I slowly walked with sweat covering me, and Cody ok the right of me...holding my hand...I looked to the side and saw him happily skipping, whistling. I smiled. This is so romantic i thought. Except for the fact that he smelled like Kohl's whole entire perfume section. I felt like my nostrils were gonna go rotting because of it. And i hope his implant doesn't fall out again and make him slip. We then stopped near the park and sat down on a bench. We awkwardly sat next to each other. Until, finally, Cody broke the silence and asked if I would want to go to the Starbucks nearby.
Ordering
We walked in and were greeted by the workers who were overly hyped in their green uniforms. "Hello boys!! Would you guys like to try out brand new Unicorns Frappuccino made fresh out of JoJo Siwas asshole?" one of the baristas asked. "No thanks!!" Cody said in a high pitched voice. "Can I get um...a caramel latte with whip cream?" I asked. "Of course!!!!!" The lady yelled at me like she has a plug in her asshole. "May i get the Pink açaí Frappuccino with two extra pumps of sugar, three pumps of chocolate, whip cream with chocolate and caramel syrup on it with cookie crumbles coating it, and oh! don't forget ONLY 4 ice cubes!" Cody exclaimed. I thought he ordered the whole entire ingredients list for a second. The drinks came with a free straw! can you believe that!! They're so generous. The total price was $32.69.....I didn't pay for it
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