🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼
anyone asks
i'm dead
puppy🐕🖤
what did you do now?
okay
so there i was
minding my own business
lion bitch🦁❤️
i smell bullshit
I WAS
sister❤️
bunny
we've known you long enough to know that you never mind your own business
you're a potter
you people never mind your own business🙄
lion bitch🦁❤️
way to put me on the spot evans
sister❤️
suck a dick, toerag
baby black🥺🖤
flirting aside-
what did you do?
ummm
i may or may not have set fire to Mrs. Norris' tail🤠
my moony🌙❤️
okay so we're talking to a ghost just so you know
extra clothes are in the shack in your usual spot
snacks are under the bed
i'll be there after dinner with a milkshake and some pie
sounds good?
heavenly
thanks moony
puppy🐕🖤
the fact that he's assuming the boyfriend role with my girlfriend is everything💀
you don't do it
so i get my mistress to do it for me🤷🏻♀️
best black👯♀️
shots fired little bro
puppy🐕🖤
ten minutes solis artemis
ten fucking minutes
now you know how i feel whenever prongs calls me little sister🤡
wormy🐭✨
i thought he called you his baby sister?
that too
i hate it
lion bitch🦁❤️
yeah?
well
i hate you too
baby black🥺🖤
i'm-
i just saw the cat
filch is pissed💀
you better be halfway towards the shrieking shack rn jade
he wants to kill someone
sent a photo!
this looks like a nice place to die right?
puppy🐕🖤
no
it doesn't
someone distract filch
i'm gonna drag vixen back
OVER MY DEAD AND COLD BODY
SQUARE UP SNUFFLES
LETS FUCKING GO PRETTY BOY
lion bitch🦁❤️
snuffles
IM HOWLING
best black👯♀️
that's actually me
my moony🌙❤️
me too
if anything
you're prancing
you stupid stag
"stupid stag"
i'm gonna call him that from now on
my moony🌙❤️
fuck you jade
that's MY nickname for him
well i'll be dammed🤡
i'm not even going to ask the rest of the nicknames
my moony🌙❤️
they're actually really nice
james is the only degrading one
same with the mutt
he's 'punk-ass bitch'
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT
best black👯♀️
that actually describes him to a T
angel🥺❤️
ikr
but he's not punk
just a bitch
blondie👯♀️
ALICE WHAT THE FUCK
I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH RN
angel🥺❤️
so you didn't love me the other days?🥺
apologize right the fuck now marlene mckinnon
if alice cries
i'm killing you
no fucking hesitation
blondie👯♀️
WAIT CORVUS NO
I LOVE YOU
TODAY
TOMORROW
YESTERDAY
ALWAYS
DONT YOU FORGET IT
YOU ABSOLUTE ANGEL
THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE
I LOVE YOU
way to overdo it marls
angel🥺❤️
i love you too crookshanks
puppy🐕🖤
vix
yeh?
puppy🐕🖤
i love you
simp
but i love you too
lion bitch🦁❤️
evans?
sister❤️
don't try it, toerag
ouch
NOW REM AND SUNNY
AND
GO!
my moony🌙❤️
...
best black👯♀️
...
baby black🥺🖤
it's only a matter of time😌
yeah
just like i hope you man up and tell that slytherin girl how you feel😌
puppy🐕🖤
awww
best black👯♀️
wittle weggie has a cwush
cute
baby black🥺🖤
1. she's a ravenclaw🤡
get your facts right, jade
2. at least i'm not simping
or in denial
3. MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS SIRIUS AND SOLIS
wormy🐭✨
shots fired guys
lion bitch🦁❤️
wasn't he crushing on a slytherin last year?
yeah
but she was just using him because of blood status and shit
so he dumped her to the curb
but that ravenclaw girl is really nice🥺
i tutor her sometimes and i was the one who introduced them
baby black🥺🖤
one downside
she's a half-blood
mother will never approve🤡
puppy🐕🖤
so?
she never approved of me breathing in the same direction as two potters and yet here i am
living with them
best black👯♀️
you ran away dumbass
reg and i stayed
it isn't the same
baby black🥺🖤
^^
puppy🐕🖤
what i'm trying to say
and i'm trying to be a good older brother here
unlike prongs
who runs for the hills whenever vix has her period
lion bitch🦁❤️
can you blame me?
she almost killed me once just because i ACCIDENTALLY ate the last piece of key-lime pie
how do you eat a pie accidentally?
lion bitch🦁❤️
it didn't have your name
and i had the munchies
actually
it did have my name🤡
so you ate my pie
the one that mum had specifically set aside for me
ON PURPOSE
puppy🐕🖤
ANYWAYS
who cares what mother will say reg?
it's your happiness we're talking about
baby black🥺🖤
i'm barely liked in school as it is, starboy
she knows i'm a black
idk what to do anymore
and mother will kill me if she finds out that she's a half-blood
either she'll kill me
or her
or both of us🤡
the day that you'll stop being afraid of your mother
is the day that heaven will sing
and it'll be the day where you truly allow yourself to be truly happy
besides
who says that your mother has to know?
she doesn't know that i've been dating his eldest son for eight months😌
blood status isn't everything, reg
best black👯♀️
a little louder for the people in the back
i don't think the rest of the sacred 28 heard you properly
baby black🥺🖤
still-
idk guys
i'm way too terrified of mother's wrath
AND WITH GOOD REASON
sister❤️
who cares, regulus?
you like her right?
and besides
i think that most of the sacred 28 are related somehow
right?
ummm...
i'm not answering that question
james
wanna have a go?
lion bitch🦁❤️
ummm
i'm good
padfoot?
puppy🐕🖤
BITCH YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA ANSWER!?
don't make me laugh
sunny
you?
best black👯♀️
i'm dead
i don't exist
reg?
baby black🥺🖤
what was that?
i suddenly went blind for a sec
sister❤️
by not answering you actually answered the question
and i'm not pressing on the matter
because clearly all of you are traumatized
at least the potters and blacks aren't related
puppy🐕🖤
about that...
umm...
yeahhhh...
lion bitch🦁❤️
yeah
not related at all...
in my defense
it's like wayyyyyyyyy distant
to the point where we're not even related
right?
best black👯♀️
sent a photo!
that's the entire black family tree
you tell me
okay so after analyzing that for the past five minutes
i have come to the conclusion that sirius and i aren't related
thank god
i was terrified for a sec
puppy🐕🖤
oh god-
why didn't i pay more attention to that tree?🤡
best black👯♀️
idk
probably because you've been waiting for the day that mother burned your face off the tapestry
puppy🐕🖤
that too
i was terrified there for a sec
that wasn't awkward at all🤡
wormy🐭✨
delete the messages?
sister❤️
just did
also
you didn't answer my question regulus
baby black🥺🖤
yes?
no?
idk
she's really nice
but i'm a black, lily
most people use us for blood status and then they kick us to the curb
that's why i'm glad that siri ended up with someone like jade
woah woah
someone like me?🤡
baby black🥺🖤
istg-
don't make me say it
say it👀
baby black🥺🖤
i'll get you back for this istg
someone as nice and caring as her
who doesn't give a shit about blood status
and who actually has the balls to tolerate three blacks at once
in other words
SIRIUS
YOU BETTER MARRY HER
OR ELSE
IM GOING TO KILL YOU
puppy🐕🖤
👁👄👁
best black👯♀️
he's not wrong starboy🤷🏻♀️
vixen is the best thing that has ever happened to you and you know it
puppy🐕🖤
i mean
you're not wrong
what would we do without our vixen?
crash and burn
lion bitch🦁❤️
i for one
would probably still be in detention rn
or dead
dead bam bam
you'd be dead
you can't live without your sister😌
lion bitch🦁❤️
i hate it when you're right
everyone does
now
about Norris👀
sister❤️
you're not killing the cat, bunny
fine!
if i can't kill the cat
i sure hope that my children will be able to it
if i ever have any that is🤡
puppy🐕🖤
you don't want kids?
never gave it enough thought tbh
but yeah ig
why not?
it'll be fun raising little demons
puppy🐕🖤
with me?👀
baby black🥺🖤
iM nOt A sImP-
and look at him
SIMPING
puppy🐕🖤
IM NOT A SIMP
lion bitch🦁❤️
puppy🐕🖤
i need new friends
and a hobby
but then again
simping is a full time job
blondie👯♀️
i love this so fucking much
don't ever change vixen
not planning to crookshanks😌
i'm having way too much fun as myself
angel🥺❤️
as you should be