" we're back besties "
neo fammm 🤠
syeonlee|markly|jenoleelee|haehaelee| nana|moojun|pwarkjwi|leledolphin|eunhwang
haehaelee:
when i go to jail i'm gonna change my name to mitochondria
moojun:
why because mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?
haehaelee:
yep 😌
eunhwang:
that's so genius 🥲
syeonlee:
ikr 😩
markly:
i'm sorry WHEN YOU GO TO JAIL?
don't you mean if????
haehaelee:
nope
with a pop sound on the p
leledolphin:
HSHXHS
extragwhxh
jenoleelee:
what are you gonna go to jail for 😭
moojun:
he's gonna say smth real stupid watch
haehaelee:
cause i'm too fine 😎
god where is the lip bite emoji
I NEED THAT NOW
leledolphin:
BABABAHHAHAHHABSBXHS
moojun:
i told you 😔
syeonlee:
stfu rencow
moojun:
you stfu sephora 🤢
jenoleelee:
oh my god no way
nana:
WAIT OH MY GOD
haehaelee:
HOLD UP
OH JWINGLES YALL
markly:
💀💀
nana:
PRAISE EVERY GOD THERE IS THEYRE BACK BESTIES
eunhwang:
YASEHHSJDHS
pwarkjwi:
fights and things like this are normal in friendships
but pls don't ever let this happen again i don't think i can handle this much tension 😩
leledolphin:
jisunegxhd
syeonlee:
listen
ok we're sorry 😩
moojun:
won't happen again promise
we're good we swear 😌
nana:
better keep that promise i don't think i've dealt with so much tension for so long before 😭😭
pwarkjwi:
tell me abt it 😭😭
i mean things were okay at home but every now and then it would just be so quiet and i hated it 😩
syeonlee:
i'm sorry
won't happen again baby
markly:
glad to have you two back talking
eunhwang:
jsjxjd
bestie literally called me at 3 am today just to tell me behdjsh
jenoleelee:
why tf were you awake at 3 am
eunhwang:
cause ur dumbass was playing games and begged me to stay awake with you
leledolphin:
LMAOOOO
nana:
oh my god
jen you kept eun awake for your stupid ass games
can't believe your whipped ass
moojun:
nah but naeun stayed up anyway
🤡🤡
syeonlee:
two idiots whipped for each other
haehaelee:
does this mean renhyuckyeon dates are back pls say yes pls say yes
PLEASE SAY YES
markly:
hehshjshs
syeonlee:
whenever you're ready hae
haehaelee:
OH BITCH IM ALWAYS READY
WE'RE GOING OUT TMR
moojun:
i'm down for that
leledolphin:
UH NO BRO
ME AND SEYEON ARE HANGING OUT TMR
jenoleelee:
nsjxjsjx
yall slow smh
haehaelee:
stfu jen 😭
fine fine the day after
i'll let the boyfriend take
😩😩
pwarkjwi:
😳😳😳
eunhwang:
👀👀👀
syeonlee:
bro wtfwhhxhx
no
markly:
💀
leledolphin:
i'm not her boyfriend
nana:
....
i'm waiting..
for the y word...
leledolphin:
maybe if u don't wait it'll come
markly:
oh my god i can't do this
the double pining in this group chat 😭
haehaelee:
god tell me abt it
jenoleelee:
shake shake shake
moojun:
🤠🤠🤠
jen u good?
jenoleelee:
hehehehhehhe
leledolphin:
he's fine
eunhwang:
HSHHZJ
i just sent jen a video of a puppy drying itself from water ITS SO CUTE
nana:
ahhh explains
pwarkjwi:
hold up i just had a thought
yk how in the animal kingdom an animal's mate would be the one they... mate with...
but some people just normally call ppl mate..
like hey mate.. 🤠
syeonlee:
NOMSKSKSK
moojun:
okayyyy
let's drift away from that conversation
markly:
🤠🤠🤠
nana:
thank goodness i call ppl bby instead
jenoleelee:
i wonder if that's any better
markly:
OH MY GOD
OHMY GDIJXHI
I JUST GOT A PHONE CALL
eunhwang:
OH MYSHSH
DUDE
syeonlee:
OMG NO WAY WHO
markly:
MS
jenoleelee:
OMG
SO WHAT DID THEY SAY
haehaelee:
i'm legit holding my breath rn omg
markly:
I PASSED THE AUDITIONSNJXHDJ
moojun:
OMG
leledolphin:
HOLYSHJTNJEJXJDJJD
IM SO PROUD OF YOU MY CHILD
pwarkjwi:
OMGNSJXJJX
FIRST STEO TO SUCCESSSS
markly:
IM FREAKING OUTJEJJDJ
syeonlee:
MABRO WE'RE ALL FREAKING OUTNEJXJ
haehaelee:
omg my best friend is gonna be famous
don't ever forget us 😩
markly:
hshxhhx
never
jenoleelee:
we're supporting you all the way bro 😌
markly:
nah yall really gonna make me write a song abt yall 💀
pwarkjwi:
pftethxhxhw
if you do
renjun is gonna say he cringes at it and then listen to it 24/7
eunhwang:
nejxjx chenle too
moojun:
SHUT
leledolphin:
😔😔😔
of course i'll listen to it 24/7 it's my child mark
nana:
daegal and mark are you childrennshxjsj
markly:
and seyeon is daegal's mom
parents me thinks
haehaelee:
👀👀👀
jenoleelee:
i love how slowly each one of us picks up each other's texting habits and shitsjxhjx
nana:
it's hilarious
leledolphin:
snxjnsjc
fr tho
we've become one
syeonlee:
we are one
markly:
we aren't exo 😩
pwarkjwi:
kinda wish i was
jenoleelee:
half of them are literally 🤡🤡
are you sure
pwarkjwi:
yeah i'll stick with neo fam
eunhwang:
you better
leledolphin:
nehxjxj
naeun has become one with us
nana:
jen didn't bring her in for nothing
jenoleelee:
bye—
can't do this anymore
everyone stay safe!! pls stay safe pls :) ily <3
two updates because i'm feeling eMotiOnaLLy aNd mEntAlLy dEad 🥴 and also because if i don't feed myself with my shitty humour i might cry this very second 😁