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heather baron-gracie as
hazel nora lee
❝ 𝐨𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐝, 𝐢 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 .❞
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devon bostick as
rodrick heffley
❝ 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐠 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬. ❞
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mxmtoon (maia)
as
abigail chen
❝ 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐢 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐨𝐩𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬, 𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠. ❞
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melissa roxburgh as
heather hills / rachel louis
❝ 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐫, 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞? ❞
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kat dennings as
harriet noelle lee
❝ 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐢 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬...𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐨𝐧𝐞. ❞
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chloe moriondo as
sofia price
❝ 𝐢 𝐚𝐦 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐚𝐦 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬, 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐬, 𝐨𝐫 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐬. 𝐬𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐢 𝐚𝐦 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫... ❞
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sofia bryant as
rue graham
❝𝐨𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐝 𝐢'𝐦 𝐬𝐨 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰. ❞
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genessa gariano as
penelope farrell
❝ 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐥! ❞
( 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠! )
matt taylor as timothy anderson
zachary gordon as greg heffley
rachael harris as susan heffley
steve zahn as frank heffley
natasha lyonne as roxy hanna
robert capron as rowley jefferson
darren criss as rammy vasquez
sean giambrone as robin schmidt
bea laus as kelsi branch
lydia night as bridgette moss
vanessa hudgens as kelly vasquez
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