πˆπƒπˆπŽπ“ π’π€ππƒπ–πˆπ‚π‡;...

By feraljester

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I made this for funsies. it's between elisa and the batfam but might include other characters More

πŽππ’π„π’π’πˆπŽπ 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈𝐈
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈𝐈𝐈
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 πˆπ•
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐕
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 π•πˆ
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 π•πˆπˆ
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 π•πˆπˆπˆ
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 πˆπ—
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐗
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 π—πˆ
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 π—πˆπˆ
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 π—πˆπˆπˆ
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 π—πˆπ•
π’π“πŽπ‘π†π„ 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈𝐈
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈𝐈𝐈
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 πˆπ•
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐕
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 π•πˆ
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 π•πˆπˆ
π†πˆπ‘π‹ 𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐓 πƒπŽπŽπ‘
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈𝐈
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈𝐈𝐈
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 πˆπ•
𝐃𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐄𝐑 πŽπ… 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈

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By feraljester

Police Officer: Why are you so confused? You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Jason: shit

Tim: wait, three????

Dick: OH MY GOD GUYS ELISA FELL OFF

                                                                   ˜"*°•.˜"*°• ☆ •°*"˜.•°*"˜

Elisa: I need a human skull, and you can't ask why.

Stephanie: only if you also don't ask why.

Stephanie, pulling out 7 pristine human skulls: take your pick!

Elisa:

Stephanie:

Elisa: this one is fine

                                                                 ˜"*°•.˜"*°• ☆ •°*"˜.•°*"˜          

Alfred: good morning

Elisa: is it? Is it really?


                                                                 ˜"*°•.˜"*°• ☆ •°*"˜.•°*"˜

Elisa: this is a terrible idea

Damian: there's no such thing as terrible ideas, El. Only good ideas that go slightly wrong.

                                                                    ˜"*°•.˜"*°• ☆ •°*"˜.•°*"˜

Elisa: There's only one thing worse than dying.

Elisa: *rips off paper to reveal 'Bruce dying'*

Jason: Bruce

Elisa: No!

                                                                    ˜"*°•.˜"*°• ☆ •°*"˜.•°*"˜

Elisa: Being gay isn't a choice

Elisa, grabbing Celia's hand and holding it up like a trophy: It's a game and i'm winning

                                                                    ˜"*°•.˜"*°• ☆ •°*"˜.•°*"˜

Elisa: The results are in, I'm afraid you have updog.....

Bruce: What's updog?

Elisa: Damian! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

                                                                     ˜"*°•.˜"*°• ☆ •°*"˜.•°*"˜

Jason: Why is it spelled camouflage and not

Damian: not what?

Jason:

Damian: NOT WHAT????

                                                                       ˜"*°•.˜"*°• ☆ •°*"˜.•°*"˜

Elisa: I walk a lonely road in my bag I have a giant toad

Elisa: Don't know where it goes , all I know is it's me and this toad

Tim:

Tim: those

Tim: those aren't the lyrics

                                                                       ˜"*°•.˜"*°• ☆ •°*"˜.•°*"˜

Talia: Oh, Elisa's at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind...

Selina: Boys?

Elisa: Homicide.

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