
Exam Talk/Quirk Talk (1)
Red-San~
Bye Bye Bucket
Number 27?
Whit3 Ho3??
More Buckets
💕Happy Fathers Day💕
Gimme kisses ( ˘ ³˘)♥
Fucking Buckets
Something's Wrong
✨Jail✨
This is bs
~Mario Kart~
Wtf Todoroki?
what...?
Squish Squish
DadZawa (1)
Stop fucking my dad!
Squish Squish Squish
I'm Bringing The Buckets Back
hey..remember that kid?
Operation-Save The Kids
Dad!
gay mf
Let's Do A Thing A/N MFS
crackheads
Puppy..?
Little Cuts
Toshinori
The babies..?
Soooooo
Dad's
Read Notes! VERY IMPORTANT!
Kiss me Kacchan
Holy shit...
Soft time
Being Replaced
♡Kith♡
Missing Part One
Missing Part Two
Missing Part Three
Something...something, idk
Shit-
Bullshit!
Help Wanted
Yuh Gæ
Mina?

Midoriya's Kacchan?

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RatlOrD-Nedzu
BadBitch-Nemuri
IGotsAim-Snipe
GoAway/Aizawa-San-Shouta
COCK-tail-Hizashi
GOTOSLEEP!-Chiyo/RG
Ihatemaths-Ectoplasm
Igotgreys-Maijima/PowerLoader
GETFOOD-Lunch Rush
Boobs-Kan/Vlad
They/Them-Thirteen
Puppy-Hound Dog
Toshinari-Toshinari Yagi/All Might
Red-???
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Aizawa-San: Midoriya has already started.

Aizawa-San: Mineta isn't as bad as the papers said either.

Aizawa-San: These students are chaotic and I've only just started talking to them..

Boobs: Have you MET Monoma???

Aizawa-San: No, but my son has..they're too close.

COCK-tail: sorry, his mama bear mode is kicking in. (-"-;)

Aizawa-San: Don't call it that, I'm just doing what I do best.

BadBitch: Yeah, being a mom.

Aizawa-San: Bitch-

GETFOOD: uhm, sorry to interrupt, whatever this is, but there is a green haired kid yelling at a red headed student.

GETFOOD: Wait, nevermind, blond kid stepped in.

GETFOOD: CHILD IS UNCONSCIOUS! I REPEAT! BLOND CHILD IS UNCONSCIOUS!

Aizawa-San: Fuck-

COCK-tail: Nem, you're close, right?

BadBitch: Already here, these kids are placing bets on Midoriya and the other kid. They are chaotic.

Aizawa-San: Put Midoriya and the other problem child to sleep, Lunch Rush, take Katsuki to RG.

GETFOOD: How did you know the blond was Katsuki?

Aizawa-San: Blond, male and Blonde, female. That and, Katsuki is the only one that can deal with Midoriya, so their parents have said.

RatlOrD: Rush, do you know how the fight started, and how Katsuki-Kun became unconscious?

GETFOOD: Not really. I think Midoriya and the other kid were talking about quirks and then a fight started. Bakugou stepped in to stop it but I think he was hit because he was on the floor quickly.

Puppy: My child. Was hurt. Who did it?

BadBitch: Vlad has Katsuki, poor kid has a black eye and bloody nose.

GOTOSLEEP: Oh my word! Send him over here! Immediately!

BadBitch: You're not worried about the other two...?

GOTOSLEEP: Oh, of course I am.

COCK-tail: Not very convincing, Gran.

GOTOSLEEP: Hush and bring me my grandchild.

Puppy: Murder.

Red: Is illegal.

Aizawa-San: Who even hit him?

Puppy: Death.

GETFOOD: I think it was the red head.

Puppy: What's his name.

RatlOrD: Expelled because if he stays here Bakugou's father will find out and sue the school, I'm not in the mood to deal with that.

BadBitch: It's not like we'd loose, lol

Aizawa-San: Exactly.

COCK-tail: Right Nedzu?

Boobs: Nedzu? Right???

RatlOrD: Uhm, sure! If that makes you all feel better.

COCK-tail: NO! THAT DOESN'T MAKE US FEEL BETTER! WTF NEDZU???

BadBitch: How- how would we loose to Katsuki's dad?

Red: He's a mf billionaire. He keeps it from his wife cause she a bitch AND he's not a damn idiot. Katsuki-Kun is his LIFE.

Red: So uhm, yes. UA would loose.

Puppy: Damn-

RatlOrD: Da- I'm sorry I cannot say that, but yes, that is right, we would loose.

They/Them: Scary.

They/Them: Anyway, is Kat-San okay?

GOTOSLEEP: Bakugou is alright, he had a slight concussion but nothing too serious. He should be up and smiling again in a day or two, the blow was quite bad.

GOTOSLEEP: Midoriya is asleep as well, he should wake up any moment now and the other child...left my room a little while ago.

Aizawa-San: Problem children...

Katsuki: Everyone has cool names BUT Kacchan? Damn.

*Katsuki Has Changed His Name To Kitty-Chan*

Kitty-Chan: Beeeetterrrrr

GOTOSLEEP: Midoriya is awake.

Kitty-Chan: Sure am. Now, it seems that All Might is in this shitty chat.

Red: You curse a lot..

Toshinari: Yes, I am here.

Kitty-Chan: Good. I'm getting my dad and Kacchan's dad so we can all beat your boney ass.

RatlOrD: Alright! Before we go and start more fights, I must ask what is going on??

Kitty-Chan: Kacchan, All Might and I all decided to try and train with one another, a sparr if you would, when Kacchan said he couldn't go anymore, All Might laid a final blow! Like a bitch!

Kitty-Chan: Kat tried saying he was alright, but clearly something was wrong when he FUCKING FAINTED IN THE LUNCH ROOM!

Toshinari: Yes, I did send a final hit to him, but I did not think it would be as bad due to me loosing my strength.

Puppy: I'm gonna just...block you.

RatlOrD: Midoriya, you seem quite upset about this. You do understand that during your training this year, and the next, it will be like this, correct?

Kitty-Chan: Oh, yes of course, I dooooo know! I also know that if you hurt my Kacchan, I'm going to hurt you.❤

BadBitch: it's the my for me.

Kitty-Chan: It's the tight ass suits but not wanting sex for me.

BadBitch: Aight, ima head out.

Kitty-Chan: Byyyyyyyeee

Kitty-Chan: No, seriously, bye. I needa check on Kat and kill red head.

Puppy: He said "my Kacchan", we gonna question?? Or???

Kitty-Chan: Nope! Bye!

*Kitty-Chan Has Gone Offline*

BadBitch: This has been an eventful day.

Aizawa-San: It's still morning...

BadBitch: stfu hoe

Red: Salty-

3:22 PM

GOTOSLEEP: Midoriya! Get back here! You cannot go killing other students!

Kitty-Chan: Not gonna kill him just...lightly knock his teeth in. :)

Red: Someone get this child, for the love of God.

COCK-tail: And then what?? Make sure he doesn't kick us through a wall???

Red: I- just- good luck.

Boobs: A CHILD IS GETTING BEAT! AND SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN A MEETING RIGHT NOW????

Aizawa-San: Hitoshi is helping, along with a few others.

Red: Wish I could see..

Red: Nedzu, send me footage. :)

Boobs: Wow-

Red: What?? I'm bored!

RatlOrD: Are you not in a meeting right now?

Red: And?

Kitty-Chan: Hello everyone! I'm back!

Puppy: MY CHILD IS BACK! I WAS GONNA COME VISIT YOU BUT I GOT STUCK IN A MEETING!!

Kitty-Chan: It's okay Mister Hound Dog!

Kitty-Chan: You'll still be able to visit! Ima be here for a while. :/

Puppy: I will visit once this meeting is over!

Red: Omam, we're just talking about patrol times, every.time. I wanna go home!

Aizawa-San: Midoriya is a hand full.

COCK-tail: How do ya type that AND stare down the blond kid?

Aizawa-San: Years of practice.

Aizawa-San: Bakugou, what's Midoriya's quirk?

Kitty-Chan: Izuku's? Uhm, I'm not sure..? His first quirk was one from his dad! Fire breathing and stuff, I'm not sure how he got so strong over the last few months.

Kitty-Chan: He works out more then me.

Toshinari: Shouldn't we be more concerned with the fact Young Midoriya tried to harm another student?

Kitty-Chan: Idk, shouldn't we be more concerned as to what he'll do when Aizawa-San let's him out of the restraints? Like, not me, but to you.

Toshinari: I do not fear Young Midoriya, I fear those who are in his presence, especially right now.

Kitty-Chan: You know, even on screen, you're really easy to read.

Toshinari: Excuse me?

Kitty-Chan: You see, my mum wants me to be number one, yada yada yada, but my dad just wants me to be able to protect myself and others in need.

Kitty-Chan: That being said, he got TWO of the best pros he knew, and let them train me (Hawks and Endeavor)! Hawks helped me with stealth and being able to read people. Endeavor helped me with combat and working on my quirk, kinda aggressive but it worked.

Kitty-Chan: So, with that in mind, whenever I'm talking to someone, I can see their lies and their truths.

Kitty-Chan: You lie too much. That's why I know Izuku-Kun's secret. :p

RatlOrD: Hm, what secret is that, Bakugou-Kun?

BadBitch: in the words of that weird pink chick, spill it.

Kitty-Chan: Mina? Yeah, she's cool.

Toshinari: Young Bakugou, what do you know about Midoriya's quirk?

Kitty-Chan: I KNOW that Izuku-Kun's second quirk was given to him by YOU.

Red: Wait- you can do that??

Toshinari: Bakugou, you must NEVER tell anyone about this, do you understand?

Kitty-Chan: What if I want to tell Sero-San? Kami-Kun? Mina-Chan?? Kiri-Kun??? What about Mineta-San????

Toshinari: Bakugou.

Red: Yagi, stop trying to scary him.

Red: You're not that intimidating anymore.

Kitty-Chan: Thank you Red-San!

Red:...you're welcome Bakugou-Kun...

Kitty-Chan: You give off really shy vibes and I'm living for it.♡

Toshinari: Bakugou, I'm being serious. If anyone finds out about this, then we will all be in big trouble.

They/Them: Wouldn't YOU be the only one getting into trouble, Toshinari?

Puppy: Yeaaaaah, you gave him the quirk, also, threaten Kat-San again, I'll fight you.

Toshinari: This is a serious matter! If anyone else finds out, those who DO know, WILL get into something that no one wants!

Red: Right. I'm going to bed.

Kitty-Chan: Same. I'm not scared of something like this, I have Izuku-Kun!

BadBitch: Oh yeah, you two staying at the school, right?

Kitty-Chan: Yup! Although...he already fell asleep..

Aizawa-San: Good. Everyone, it's late, let's get some sleep for tomorrow.

IGotsAim: It's 7 at night-

Kitty-Chan: That's why I was surprised when Izuku-Kun just fell asleep! He's sleeping in one of the chairs too..looks uncomfortable...

COCK-tail: Don't worry, he'll move later on in the night.

Ihatemaths: I thought you were all going to sleep?

COCK-tail: Dude- how long have you been here?

Ihatemaths: Yes.

COCK-tail:...I fucking hate this group.

Aizawa-San: Haaaaah, mood.

Kitty-Chan: GO. THE FUCK. TO SLEEP!
-Midoriya

Ihatemaths: Wait, doesn't Bakugou have the phone, or?

COCK-tail: Told ya he'd move later on. :)

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