Mike POV
So there's a bunch of dead motha fucks around me being that I beast the ever living shit out of these Titans around me. But, it was futile in the end as the titans are already in the wall and so I had to go in to as I started to dodge all the incoming attacks from the titans coming in. Once in I started to go towards the bell where I need to save Thomas saving him will not effect the plot what so ever plus looking back in season three or four he would die. But, in the end who says that everyone has plot armor or anime bullshit power?
Mike(mind): Damn! where is this mother fucker! I know a abnormal is coming so might as well find it before getting to Thomas.
I started to run around as to see the find the abnormal titan until I see the mother fucker flying.
Mike(mind): Just a serious question how the fuck did that mother fucker jump? like for real I haven't seen one mother fucker for the past six years jump only climb. What I mean there's no fucking way that a pure titan can jump like some missile.
Lily(mind): I can answer that, the abnormal that ate Thomas was on a building and jumped like a frog.
Mike(mind): Really?
Zane(mind): Yup, I'm watching the footage right now with ShadowPlay.
Mike(mind): Now the real question is that, why the fuck was it on a building?
I then heard something crash as I see it, but too late as it crashed into a tell building being the tower part I cursed as I was right behind it as I was late. But, not too late to save Thomas I charged in great as I riled back my arm as I blasted through it's back neck and through the teeth. Being said it has no god damn head as I have Thomas right in the palm of my hands as I shift my eyes I looked to see Eren team.
Mike: You aren't dying on me right solider? I said as he looks at me with pain in his eyes.
Thomas(pain): Ah! damn it! it hurts!
I riled back my hand and opened it as I looked to him as I gave a nod.
Mike: Don't worry, hold still and let Doctor Titan do the healing.
Before he could respond I blew my blue fire being my Okami flame towards Thomas as it touched him he was scared, but then see his wounds started to heal up. A few seconds later he was patched up and see that Eren team went on to becoming food for fucking titans. I fucking hate Eren in this season as he's too much of a hot head to realize that these titans aren't easy to kill like he killed those dummies. I hold onto Thomas as I started to look for them! I started to charged again and I see one eating that black haired guy so he's dead so.
POP!
I punched so hard that that fatass pure titan head is no more along with his neck you can say that he lost his neck. I looked around and see Mina about to be eaten until-
Mike: KICK THE BABY!
I kicked the shit out the pure titan head leaving it head no remains as I picked up Mina quickly. I looked around more and see... what's that guy name again?
Sophai(mind): Hold on! *checks on it in Google* got it! his name is Milieus.
Thank you! okay Milieus.. fuck that's a weird ass fucking name anyways anyways he gotten by-
Mike: HOW IN THE FUCK DOES THAT TITAN HAVE SO MANY FUCKING TEETH!!??
Will(mind): Don't question it Mike besides we haven't met the Titans that are doing gang signs and shit.
Once more kick the baby part two happened as I kicked the fuck out of it like I did with Mina titan and caught Milieus as I have three members. Now I started to look for Armine for now I put the three in my sweater pocket and good thing it doesn't have anything. I then hear screams of Armin for now I ignore it as I started to look for the couple.
Will(mind): Really? are you really going to save *looks up the couple name* Franz and Hannah also, we readers don't know how Franz got his upper half taken.
Zane(mind): Maybe the same thing that happened with Eren? you know a titan just chomps out of nowhere.
Mike: Any going to save them because they're not really key point to the plot just being death and such.
As I was running around I see the two just going about with using their gear then I see one fucking Titan.
Mike: Oh fuck your right
Zane(mind): Told you bitch! now snatch those guys up!
I charged in as the titan looks at me as one swoop I caught the two and Mario jumped on the titan head ass. As I got to the two I place them into my pocket with the others.
Mike: Where to now? I mean it will take a few moments for Eren to transform so.. where to now?
Wei(mind): Any one has ideas?
Lily(mind): Oh shit WeI you were here!?
Wei(mind): I was here the whole time! I was just watching aot seasons because I don't know what the show about.
Zane(mind): At least he's getting into it. What episode?
Wei(mind): Eleven
Sophia(mind): Go to the gate of Wall Rose where it's getting blocked by the merchants stuff! take down that abnormal titan along with it!
Mike: Got it!
I started to charged towards where the crowd of people being at of the gate of Wall Rose. I then see the abnormal titan in the most weirdest shit that I can't even fucking tell. I opened one of pockets where I put the people I saved and all of them looked at me as I smiled.
Mike: Hold on tight and I do mean tight because we are about to fly ladies and gents! I said before closing my pocket good.
As I was still running I started to get the air and in a mid moment I jumped on one building and using every ounce of my ability to restrain my own body and weight from crashing the building. Once on top I started to jump and jump until I jumped onto the abnormal titan onto the ground and started to eat to gain back some of my energy. I started to rip him to shreds as I started to eat up the titan one piece after the other. Once finishing it, it was dead from me eating huge chunks out the bitch as I ripped it's neck apart afterwards. I then turned my attention to the people who froze in fear as I was pretty much close to them I bend down to their height.
Mike: What the hell are you people still doing here!!?? you do know mother fucking titans are everywhere wanting to eat you all right!? what's the hold up!? I yelled in anger of how the fuck are these people not in the fucking gates.
The people were all stunned as they see one titan speaking and it was no other then me, but none of them spoke until-
Little Girl: Mr.Cannibal Titan are you going to eat us? The little girl said as she was one that everyone were shocked including the mother.
Mike: WHAT!? *point myself* eat *point to them* you people? oh heavens no! look I'm a cannibal to my own sweaty that's why I'm called a cannibal. Can you tell me why you and everyone here not going inside where it's safe?
Little Girl: Because of that man She pointed at the fat man whose sweeting like bolts.
I looked at the man as I picked his ass up and looked at him dead in the eyes.
Mike: Move that fucking cart or I will you'll become my next meal, got it!?
Merchant: YES SIR!
He told his thugs to move the cart as they did I placed the man down as I got my pocket filled with everyone who I saved onto the ground. The five looked at me as I gave a smile.
Mina: Thank you She said as she falls to her knees in such shock that not even herself couldn't believe what happened.
Thomas: Wow, you can really talk.. the rumors of the cannibal titan were all true!
Franz: Thank you He says as he hugs Hannah closely.
Milieus: Wait! why did you save us!? why is-
Mike: *stands up* Questions, questions, and questions! boy you people don't really understand it. It's because I can and who says I can't? anyways go into the wall and protect the people inside the wall if anymore titan it to come. You got it? I said as I looked at them as giving them a warm aura to them.
All five: Got it! The five said as they run off into the gate.
Mike: *turns around* Now-
A sword went at my eyes as my eye blocked it as it has a shell protecting, but for this case it doesn't mean-
Mike: OOOOOWWWWW!!! That fucking hurts! I yelled in pain as I fall to the ground as held my eye that was in pain and looked at the person who did it.
I then spotted the one who did it and it was no other then fucking Mikasa as she stared at me with no emotion in her eyes. I quickly ducked down as she comes around I rolled back as I see another solider coming at me as I once again rolled once more dogging these bastards.
Mike: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO!? I just saved those people lives and this is the thanks I get!?
Mikasa: The titan spoke!?
Ian: Impossible!!
Mike: If you can clearly tell from your small brains yes, yes indeed I can speak you assholes. I said as I gave the middle finger at them.
Lily(mind): Was that-
Mike: Necessary? yes, yes that was and I don't care about you Mikasa lovers! FIGHT ME! I said as I looked at the screen to the Mikasa simps.
Mikasa: What do we do?
Mike: *cuts off Ian* What you can do is help fucking Armin! I said as I made a grave mistake.
Yeah I fucked up as she zipped right to my face as I felt the sword connecting or said stab onto my head and gave me the hall of fame Mikasa face as I looked to her craze yandere eyes.
Mikasa: Take me to Armin She says as the look of a demon is looking at my soul.
Mike: Roger, roger!
All Gamer/minus Riraura(mind): She is one scary mother fucker.
I place my hand next to Ian who seems sus about my actions, but looking at the situation this would clearly save his gas. So he took a step onto my palm as I placed him onto my right shoulder to to be in good measures as I started to run and fuck up some titans along the way. On the way it started to rain and that makes things so better. For the moment of silent, but I started to have a conversation.
Mike: So are you Eren girlfriend?
Mikasa(blushes): What? why would think of those stupid thoughts!?
Mike: Well I watched you from afar and seeing that you care for Eren so much I assume that you were his wife-
Mikasa starts stabbing on my forehead as blood came out as I kept on running as I looked at Ian whose scared of Mikasa then me. So I looked at him-
Mike: She's scary ain't she? I said to him as he gave an awkward look at me as he said.
Ian: Indeed..
Mike: Got a name? I spoke a question to keep the conversation going as Mikasa is still stabbing my head.
Ian: Ian?
Mike: Well nice to meet you Ian the names *blasted Titan's head* well I mean your people call me the Cannibal Titan, but later I think telling you my name now would be a waste. So call me M, if that's okay?
I kept on running like no other until I reached to a point where Ian needed to retreat as Mikasa and I kept on looking for the small group. I see them as I kept on running I see them get scared, but with Mikasa on my head they were shocked as I see Connie and Sasha see me again. Once there I stopped running as I bended my head down as to let down Mikasa.
Mike: Cho Cho! the titan express is here.
Connie: It's you! the Cannibal Titan!
Sasha: Wait! I just notice it's has basic speech!
Mike: *dumbs up* That's right sister! I can speak!
Solider 27: No way! the Cannibal Titan!? I though that was just some rumor!
Solider 16: I can't believe it! I heard some town folk that the Cannibal Titan is the one bringing the food to Wall Rose every mouth!
Solider 13: Your kidding me! the titan that eats other titans!?
Marco: Jean! do you think we have a chance if we team up with it!?
Jean: There's no way! a titan-
Mike: You do know I'm here and can understand you also to answer that question, Armin!
Armin looks at me and realize who he was looking at.
Mike: I saved Eren's team! plus a two more, but I couldn't save one, but the three of your friends are still alive Armin. There are in Wall Rose Gate protecting it!
Armin eyes became less hopeless as he learns about me saving his friends as he gives a one heavy sigh. But, then breaks down as he tells Mikasa about Eren being dead aka being eaten as he technically sacrificed himself for Armine. But, I had enough as I clap my hands getting everyone attention.
Mike: Yo, you fucking cowardly bastards! right now we are going to the big ass building! I heard you guys need some gas for your little thing that allows you all to fly around. I stated to them causing them to be shocked.
Solider 20: Your crazy! how-
Mike: Look at me! I yelled at the "about to shit myself" soldiers.
They all looked at me and dumbfounded that I'm a fucking titan that can speak as with fight.
Mike: As long you fucking chicken shits are with me! I will my fucking best of my own ability to keep each and everyone of you safe! I can't say I will because I can't always save people like some hero. Right now, what I seen Mikasa here is strong as fuck even thought that I'm a some normal titan. She faced me and now with Mikasa along with me! we will take back that big ass building and fuck up all them titans up! I said as I lifted my arm up high showing them my will power. I said to all of them as all of them were less to say shocked how I just dissed them all.
It was then that I hear footsteps and see a Titan charging fast as everyone screamed I caught it by the head brining it close to me. I punched it right at the jaws and... holy fuck no mercy to the titans as this mother fucking titan got no jaw or no mouth to be honest it got no teeth. I then put my whole hand being that a straight attack as I didn't take out it's nape I took it's whole spinal cord as I lifted up Predator Style I showed everyone.
Mike: IF YOU WANNA RIDE WITH ME! THEN STRAP UP BECAUSE THERE'S NOBODY GOING TO STOP ME! LET'S GO!
With this Mikasa charged head first as I started to charge second, but with low momentum so that I don't lose sight of the people I going to protect.
Riraura(mind): You really need to show that your not a hero of this world and not a fucking savoir. You are just that, you follow?
Mike: Yes, I follow and I cannot say no as I agree with your facts. Just keep watching please because I'm going to busy.
Riraura(mind): Very well just reminding you to know your place Mike. She said in a serious tone as her tone was no joke.
I then see one man on the ground that ran out of gas as he panics as I see four titans I then let out a roar that caught everyone attention.
(Wrath19: Use any time stamp and it would work the same)
The four titans looked at me as I gave one fucking glare as my eyes glowed like no other looking deep into their souls. Titans are basically human and being from human doesn't mean they can't restrain their inner emotions. Everything and anything that can breath and walk can feel fear, fear is something that everyone can feel even these fucking creatures. Plus, these guys can scream and cry if you take out the eyes or that of confusion. Once they saw me they fucking ran away like the bitches they are.
Wei(mind): Seemed like the Energy Skill Tree came in handy as you place a few skill points into fear factor.
Zane(mind): Yeah plus Mike is one scary mother fucker if you fuck with him the wrong way pause though because don't get the wrong way.
Will(mind): Don't worry we understand.
Once over I went over to the guy whose out of gas and placed my hand onto the ground.
Mike: Come on little guy, get on my hand it's alright.
He couldn't speak as he quickly gets on and get his ass onto the roof of a building as I see the two as I started to remember. The girl and the guy were eaten by the titans I scared off as to save this guy also they weren't given names so that means nothing changed.
Tom: Thank you! He said as he repeated ten times or even more to it as I heard some people calling his name Tom being his name I guessed.
I looked at the two who were going to die I said.
Mike: You two *I pointed at the two* keep a clear mind because if you two went in blindly he wouldn't be the only one being in danger, got it?
The two looked at me with shame as the two nodded.
Mike: Good and besides... you need last people of humanity forces need to live and to fright for what you believe in. I stated as the three looked at me as I gave hope to them.
I see other people looking at me giving me a shocked and hopeful look as I have one more dumbs up as I kept on the jog heading towards the HQ. I then hear Eren's Titan form scream or yell and turned to the direction then-
I WILL KILL THEM ALL!
Mike: Okay is my mind playing with me or I just hear season one psycho Eren spoke in my head right now?
Wei(mind): Wait! didn't you added points to a useless skill to get that other skill you wanted? the connection skill?
Mike: Oh yeah, I wanted to gain a regeneration skill for my scales, but I couldn't because I need to get that skill. But, why-
Will(mind): WAIT! doesn't Eren have the founding titan in him or the Coordinate! we just learned that it has the power to be connected to the paths of all Subjects of Ymir and Titans cross. Doesn't that mean-
Mike: Oh my fucking god that mean I get bitch ass Eren to do it early! also I can speak to the titans shifter if I touch them one time in titan form, but with Eren being the Coordinate I can speak to him already! this makes life much easier. Seemed like that skill wasn't useless after all. who wouldn't guess it?
I then started to follow the Eren's calls-
Zane(mind): *holding back laughter* Eren calls? the fuck is he? is he calling for a mate or what?
Mike: Shut up! I can make it what I like!
Anyways, I started to follow the, "Eren's calls" as I did I see Connie and Armin going to same direction being that they saw Mikasa crashing and falling down into an ally way. I then carefully from an eye distances that they were planning on using Eren now titan form to the HQ so that way they can in as Eren can kill as many titans he can. We all started to charge forward the big fucking HQ and cut like a few moments later I see Eren bitch ass jumped into the air getting a two for one special punch to some titans looking at Jean. He sees me as I look at him.
Mike: Don't look at me man I'm surprise as you are never I seen another titan fighting against it's own kind. I thought I was the only one doing this crap. I said as I basically helped out the homie out.
I hear Eren's titan call as he did that- yeah this mother fucker wants all the beef as in all sides of directions titans were coming from to get our asses.
Mike: God damn it Eren...
I started to take down some Titans as well beating the shit out of them or in your reader mind yes, go ahead just put that doom music on rip and tear all that wonderful stuff.
Riraura(mind): I feel like yours and Will moments of breaking the forth wall became the most common trop in this book.. like Deadpool, but not too much levels of Deadpool just a pinch.
Will(mind): Wow, that makes me feel better, but no it didn't you just called us crazes.
Mike: But, is she wrong tho? I saidas I blasted one more titan head off like my fists that are bombs blasting their heads off along with their necks.
Will(mind): ....
Riraura(mind): Exactly
I see all the soldiers going to do their job being that of getting the gas as I go up to Eren as he killed about five more titans in his path he looks at me. As he charges forward going to kill me, but...
KILL THEM ALL-
Mike: SPEICAL MOVE! TITAN BITCH SLAP!
(Wrarth19: The best you ever get out of me also the only one I found that's funny and genuine to this situation)
Everyone in Riraura including her: WHAT THE FUCK MIKE!!!??? All them screamed at the same time.
I bitch slap the shit out of Eren as the sound of a slap was heard for miles away as now I grab hold onto his head and slam against mind. Once done it was like time stop for a moment as then I was like transported into Eren's subconscious mind I then see Eren just standing there just in some kind of trance.
Mike: Guess if I have to do there might as well do it here. *Starts walking towards him as Mike gets ready for another special move* SPECIAL MOVE! SNAP BACK TO REALITY!
Once more I slap the shit out of Eren as he falls over as he held his cheek on the left side of his face.
Will(mind): Eminem?
Mike: God damn Will yes, but not now please.
Eren: OWWW! WHAT THE HELL-
Mike: Wake up samurai! we've got a city to fucking save!
Eren: *looks at me with shock* WHO ARE YOU!? WHERE AM I!? WHERE-
Mike: Look! *grades his shoulders* your friends are in trouble! right now you are in titan form at this moment people are dying out there and I need your help.
Eren: Wait! Mom!? Mikasa and Armin!? wait Titan!? I'm-
Mike: I know, I know fucking weird and you want answers. Look! I can answer all the questions you want, but I need your help to plug up that hole! if we can do it now that means less lives would be loss! you got it!?
Eren: ...After I help you I get my answers?
Mike: Yes!
Eren: Alright.. I don't believe what you said, but... if your right and I did turn into a titan then.. how?
Mike: Look again with the questions and the answers lies in your father's basement Eren.
Eren(shocked): That's right! I gave my key to mom because- that means my father must of done something to me!? damn him!
Mike: You can damn him or whatever, but once I let you go you got to follow me! and each step we are going to save your friends, this district, and kill all these titans! *puts out hand* Ready brotha!
Eren looks at my hand as I leave it open to see if he's ready to get ready for what's come at, but then again this is his choice. Soon enough he shakes my hand.
Mike: Alright, Eren once we get out of here we will be in the real world once there you better get my back as I got yours alright!
Eren: Alright!
Mike: By the way *everywhere around started to turn white* the names Mike.
With a sudden movement as I let go I see Eren shocked as he looks at his hand as he looks at me and was more shocked as he knows me.
Eren(mind): WAIT! YOUR THAT TITAN THAT HEAL MY MOM'S LEGS AND SAVED HER!?
Mike(mind): That's right! and saved your friends as well Eren and now!
The two titans looked at each other as the other pure titans were coming close with that moment I take out a handmade knife and threw it to Eren who caught it. Eren looks at it and now to me before he could speak I spoke.
Mike: Give me one moment.
I then see all these Titans just ganging us up ready to much on us until I went-
(Wrath19: Skip to 2:17 and I think you can already tell all the ones who getting punched the shit out of is no other then pure titans along with abnormals)
Mike: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!!!!! I yelled as I punched probably twelve in total titans at me or more as all there heads were just popping off no cap.
Everyone once more in Riraura world as with her: MIKE STOP THAT JOJO SHIT AND BECOME NORMAL FOR ONCE!!?? GOD DAMN IT MIKE!!!!!!
Eren just dumbfounded just as he sees this person that took out a group or just a large group of titans without no fear as with no problem. I turned to see him as I pointed at the knife or dagger whatever you want to call it to him.
Mike(mind): You know how to use it?
Eren(mind): Um... yes! yes I can just a bit.
Mike: OKAY! follow me now!
With that the Eren and I started to charge forth to the boulder that's going to block the fucking hole.
Mike(mind): Oh boy, just can't wait to see what comes to this anime with me.