The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

By reject_20

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The five Marauders have a group chat. This should be fun, right? More

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14 years later

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By reject_20

🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

sister❤️
jade amelia potter

lily jane evans

sister❤️
YOU WANNA FUCKING EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THE FUCK THERES A KNIFE ON THE WALL

a warning

my moony🌙❤️
TO WHO

everyone...

puppy🐕🖤
sunshine
wtf did you do now?

NOTHING

best black👯‍♀️
i smell bullshit

STOP USING YOUR WEREWOLF SENSES SOLIS
AND STFU REGULUS  AND MARLENE

baby black🥺🖤
I DIDNT EVEN SAY SHIT YET

blondie👯‍♀️
SAME

THEN DONT

wormy🐭✨
i just saw it
it's one of her throwing knives
she meant to kill someone

NO I DID NOT

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
now i'm the one who smells bullshit

go snog alice and gtfo of my business

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
you know?

i know now

angel🥺❤️
damn she's good
also
surprise?

best black👯‍♀️
CORVUS
WTF
WHEN

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
literally a few minutes ago sunny
hakuna your tatas

best black👯‍♀️
wanna say that again, longbottom?

lion bitch🦁❤️
padfoot
crookshanks
eclipse
quidditch pitch
NOW

there's quidditch this year?

puppy🐕🖤
babygirl
you can't cancel quidditch

best black👯‍♀️
wood taught us that

blondie👯‍♀️
DO I HAVE TOOOO

lion bitch🦁❤️
yes
because your captain says so
also
jade
you're on commentary this year
you're welcome

FUCK YES
HERE WE FUCKING GO!
HELL YES

baby black🥺🖤
that terrifies me more than james becoming captain

puppy🐕🖤
it probably should...
i already smell the comebacks

blondie👯‍♀️
and the insults
which i'm going to ask you guys to write them here because frank and i are going to be extremely busy carrying the team on our backs

best black👯‍♀️
BITCH WHATCHU SAY!?
starboy and i are the best beaters hogwarts has ever seen

and that's because i'm not allowed to try out

puppy🐕🖤
and who's fault is that

barbie's

baby black🥺🖤
elsa's

legolas

lion bitch🦁❤️
that's clint barton

him too

my moony🌙❤️
vix
did you have to knee him in the groin at tryouts?

YES
he laughed when i tried out
even though i knocked him off his broom in like ten seconds

best black👯‍♀️
i consider it a miracle he's still alive

lion bitch🦁❤️
not by choice
didi was pissed af
she cried
ugly cried

puppy🐕🖤
yep i remember that
moony and i had to raid the kitchens to try and cheer her up

it didn't work
but i did get some chocolate cake and ice cream
all was good

baby black🥺🖤
but why didn't she try out after he graduated?

i wasn't allowed to
malfoy made sure of it
and nott became captain last year

puppy🐕🖤
i'm sending a bludger to the face to him this year

don't bother tbh
it's not worth it

blondie👯‍♀️
i'm still punching him in the face
and that's just because i want to

best black👯‍♀️
and i've got a score to settle with him

lion bitch🦁❤️
same here

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
same

puppy🐕🖤
i'll just punch him because i hate his stupid ass

baby black🥺🖤
i hate him too but i can't punch him
but
i can make sure he gets in perfect position for you and sunny to send a bludger to him

i love this sibling dynamic rn

lion bitch🦁❤️
same here
we never do shit like this

yes
we do
remember fourth year?
the detention you got for hexing someone in front of flitwick

lion bitch🦁❤️
oh yeahhhhh

sister❤️
why was that?

someone made fun of my clumsy ass because i tripped on air and fell down before the presentation i had to give

blondie👯‍♀️
typical vixen
but who was it?

lion bitch🦁❤️
parkinbitch
the bitch had pink hair for two months
and not to mention the teeth

puppy🐕🖤
the teeth was my doing

lion bitch🦁❤️
AND YET IM THE ONE WHO TOOK THE FALL HUH!?
THATS IT
IM TELLING MINNIE

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
oh my...

my moony🌙❤️
and this is the moment where james turned five years old again

wait
so he's not five?
he's seventeen?
kinda forgot for a sec

lion bitch🦁❤️
we're twins...

ik
but sometimes i look at you and i think we're five or some shit

lion bitch🦁❤️
ikr
it's weird

it's probably because you never grew up

lion bitch🦁❤️
could be

best black👯‍♀️
now that's what a sibling dynamic is
i love it
what were we talking about?

beats me
we talk about a lot of shit in this gc
anyways
tomorrow is party night👀
reg
the invitations?

baby black🥺🖤
hand delivered them this morning
you delivered yours?

yep
one of them tried to make a pass

puppy🐕🖤
THEY WHAT!?

blondie👯‍♀️
calm down golden retriever
i was with her so i know what happened

puppy🐕🖤
sunshine
wtf did you do

one of them kinda lifted my skirt
keep in mind that you can see my knee
my damn knee
and according to them it means
"HEY LOOK AT ME IM ASKING FOR SEX! PLEASE SHAG ME BECAUSE I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR MY BODY AND FOR WHAT I STAND FOR AS A WOMAN!"
assholes

blondie👯‍♀️
lifted the skirt "seductively"
emphasis on the quotes
tho i kinda got turned on for a sec

MARLENE

blondie👯‍♀️
SORRY
but there's this face that you do whenever you get all murdery and shit
ITS THE FACE

puppy🐕🖤
THATS WHAT I SAY
AND NOBODY BELIEVES ME

lion bitch🦁❤️
only you would find that face attractive
that face scares the shit out of me

my moony🌙❤️
i think wolf me would be scared of that face

best black👯‍♀️
wolf me is terrified of that face

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
i've only seen that face once

wormy🐭✨
lucky you
we see it all the time
it's fucking terrifying

angel🥺❤️
it's not so bad

sister❤️
it's really not

baby black🥺🖤
you people exaggerate things

irk
anyways
he lifted my skirt
and guess what's under there?🤠

puppy🐕🖤
other than the vagina or?

SIRIUS

lion bitch🦁❤️
DUDE
MY GOD

my moony🌙❤️
so we're going to ignore them right?

sister❤️
naturally

wormy🐭✨
what was under there vix?
the new holster or the old one?

the new one🤠
the one that pads got me

puppy🐕🖤
black or green?

both
one on each leg for safe measures
can't be too careful these days 🤷🏻‍♀️

angel🥺❤️
you really can't
that's why i bought another knife during the summer, vix
and i bought you one too
i was saving it for christmas but whatever

👀
whenever you want, corvus
and thank youuuu🥺

angel🥺❤️
i'll give it to you tonight, bunny
and you're welcome❤️

sister❤️
wait
besides alice being adorable as always
the knife
was that the warning?

blondie👯‍♀️
speckles-
this bitch pulled out two knives and threw one of them and twirled the other with a devilish smile on her face
i could've sworn that two of them almost pissed their pants
the girls were laughing their asses off and even followed her on instagram and all that jazz
and vixen gave them self defense tips jic any of them wanted to make a pass
but the boys?
oh no
they took the invitations and didn't dare to look at her in the eye

puppy🐕🖤
well i'll be damned
THATS MY GIRL
FUCK YES
YESSSSSSSS

lion bitch🦁❤️
YESSSSSSSSSSS
THATS MY DIDI

snuffles
stop dancing
sent a video!

wormy🐭✨
i'm laughing my ass off rn
i love this

baby black🥺🖤
same here

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