Author: jayjaydray
Link:
http://insecure.archiveofourown.org/works/25979119/chapters/63157933
Description:
"You're way off here, darling, because there is not gay in dis-nay, nor will there ever be. You're not a damsel. You're just in distress but I won't be saving you. Save yourself."
Opinion:
OBVIOUSLY this has to make it's appearance, it's a CLASSIC, and yeah it was originally posted on wattpad but it got deleted so the original author gave us the blessing of putting it on AO3