guess who's back officially!
I really am grateful for all of you
and I can not put into words how much you all mean to me. I honestly really needed that hiatus from everything. I was going through so much but I am happy to say that I made it out of the dark again.
Again, thank you all so much.
YOONGI: *yawns and walks through the hallway early morning*
TAEYONG: *quietly creeps out of Jisoo's room, shirtless*
YOONGI: what the fuck?
TAEYONG: *pauses*.....Heeeyyy, Yoongi-nim
YOONGI: .......Hey, Taeyong.....you stayed the night?
TAEYONG: .......Yeah, I uh.....I did
YOONGI: .....Uh huh....
TEN: *comes out the room shirtless* babe, don't forget the honey and-
YOONGI: what the fuck??
TEN: oooohhhh.....shiiiit.....
YOONGI:.....Ummm....hey, Ten, I didn't know you were here, too
TEN: Y-Yeah we uh....we had some time off and uh-
JUNGKOOK: *comes out wearing a silk robe* you guys, hurry up so we can start round 14, I'm still hot and-
YOONGI: YO WHAT THE FUCK?!
JUNGKOOK: Ooooh shit.....h-hey hyung....you're up early
TAEYONG: we're just gonna.....get that honey and....yeah *walks past him*
YOONGI: *Thoroughly perplexed* ......this girl is getting more action than I am....
( IN JISOO'S ROOM )
JENNIE: I think I heard Yoongi in the hallway
JISOO: *Quickly covers herself with her sheet* oh my god, don't let him hear you!!
JOY: I'm just glad it's not Namjoon this time
( I saw this on tumblr and just had to add it because it made me laugh so hard )
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HOSEOK: has anyone seen Jisoo?
JUNGKOOK: hold on a sec
JUNGKOOK: *takes a deep breath* DABI DESERVED IT
JISOO: *from a different room* FUCK YOU!!
JUNGKOOK: found her
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HUENINGKAI: can we get ice cream, mom?
JISOO: What did Jin say?
YEONJUN: he said no
JISOO: then what makes you think I would say yes?
TAEHYUN: because he's not the boss of you, mom
JISOO: *takes a deep breath* it's a trap it's a trap it's a trap
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JENNIE: I'll hug a girl, I don't care
JISOO: well, I'll hold hands with a girl!
JENNIE: well, I'LL MARRY A GIRL!
JENNIE: *gets on one knee and shows an engagement ring*
JISOO: *tears up* aww babe
TAEYONG: what the fuck is going on?!
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TAEYONG: *enters Jisoo's heart*
BTS, ENHYPHEN, ARMY AND TXT: *casually eating dinner together*
TAEHYUNG: Who are you?
TAEYONG: I'm Taeyong, her boyfriend, who are you?
ARMY: we're the owner of this house
TAEYONG: oh-
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JISOO: *filming a tiktok* You guys, I've made a mistake....I went in for a kiss and now, they won't let me go
TEN AND TAEYONG: *cuddling her to death* ours
JISOO: but-
TEN AND TAEYONG: ours
JISOO: but- I gotta pee
TEN AND TAEYONG: ours
JISOO: please -
TEN AND TAEYONG: *cuddles more* OURS!!!
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JISOO: If you like me, raise your hand
SOMEONE: what if I don't like you?
JISOO: then raise your fucking standards!!
JIN: *in the crowd* THAT'S MY BABY!