The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

By reject_20

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The five Marauders have a group chat. This should be fun, right? More

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14 years later

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By reject_20

sister❤️

lily jane evans

jade amelia potter

why haven't you asked my brother out yet?

why hasn't he asked me out yet?

touché
but we're not talking about him
we're talking about you

ughh
i hate you

no you don't

help me?
what does he like?

you
quidditch
mum's key-lime pie
pranks
you
broom care kits
quidditch weekly
you
hamilton
marvel
batman
YOU
candy
his ego
did i mention you already?
no
then YOU

i'm not asking him out with a piece of pie, bunny

ughh
i wish sirius asked me out with a piece of pie
moony did that to sunny last week
he literally walked in with a piece of her favorite pie, some butterbeer and asked her for their monthly date to the forest
it was fucking adorable

ughhh
now i want pie

same
kitchens?

sunny there?
i kinda want it to be just me and you for now

umm no
she fell asleep while she was helping me and moony with potions
moony fell asleep like ten minutes ago
and here i am
awake and struggling with potions
i fucking hate newts
btw
wru?

quidditch pitch
i needed to think

alone?

yeh
it's empty today
wait-
now it's not
the huffs are here
and if abbott looks at me with hungry eyes one more time
i'll kill him

you have ten minutes to get to the kitchens
first i gotta move moony
he fell asleep on me🤡

oh god
and sunny

on the table about to fall on the floor
this full moon is hitting them hard
give me two minutes

k

okay i'm back
my god
istg
these two better thank me
i even put a blanket around them
i feel like a mother🤡

you'd make a good mum
you basically adopted reg as a son

he is my son
i feel like a proud mama whenever i see him smiling
or whenever he gets an O on a test we spent days studying for
he's become an amazing wizard and I couldn't be prouder 🥺
that's my baby right there🥺

mamma vixen

yeah
look at them tho🥺

omg
i've died🥺

sameeee
i'm omw
i'm avoiding peeves rn so i'm taking the long way

why?

i may or may not have called the bloody baron last night because reg almost got detention because of him
and now peeves is slightly pissed at me

oh god

yeahhh
i see the portrait
and you better have saved me some pie

there's one with your name all over it
and butterbeer

a lady after my heart and diabetes
i love it

...

~Jade's POV~

"Either you put your phone down, or I'll break it."

"Merlin's ballsack, bunny! You scared the shit out of me!" Lily exclaimed and I laughed sitting next to her. "Here. It's key-lime."

"Good because I'm getting cravings. And no, I'm not pregnant." I pointed the fork at her and she raised her hands in surrender. "So, what's on your mind Speckles?"

"It's your toerag of a brother." Lily sighed looking at the floor and I sighed.

"What about him?"

"Why doesn't he just ask me out? It's easier that way!"

"Were you born yesterday? Or were you obliviated? Because if I remember correctly, you were the one who always called him a-"

"Arrogant, disgusting, smelly toerag. I know, I know. No need to remind me." Lily mumbled and I nudged her with my feet.

"Look, Speckles. My brother may be an arrogant, smelly toerag, or whatever. But whatever he felt for you all those years ago, it was real. He may have been a dumbass and showed it in ways that may have pissed you off, but he truly has feeling for you. It only took you what? Seven years for you to notice? I honorary thought it was going to happen after we graduated if I'm being honest." I smirked and she pushed me slightly.

"When did it all turn so complicated, Vix?" Lily asked sadly.

"Around the time we hit puberty, Lils. Just ask him out before he starts to think you're stringing him on for like the hundredth time. He's starting to think that you hate him for real this time and that you don't like him. You have no idea how much I have to sneak him to the forest just so he can pour his heart out and even cry for a while. Now look, I love you to death and I'd be honored to have you as my sister. But for the love of Salazar Slytherin and all things magic, grow a damn pair! I have a bet going around and I would like to win. So whenever you're going to do it, make sure it's on a Thursday. That's mine and Reg's day." I smirked and took a bite out of her pie. "We should do this more often with the rest of the queens. Only Sunny and me go on pie runs in the middle of the night."

"We really should. And fine, I promise that before the week before the ball I'll ask James if he hasn't asked me yet." Lily sighed dramatically and I smiled hugging her.

"You better."

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