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👤 SaltyBrown
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SaltyBrown I cut my feet out cause @quackity is a creep ☝🏻🙄
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quackity THIS IS FALSE! I LIKE BALD HEADS!
Tommyinnitt @quackity RUN JACK RUN
tubbolive are you wearing a sheep?👀
karljacobs_ pop-off 👏🏻 queen 👏🏻 periodt
Georgenotfound photo shot on a toaster
SaltyBrown @Georgenotfound shut up colorblind bitch
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Phat ass @MsSaltyBrown ∙ 17m
hi @mulaney 😳😏be my friend😆🔪
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George @GeorgeNootFound ∙ 12m
he isn't going to answer L L L L L
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Phat ass @MsSaltyBrown ∙ 11m
if the rock will answer Tommy I have a shot🙄
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Dream @dreamwastaken ∙ 16m
🚶🏻♂️I just see myself out
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Phat ass @MsSaltyBrown ∙ 13m
sorry stinky doodoo shart
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sapnap @sapnapalt ∙ 13m
if he answers I will throw a goddamn ping pong table at you
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Tommyinnit @tommyinnit ∙ 7m
No 😡
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karl too @honkkarl ∙ 9m
I'm chip mulaney and I'm your father
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Wilbur Soot @WilburSoot ∙ 4m
I mAdE a SaLaD wItH cRaSiNs
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Quackity4k @quackity4k ∙ 14m
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Punz🐝 @PunzOP ∙ 15m
lowkey kinda want him to answer.
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Phat ass @MsSaltyBrown ∙ 13m
same
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Stella was waiting patiently --in the hope he would answer-- while reading a book. Clay was editing a video he had made for the short channel. Stella was reading Silence of the Lambs, suggested by Technoblade after they had streamed the lore.
She had read 6 chapters, ate a whole meal, and proof watched the video Clay made after she finally got the notification she wanted.
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Phat ass @MsSaltyBrown ∙ 3h
hi @mulaney 😳😏be my friend😆🔪
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John Mulaney @Mulaney ∙ 1m
Hello!😳😏
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S: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
She ran to Clay and hopped on his lap. The chair spun a bit on its wheels.
C: What?
S: HE ANSWERED!
He chuckled out a shush.
S: Sorry I'm just so excited. What do I say?
C: I don't know?
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S: Group meeting! We only have 5 minutes before we have taken too long to answer!
N: Just pour your heart out...
G: No you dimwit. Say like an inside joke only he would understand...
S: GENIUS!
Stella got quick to typing.
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Phat ass @MsSaltyBrown ∙ 3h
hi @mulaney 😳😏be my friend😆🔪
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John Mulaney @Mulaney ∙ 6m
Hello!✌🏻
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Phat ass @MsSaltyBrown ∙ 1m
LOOK AT THAT MAN! HE HAS FEMININE HIPS!👹
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K: Wait what?
S: It's one of the things... is it too weird?
G: I mean, It's funny but kinda abrupt...
S: Okay that's fine.
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Phat ass @MsSaltyBrown ∙ 3h
hi @mulaney 😳😏be my friend😆🔪
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John Mulaney @Mulaney ∙ 10m
Hello!✌🏻
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Phat ass @MsSaltyBrown ∙ 5m
LOOK AT THAT MAN! HE HAS FEMININE HIPS!👹
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John Mulaney @Mulaney ∙ 1m
NOO
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S: HE REPLIED AGAIN! I CAN'T! What do I say!?
G: Send a meme?
K: Yeah! Yeah!
N: I dunno...
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Phat ass @MsSaltyBrown ∙ 3h
hi @mulaney 😳😏be my friend😆🔪
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John Mulaney @Mulaney ∙ 14m
Hello!✌🏻
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Phat ass @MsSaltyBrown ∙ 9m
LOOK AT THAT MAN! HE HAS FEMININE HIPS!👹
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John Mulaney @Mulaney ∙ 4m
NOO
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Phat ass @MsSaltyBrown ∙ 1m
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K: STELLA!
N: Oh my god he is going to hate you!
Stella was dying of laughter. She was on the floor flailing around.
S: I CAN'T!
Clay walked into the room, worried that she was dying.
C: Are you okay!?
Stella held up her phone and showed him the tweet.
C: STEL*WHEEZE*A WHA*WHEEZE*
Clay was now on the floor with Stella.
G: I hate you guys so much.
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Phat ass @MsSaltyBrown ∙ 3h
hi @mulaney 😳😏be my friend😆🔪
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John Mulaney @Mulaney ∙ 20m
Hello!✌🏻
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Phat ass @MsSaltyBrown ∙ 15m
LOOK AT THAT MAN! HE HAS FEMININE HIPS!👹
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John Mulaney @Mulaney ∙ 10m
NOO
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Phat ass @MsSaltyBrown ∙ 7m
*insert image*
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John Mulaney @Mulaney ∙ 3m
oh-
is that Lin Manuel Miranda?
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Phat ass @MsSaltyBrown ∙ 1m
Yes
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K: TOO MUCH TOO MUCH!
G: No no, let her ruin a perfectly good relationship.
S: SHUDDUP!
C: She is fin*WHEEZE* PLEASE MICHEAL CERA WHY!
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Phat ass @MsSaltyBrown ∙ 3h
hi @mulaney 😳😏be my friend😆🔪
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➥Replying to @MsSaltyBrown
John Mulaney @Mulaney ∙ 24m
Hello!✌🏻
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Phat ass @MsSaltyBrown ∙ 19m
LOOK AT THAT MAN! HE HAS FEMININE HIPS!👹
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John Mulaney @Mulaney ∙ 14m
NOO
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Phat ass @MsSaltyBrown ∙ 11m
*insert image*
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John Mulaney @Mulaney ∙ 7m
oh-
is that Lin Manuel Miranda?
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➥Replying to @Mulaney
Phat ass @MsSaltyBrown ∙ 5m
Yes
*insert picture*
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➥Replying to @MsSaltyBrown
John Mulaney @Mulaney ∙ 1m
contacting my lawyers👍🏻
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S: I think this went well!
K: MMM yes 100 years in prison for harassing a celeb with other pictures of celebs.
G: The best way to be arrested!
C: Not on my watch! I'll go too!
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Phat ass @MsSaltyBrown ∙ 3h
hi @mulaney 😳😏be my friend😆🔪
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➥Replying to @MsSaltyBrown
John Mulaney @Mulaney ∙ 27m
Hello!✌🏻
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Phat ass @MsSaltyBrown ∙ 22m
LOOK AT THAT MAN! HE HAS FEMININE HIPS!👹
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John Mulaney @Mulaney ∙ 17m
NOO
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➥Replying to @Mulaney
Phat ass @MsSaltyBrown ∙ 14m
*insert image*
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John Mulaney @Mulaney ∙ 10m
oh-
is that Lin Manuel Miranda?
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➥Replying to @Mulaney
Phat ass @MsSaltyBrown ∙ 8m
Yes
*insert picture*
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➥Replying to @MsSaltyBrown
John Mulaney @Mulaney ∙ 3m
contacting my lawyers👍🏻
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Dream @dreamwastaken ∙ 1m
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K: IFUNNY.COM!
Karl said in a nerdy voice to make fun of Clay. Clay told him to piss off.
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Phat ass @MsSaltyBrown ∙ 3h
hi @mulaney 😳😏be my friend😆🔪
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➥Replying to @MsSaltyBrown
John Mulaney @Mulaney ∙ 29m
Hello!✌🏻
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➥Replying to @Mulaney
Phat ass @MsSaltyBrown ∙ 24m
LOOK AT THAT MAN! HE HAS FEMININE HIPS!👹
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➥Replying to @MsSaltyBrown
John Mulaney @Mulaney ∙ 19m
NOO
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➥Replying to @Mulaney
Phat ass @MsSaltyBrown ∙ 16m
*insert image*
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➥Replying to @MsSaltyBrown
John Mulaney @Mulaney ∙ 12m
oh-
is that Lin Manuel Miranda?
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➥Replying to @Mulaney
Phat ass @MsSaltyBrown ∙ 10m
Yes
*insert picture*
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➥Replying to @MsSaltyBrown
John Mulaney @Mulaney ∙ 6m
contacting my lawyers👍🏻
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➥Replying to @Mulaney
Dream @dreamwastaken ∙ 4m
*insert image*
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John Mulaney @Mulaney ∙ 1m
Oh God, theres two of you! Stay back you foul beasts! Back I say!
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AUTHORS NOTE!
i hope that was readable
see you in the next chapter...