Malori: [kisses vels cheek]
Vel: what was that?
Malori: affection
Vel: disgusting.
Malori:
Vel:
Malori:
Vel: ...do it again.
Vel: [in a fight with adventure]
Vel: [kills them]
Vel: agh! That hurts
Malori: my queen, where does it hurt?
Vel: ...my arm
Malori: [kisses vels arm]
Vel: [blushes]
Vel: [points to lips]
Vel: and here too.
Malori: [unbuttoning shirt] god its hot in here.
Vel: i know, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
Malori: vellllll can you help me?
Vel: yeah, sure
Malori:
Vel:
Malori:
Vel:
Malori:
Vel: what is it?
Malori:
Vel:
Malori: i can't reach to top shelf
Vel: malori, you know I'd do anything for you
Malori: [seductively looks at her] anything~?
Vel: [seductively looks back] anything~
A couple minutes later:
Vel: you know, this isn't what i meant by 'anything'.
Malori: [enjoying her piggyback ride] hush, my child
Malori: vel, will you marry me?
Vel: no.
Malori: why!?
Vel: ITS 3 AM!
Malori: and?
Malori: whats the missing vowel? A,E,?,O,U
Vel: I
Malori: whats the opposite word to hate?
Vel: love
Malori: what is the opposite word to me?
Vel: you
Malori: awwww I love you too
Malori: [getting down on one knee]
Vel: omg
Malori: [opening a little box]
Vel: [looking shocked]
Malori: [opening the little box to reveal an onion] did I bring a tear to your eye?
Vel: [getting down on one knee]
Malori: [doesn't belive whats happening]
Vel: I want my hoodies to become our hoodies
Malori: YES!
Malori and vel: [back to back holding hand]
Cerik: what happened?
Melathia: malori and vel had a fight
Cerik: why are they holding hands?
Melathia: they get sad when they fight.
Malori: vel, we are breaking up
Vel: w-why?
Malori: so i can get back with my ex
Vel: i hate you.