Emma
You wanna know what I wanna know?
Steve
What?
Emma
WHO THE HELL ATE MY PRETZELS
Tony
I didn't
Bucky
I'm innocent
Clint
I haven't been in the compound for a week, I'm with Laura
Emma
YESTERDAY, CLINT.
Emma
I SAW YOU IN THE COMPOUND YESTERDAY.
Peter
wHaT?
Emma
YOU LOOKING REAL SUS, PETE
Natasha
I didn't eat your pretzels
Emma
WELL, WE ALL KNOW IT WASN'T VISION
Anonymous
Huh.
Emma
WHAT?
Anonymous
I don't even know who ate your pretzels.
Emma
SO?
Anonymous
That means the Author hasn't decided yet.
Anonymous
Which means your questions are useless.
Emma
NO, I'M GOING TO FIND OUT WHO ATE MY PRETZELS
Anonymous
Technically, no one did.
Anonymous
Not yet, anyways.
Emma
BUT THE BAG WAS EMPTY
Emma
ALL BUT ONE PRETZEL WAS GONE
Emma
SO HOW THE HELL DID NO ONE EAT MY PRETZELS?
Anonymous
Well, someone did.
Emma
SEE?
Anonymous
But at the same time, no one did.
Emma
STOP CONFUSING ME YOU SON OF A BITCH
Anonymous
*daughter
Emma
What?
Anonymous
I'm a girl.
Emma
You aren't going to say that your mom isn't a bitch?
Anonymous
I am many things, Emma.
Anonymous
But a liar is not one of them.
Tony
DAMMMMNNNNN
Peter
I kinda feel bad for your mom.
Steve
Don't disrespect your mother like that.
Anonymous
SHUT UP, STEVE, OR I'LL SEND THE AUTHOR AFTER YOU
Steve
Yeah? What can she do?
Anonymous
SHE CAN TURN YOU INTO A PILE OF DUST
Anonymous
ALL SHE HAS TO DO IS TYPE IT
Steve
So, I take her typewriter and she's powerless?
Anonymous
SHE GAVE HERSELF POWERS
Steve
...huh?
Steve
I'm leaving.
Anonymous
The author decided that if she were ever to be sucked into this universe, that she couldn't be defenseless.
Anonymous
So, if she were to one day wake up here, she would become the Reincarnator.
Thor
The Reincarnator?
Thor
She is but a legend!
Tony
Who's the Reincarnator?
Thor
She is an Asgardian legend.
Bucky
And?
Thor
In her first life, sometime in her teenage years, she develops a mark, symbolizing her powers.
Anonymous
In her other lives, in the middle of the circle made up of small symbols symbolizing each power, it depicts her soulmate.
Peter
Why not in her first life?
Anonymous
Because, unless she was already born with a soulmate, then she won't have one.
Thor
Because the Reincarnator was born normal in her first life.
Anonymous
As long as she knows everything about the Reincarnator, she can become it.
Tony
So... what kind of powers are we talking about here?
Anonymous
Super Strength, Telekinesis, Teleportation, etcetera.
Tony
Why won't you tell us all her powers.
Anonymous
Because the author doesn't want the readers to be able to become the Reincarnator.
Emma
WHY THE HELL DOES THIS MATTER?
Emma
I NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHO ATE MY PRETZELS
Natasha
I know who did it.
Emma
WHO WILL SUFFER IN THE PITS OF HELL AFTER I TORTURE AND KILL THEM?
Natasha
Clint.
Emma
CLINTON FRANCIS BARTON
Emma
MY NAME IS EMMA ROMANOFF-BARTON
Emma
YOU KILLED MY PRETZELS, PREPARE TO DIE.
Anonymous
Natasha's wrong.
Anonymous
It wasn't Clint.
Emma
THEN WHO WAS IT?
Anonymous
Natasha.
Emma
NATASHA! ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK!
Anonymous
But, don't get mad at her.
Emma
WHY SHOULDN'T I?
Anonymous
Because she's pregnant.
Anonymous
And Bucky's the father.
Natasha
I can't have kids.
Bucky
WHA
Bucky
You're pregnant?
Natasha
No, I'm not. I can't have kids.
Anonymous
When the Author brought you back from the dead...
Emma
THEY DIDN'T!
Anonymous
They fixed that problem for you.
Natasha
FUCK
Bucky
Guys... this is Steve.
Bucky
Why is Bucky unconscious?
Emma
BECAUSE NAT IS PREGGO WITH BUCKY'S CHILD
Bucky
But... they aren't married!
Emma
THAT WAS THE OLDEN DAYS, THIS IS NOWADAYS
Natasha
I can't be pregnant!
Anonymous
Too late... Tony's already bought a lot of baby supplies.
Tony
Uh... no?
Natasha
I can't be a mother!
Anonymous
Those are some issues I can't handle.
Anonymous
So, to keep my eyes from burning, bye!