The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

By reject_20

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The five Marauders have a group chat. This should be fun, right? More

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14 years later

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By reject_20

puppy🐕🖤

sunshine
stop dozing off
you're gonna get another detention🤡

stfu and let me sleep

why didn't you sleep last night?

i did sleep
but i want to sleep some more
is that too much to ask?
slughorn isn't even noticing🤡
he's too busy praising snivelus
sunny looks pissed

why are you calling him snivelus?
what even happened between the two of you?
and why aren't you my partner today?🥺

you boys are loud
and i like bonding with your sister
and she knows how to properly brew this potion
you just distract me🤡

how tf does she know how to brew amortentia🤡

because she does the reading dumbass
i would've done it
but
✨sleep✨

you're a koala istg

they're cute so i'm not complaining🤷🏻‍♀️

kinda like you

real smooth sweetheart
you're still a puppy🤷🏻‍♀️

ik
why is he asking for volunteers?
your brother just hid under the table
it's hilarious

dude
snape stood up
my god-
if he smells lily i'll laugh

what happened between the two of you again?

called me a blood traitor remember?

i don't listen to half the stuff he says, babygirl
and if anything
me and sunny are the blood traitors
and reg-
he told me he's asking the ravenclaw out

the pure blood that walburga wants him to date or the half-blood that he actually likes and gushes about 24/7?

half-blood
he really likes her

awww🥺

oh god-
lily's face
what is going on?

he smelled lily
i'm about to piss my pants from holding my laughter rn

oh god
wait
push marlene towards the potion
i wanna see if she smells dorcas

she's shy
for the first time ever she's shy💀

ugh
fine
push lily

she almost glued herself to the table once slughorn said we were brewing amortentia today
she knows my intentions💀

ughhh
id push prongs but he's hiding behind moony

idk why he's hiding
he's never need that shy before🤡

idk
shit
slughorn called me

...

best black👯‍♀️

you're going next

wtf
i'm right next to you🤡

i'm too lazy to talk rn

ughhh
fine
but if i'm going
you have to go too

bitch i already know who i smell
i smell that thing from right here
my favorite pie, butterbeer for some odd reason, and moony's cologne

cute
but i already know who i'm gonna smell🤡

this is just confirming it👀

i hate you

no you don't
now let's look at my dumbass of a brother
he's smiling
wait
roses and vanilla
that you right?
how tf does he find broom polish attractive?
and strawberries?
i'm not gonna ask the last one
but roses and vanilla
that you right?
because if not
imma kill him

yes solis
that's me🙄
use your KeEn SenSe Of SmElL

AWWWWWWWWWWWW
also
fuck off

...

blondie👯‍♀️

bitch you're up

fuck you mckinnon

when and where sweetheart👀
i'm game

i hate you

the way lily pushed you was EVERYTHING
if you smell a wet dog i'm gonna scream
istg
i'll scream
wait-
oh so the mutt smells that good huh?

you do know that the amortentia doesn't work like that
right?

then how does it work miss smart bitch?

it's supposed to smell the things you're attracted to
but yes
sirius' cologne was amongst those things

and you said that you didn't do the reading

i didn't
dad's a potioneer remember?
and i'm quite skilled at potions
believe it or not
not as advanced as sunny
but still skilled

and here i thought it was going to reveal my true love🤡

dorcas smells like citrus and flowers
so let's see🤷🏻‍♀️

how tf did you know that?

i'm a vixen, dumbass
i developed a keen sense of smell thanks to my animagus

well damn🤡
wait
oh my god-
your brother is walking
i'm scared for him rn

same here

...

lion bitch🦁❤️

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

heather?
is that you?
you're wearing red
it makes sense...

not the time...
ughhhhh
shit

what happened?
you didn't say what you smelled

it isn't anyone's business.
how does this stupid potion work again?

you smell the things you're attracted to

what exactly did you smell?

old books, coffee, mint, and sirius' cologne
you?

broom polish, mum's key-lime pie, and perfume...

lily's?

yes...

ask her out

no way
she'll call me a toerag again
i'm not risking it🤡

james
trust me here
ask her out
the year is almost over
this is our last week before finals
just do it

no way didi
she'll hex me

you're an idiot you know that right?

yes

we'll talk tonight
meet me in the room of requirement after dinner

seventh floor right?

yep

got it...

...

my moony🌙❤️

why aren't you going up?👀

because i can smell that thing from down here

and that is?👀

do i have to?

yes
you do👀

chocolates, blueberry pie, and sunny's body wash and perfume

okay
that's fucking adorable

don't tell her that
she'll call me a simp

too late
already did😌

i hate you

no you don't

...

sister❤️

fuck me
fuck me
fuck me

i'm game
but everything okay?
you look like you're about to pass out

strawberry shakes, parchment, BROOM POLISH, and YOUR BROTHER'S COLOGNE

ooooo👀👀👀
ask him out

are you insane!?

yes

it was a rhetorical question bunny

idc
ask him out👀

ughhhhhh
i'm gonna kill myself rn

you people are making a big deal out of all of this tbh
you're attracted to my brother
he's obviously attracted to you
so
ask him out
because he's not gonna ask you🤷🏻‍♀️

i hate you

no you don't

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