On a rooftop in a city of Arkansas, Bendy and Moxxie were watching the entrance to a warehouse where their target, a drug lord who was very notorious in the game, was meeting for his next deal.
Moxxie: Okay, he's coming out. Round?
Bendy reached into the duffle bag Moxxie brought and pulled out a box of bullets to hand to the imp.
Bendy: Round.
He loaded the bullet into the sniper rifle he was holding and held out his hand again.
Moxxie: Scope?
Bendy: Scope.
He placed the scope on top of the rifle and put his eye through it, holding his hand out again.
Moxie: Cherry Pepsi?
Bendy: *retches* Cherry Pepsi.
Bendy handed him a can of said beverage with a straw sticking out. Drinking a little bit, he set the can down and looked through the scope again. After a little bit, he pulled the trigger and released a loud BANG. From the rooftop, the two demons saw the drug lord slump to his knees and fall onto the cement, dead and bleeding from the head. The two goons screamed, but stopped as they looked at the rooftop where Moxxie and Bendy were.
Moxie: Uh, c-can they see us?
Bendy: Relax, Mox. We're wearing dark clothes. I'm pretty sure we're practically invisible.
Bendy was proven wrong as a bullet shot into his head and disappeared. He shifted his tongue in his mouth and spat out the bullet, no coated in translucent black saliva.
Bendy: Okay, maybe they can see us.
Moxie: OH CRUMBS!
The two descended down a nearby fire escape and ran into an alley. The two goons soon chased after them, firing bullets along the way.
Moxxie: Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck! We're gonna die!
Bendy was trying to think of a plan as he spotted another alley with a door on one of the walls. Without explanation, he grabbed Moxxie by the collar of his shirt and dragged him into the alley, opening the door and rushing inside.
After catching their breath, they stood and searched the place they were in. It looked like a 1950's style diner.
Moxie: Hmm. I guess these types of places are still open in the Human World.
Bendy: I'm not sure, Mox. Something about this place seems awfully familiar.
???: What's going on down here?!
The two yelped as the lights came on and turned to the source of the voice. It was a woman with brown curly hair, with some prominent streaks of grey. She had a very beautiful figure, decorated with a good amount of wrinkles on her face. She was still wearing her work uniform, consisting of a light blue blouse, white apron, and paper hat.
Woman: If you came here for a meal, sorry to tell ya, we're about to close.
Bendy: Wait...Marge? Is that you?
The woman, named Marge, looked in surprise as the Ink Demon. Her eyes light up in discovery as her mouth formed into a wavering smile.
Marge: Ben?
Bendy smiled as she gave the old woman a firm hug as Moxxie looked in confusion.
Moxie: Bendy, do you know this woman?
Marge: Bendy? Like your little cartoon character?
Bendy: *chuckles* That's kinda my new name now, since I'm in Hell. This is one of my co-workers, Moxxie. Mox, this is Marge. My wife and I would come here for dates before we married.
Moxie: Oh. Well, I need to call Millie and Blitz to tell them the job's done.
Bendy: Cool, Mox. *sits in a booth, sighs* I missed this booth.
Marge: It sure has been a while, Ben. Say, how about I fix up a little breakfast for dinner for you and your friend?
Bendy: That'd be nice. Thanks, Marge.
Minutes later, Moxxie walks back to the booth to find Bendy was sitting at the booth, enjoying a plate of waffles.
Moxxie: Blitz said he needed to get the book from Stolas. A portal should open in a couple minutes.
Bendy: Cool. I wasn't sure what to order for you, so I just got you the special she had today.
Moxxie shrugged as he sat down. As he did, the nearby jukebox played a tune Bendy's ears hasn't been touched by ever since his death.
Bendy: Hey, Surfin' Bird! That's one of my favorite songs ever. Guess Marge read my mind.
Moxxie: Actually Bendy, that was my doing.
Bendy: You know Surfin' Bird? How do you even know what that song is?
Moxie: From you. I hear you hum it under your breath a lot.
Bendy: Huh. Nice.
Marge came back with a plate of bacon and eggs and laced it in front of Moxxie.
Bendy: Thanks Marge. *reaches into pocket* How much?
Marge: Oh, don't. It's on me, Benjamin. Just hand over your plate when you're both done. *goes back to kitchen*
Moxxie: Huh, bacon and eggs. *smiles* My favorite breakfast to have on a rainy saturday morning.
Bendy: Y'know, this is nice. We should hang out more often Mox.
Moxie: We could do this sort of thing in Hell, but I didn't ask because I didn't want everyone to assume you were secretly gay.
Bendy: Mox, that doesn't matter if people think that about me. Besides, I told you before, I'm Pan.
Moxie: You know, I've always heard you say that, but I've never really seen any proof you were also into guys.
Bendy: Well, how could I? Lobo and Husk are my friends, Ren and Baxter already have a thing, Collin and Cletus are in a relationship with Keenie, Angel freaks me the hell out, and Blitz is a bit too erratic for my taste. I have an interest, I just haven't found that guy. What about you?
Moxxie: Well, I guess you could call me...Bi-curious. I mean, I have a bit of an attraction to men, but I never really had the chance to admit it to anyone. But-
He pauses, then looks down at his nearly empty plate.
Bendy: But what?
Moxxie: *sigh* The one time I might've found a guy I could like, I also find out he has two girlfriends.
Bendy: Oh. O-Oh my god, are you serious?!
Moxxie nodded, ashamed but Bendy saw this and tried to comfort him.
Moxxie: Yeah, I...had a crush on you Bendy. You're strong, kind, understanding. Kinda like a male Millie.
Bendy: Well, to be honest. I always kinda knew.
Moxxie: What?
Bendy: You didn't think I saw you staring at my bare torso and havin' a nosebleed when you and MIlls had that break?
Moxxie: You knew I had a thing for you? *downcast* So, that's why you don't like hanging out with me alone.
Bendy: What, No. I don't hate being alone with you, Moxxie. You're one of my closest friends. And...I kinda found some attraction in you too.
Moxxie looked up in surprise and smiled.
Moxxie: Really?
Bendy: Yeah, you're loyal, kind, and trustworthy. But, tough and brave when need be.
Moxie smiled as his friend understood and wasn't mad at him as they both smiled at each other, looking each other in the eyes. Suddenly, a wave of lust washes over the two demons as they leaned closer to each other and locked lips. It lasted a whole minute until realization came to them. They sporadically flinched away from each other, breaking the kiss.
Moxxie: W-What just happened? Everything was a....bit of a blur.
Bendy put up a finger, and reached for the mug of coffee. He took a small sip from the mug, sighing as he set the cup down. He took a deep breath and-
Bendy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Moxxie: Ah, what?! What the hell?! Why are you screaming?!
Bendy: We just kissed each other!
Moxxie's eyes widened as he stared in horror.
Moxxie: What?!
Bendy: We're two men who kissed while under marriage!
Moxxie: AH! Why?!
Bendy: I DON'T KNOW! I DON'T KNOW! I DON'T KNOW!
Moxxie: Oh my Satan!
Bendy: AH!
Moxxie: AH!
Bendy: AH!
Moxxie: AH!
Bendy: I went against my wives' commitment to me and betrayed them! And what's worse, kissing you actually got me ready for bed!
Moxxie: To be fair, you're not too bad of a kisser yourself!
The two decided to stop screaming as they see the portal open up outside. The two set their plates on the counter as Marge said one last goodbye to Bendy as they leave the diner and walked to the portal.
Bendy: Okay, that whole moment was scary...but admittedly kinda nice.
Moxie: What do we do? Tell our wives?
Bendy: Are you crazy?! DO you what would happen if Charlie and Vaggie found out we kissed? Her father is the FUCKING KING OF HELL!!
Moxxie: Yeah, I can relate. This one time when a girl tried seducing me, Millie ripped out her heart and fed it to her with her bare fists and a paperclip. But, what really keeps a relationship afloat is trust. If they find out without us telling them, we'll both lose our loves.
Bendy: *sigh* You're right. I'll call them and tell em we need a talk. *smiles* Thanks Mox.
Moxie smiled and was about to speak, but Bendy beat him to it as he pecked his cheek.
Bendy: One for the road. *wink*
As they walked through the portal, Bendy's phone rang, revealing the caller to be Vaggie. He took a breath and answered the call.
Bendy: Hey, V. What's up?
Vaggie: I was just calling to see when your shift ended. Sadiki's coming in 2 days and C.H.E.R.U.B needs you to read over their progress report. Are you okay? You don't sound so...animated.
Bendy: Yeah, can you get Charlie to our room and wait for me there? We need to talk.
Meanwhile, Millie walked up to Moxxie, hugging him close.
Millie: How'd the job go, hon?
Moxie: Good. Good. We uh, we killed him.
Millie took notice of her husband's tone and raised an eyebrow.
Millie: Did somethin' happen out there?
Moxie: *sigh* I'll need to tell you when we get home. This is serious.
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At Moxxie and Millie's apartment, Moxie had finished telling her the truth of him and Bendy kissing and had his face in his hands.
Moxxie: I'm so ashamed of myself. I'm so sorry, Millie.
Millie: Mox, I really don't appreciate going behind my back on this, but I kinda understand. Besides, I always knew you had a thing for him. And, in all honesty, I did too.
Moxxie: Wait, what? But, I thought the affection you felt for Bendy was brotherly love.
Millie: I did too. But, I guess those feelings were a lot more...serious than we both thought.
Moxxie: Isn't there anything I can do to make it up to you, honey?
MIllie puts a finger to her chin and gains a smug smile.
Millie: I believe there is.
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Charlie: So, you and Moxxie kissed?
The Ink Demon himself was physically shrunken down, trembling for the reaction of his wives.
Bendy: YES! YES I DID, OKAY?! IMSOSORRYIJUSTNEVERHADAMANSLOVELIKEIHADTONIGHTANDIJUSTCOULDN'THELPIT!!!! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME OR TELL YOUR DAD~!!!!!!!
Vaggie looked with a mixed face as she and Charlie watched him revert to his normal height, about to flinch at their reaction.
Vaggie:.....You're not in trouble.
Bendy: Say what now?
Charlie: We always knew you were liked men, Bendy. You having a sexual attraction to a man was kinda inevitable. But, we would like to have a talk with Moxxie and Millie about what to do next.
As he smiled, Bendy's phone rang.
Bendy: Well, speak of the devil. *answer phone* Hey bud, how'd it go with Mills? ......What? ....Is that really the only way? .......Well, okay, but Charlie and Vaggie have to talk to you both first. ......Okay then, buh-bye.
He hangs up the call and faces his wives.
Charlie: What'd he say? Is Millie mad?
Bendy: He says she'd forgive him.....if both you two and him let me and Millie go on a date.
Vaggie: Are you serious?
Bendy: Mm-hmm.
Vaggie: Well, as long as we talk to those two first.
Bendy smiled as he kissed his wives one at a time and hugged them. But was soon interrupted by Keenie, opening the door forcibly. She actually showed a sign of demonization, via a slight red glow in her eye when she was upset or angry.
Keenie: Bendy! We need you to review our report to give to Sir Sadiki in 2 days! We need to get back home ASAP! Hurry, I can feel my blessed holiness leeching off my bones!!!
Bendy rolled his eyes and smiled as he left the room. As he left, Charlie and Vaggie turned to each other and talked.
Vaggie: I never knew Moxxie also liked guys.
Charlie: I kinda had a feeling. Vaggie, I think when we talk to them tomorrow, we enact 'Operation: Heartsplint'.
Vaggie nodded as the two women sat back into the bed and snuggled each other.
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The next day, Bendy was waiting in the lobby, holding a black rose. Suddenly a knock at the door alerted Bendy. He got up and opened it, revealing Moxxie in his usual outfit and Millie in a gray hoodie with black jeans.
Bendy: Wow, wasn't expecting a change of wardrobe, Mills.
Millie: Just wanted to try something new.
Moxie: We'll need to see her majesty and her other betrothed first, don't forget.
Bendy: Oh, they're in our room. Top floor room 664.
The two nodded as they ascended the stairs and took the elevator. Bendy sat on the couch yet again. 10 minutes later, Millie descended the stairs to meet Bendy for their date.
Bendy: Where's Moxxie?
Millie: He's staying to hang out and know your wives a little more.
Bendy: Oh, gotcha.
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At a bar downtown, Millie and Bendy were chatting while sharing a bottle of vodka.
Millie: So because of my sister's recklessness, I accidently became the first female imp to win a bike race in Imp City without having a seat.
Bendy laughed at the story as Millie rolled her eyes and turned pink from embarrassment.
Bendy: God, now I see why Moxxie married you.
Millie: Yeah, he even said this would be good for me. I don't have many guy friends aside from Blitz before you got hired.
Bendy: Yeah, but I've seen you get along swimmingly with Charlie and Vaggie.
Millie: Yeah, listen. I'm sorry if I made you worry when you and Moxxie kissed. I worry about him because he has horrible anxiety and not a lot of good men down here and you can be sure how I felt when I found out my husband was bi-curious.
Bendy: It's okay. Besides, I haven't found a good guy either. Aside from a friend of mine when we dated for a bit to test the waters. Didn't work out as we hoped.
Millie: Yeah. Say, maybe we should get back to that Hotel. There's something we need to talk about.
Bendy: Well, alrighty then m'lady.
He bowed as he paid for the drinks and grasped Millie's hand, leading her out of the bar.
Millie: By the way, who was the guy you tried to date? I bet it was Stolas, but the others are betting some other mortal bastard.
Bendy was alerted by Millie's question, but when she mentioned the name Stolas, Bendy hid his face, his white complexion growing hot pink at the cheeks.
Millie: *smugly* I fucking knew it.
Bendy: IT WAS A ONE-NIGHT STAND, SHUT UP!
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The Overlord and Imp went to Bendy's room to find Charlie, Vaggie, and Moxxie laughing at a comedy flick while sipping some hot cocoa.
Bendy: Seems like you three had fun.
Charlie: Yep. How was the date?
Millie: Good. Good. So, does this mean we can tell him?
Bendy: Tell me what?
Millie walked over to the bed and sat next to Moxxie as Bendy sat off to the side, facing both couples.
Charlie: Bendy, Vaggie and I've seen how you interact with your friends here and...we kinda always thought you had feelings for them.
Vaggie: Be honest with us, hon. Do you still do?
Bendy looked to both sides, then sighed.
Bendy: Okay, yes I do. I thought it was just a dumb crush that would fade after we married, but it kept going. Moxxie is so caring, loyal, and a monster at the culinary arts. While Millie is sweet, funny, and reminds me of my old wife. I can't just leave you both for them. Charlie, Vaggie, I love you both with all of my ink, but I also have feelings for these two also. I hope you guys understand.
Moxxie: Just what we wanted to hear.
Bendy looked confused as the four smiled.
Bendy: What? What's going on?
Charlie: You see. That talk we had, well....
Vaggie: We wanted to see if you'd want to upgrade this 3 person relationship to 5.
Bendy: Wait, FIVE?!!? W-What do you mean?!
Vaggie: Well, seeing as how it'd be kind of hard to manage 5 people... We agreed to share you.
Moxxie: If we want some time with each other, like how I did with Charlie and Vaggie, that'd be fine, but it's mostly just sharing you. If not, we could...think of another way.
Bendy: Well, I'd have to go with...yes! I'd love to be with all of you!
Millie: Really?
Bendy: Yeah, I get to keep Charlie and Vaggie, Moxxie and Millie get to still be together, and Mox and I get to see what it's like to be in a relationship with a man that we love. Everyone wins! The only question is... How can I balance 4 partners when in the past, I could barely balance 2?
Charlie: Well, we thought of that. Besides it mostly just us pairs sharing you, I was thinking we could try... a five-way~.
Bendy: A.....A five-way? But that's only a myth.
Vaggie: Wanna see if you can back that up~?
Vaggie nodded as Millie joined the two girls, giving the two males suggestive looks. Moxxie and Bendy smiled at each other and smiled. Before they joined the females, the two kissed, this time out of love, not lust. But, that's when Bendy noticed something.
Bendy: Uh, hang on a sec guys.
He got up from the bed and walked over to the closet. Opening the door, it showed Blitz with a camcorder and a bowl of popcorn. He set the camera down with a face that said 'Oh shit'.
All 5: BLITZ!
Blitz: Oh, hey guys. Uh, don't mind me, just capturing a beautiful moment of love. *nervously laughs*
Bendy frowned and brought out his mallet.
Bendy: How many times do I have to teach you this lesson, Old Man?!
Blitz: Should I start running now?
THE END