(recommended song- on the playlist)
🌿🌞☁️🌿🌞☁️🌿🌞☁️🌿🌞☁️🌿🌞☁️
(a/n: so im bad at writing the whole them leaving so I didn't☝🏻😻)
Nick, Karl, George, and Alex all had left. It was now just Stella and Clay. Bored because of their 24/7 entertainment left. But luckily Tommy had just dm'd Stella.
Baldinnit
Baldinnit
HELLO, WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY MINECRAFT WITH ME TODAY
Stella
No❤️
Baldinnit
PLEASE
Stella
why are you talking in all caps?
Baldinnit
TO BE LOUD AND ASSERTIVE
Stella
IF YOU MEANT ANNOYING, THEN IT'S WORKING! 😃👍🏻
Baldinnit
Pleaseeeeee
Baldinnit
I want to make a video with you today!
Baldinnit
Wilbur will be there
Stella
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT FIRST!
Stella
HELL YEAH IM IN
Baldinnit
*sniff sniff* Do I smell a simp?
Stella
*sniff sniff* did you shit your nappy again?
(a/n: nappy is a british diaper for those of you confused)
Baldinnit
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WOMAN
Stella
so anyways
Stella
the video?
Baldinnit
Right so um it's the funniest mod thing.😆
Stella
oh swag 😆
Stella
tell me more😏😳🙄😤😐😝☺️😣🥺😩
Baldinnit
It's a mod where you shit out tnt.
Stella
that sounds fun!
Baldinnit
Thank you so much
Stella
mhm :)
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Stella smiled at the texts and spun around to find Clay in her door frame, leaning against it. He had a foot crossed on top of the one keeping him stable. He was on his phone but looked up to Stella.
C: Who's that?
S: The child.
C: What did he want?
Clays eyebrows furrowed from curiosity.
S: He wants to shoot a video later today.
C: Oh ok. Odd.
S: Hmm? What do you mean?
C: I dunno why he asked you out of everyone.
S: HEY! I am entertaining. Your fans love me. Have you seen all the edits of me? They find me rolling my eyes or lifting my head up "hot."
C: They aren't wrong.
S: Oh shut up. No, but seriously, HOW IS THAT HOT! Like they took a clip of licking off my spoon and made a whole thirst trap.
Clay started to laugh.
C: Yeah they'll do that.
(a/n: yeah yeah, don't act like you don't want to see that if it was real. weirdchamp. it's okay cause I would too.)
C: Well uh I was going make some potstickers.
S: OOOOO yum!
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Stella's cheeks were stuffed with food and Clay was just giggling while watching her. She refused to eat slower because she was "starving."
C: Remember last time? You choked!
Stella swallowed what she had in her mouth and then spoke.
S: Pleasure is pain.
C: Well you won't be so happy when you choke to death.
S: CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME-
C: STOP! PLEASE-WHHHAAHAHAHSHAAAACKACKACKACK
Stella stuck another potsticker in her mouth after dunking it in soy sause.
C: You look like a chipmunk.
Stella chewed then swallowed her food.
S: And you are a freak. Mr. M E L K.
C: HOW ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SAY IT
S: NOT WITH A "E"!
Clay flipped her off then stuck a potsticker in his mouth. Then he dunked another in soy sause and fed it to Stella. It dripped on her chin so he wiped it off. He covered his mouth to speak.
C: You're cute.
She rolled her eyes and then stuffed another in her mouth.
C: How much can you fit.
Stella almost spat out her food from laughing.
(a/n: I don't wanna keep saying they ate their food before talking, but just assume they did, ty.)
S: You what now?
C: What is wrong with you. I didn't mean it like that.
S: SHOOORRREEEE, I mean SHEEESSHH!
C: Oh come on now, fuck off.
Her cheeks flooded in a color of red. He smirked.
C: So it's true?
S: What's true?
C: That phrase is actually hot?
Stella closed her eyes.
S: My eyes are shut so now I can't hear you.
Clay let out a hard wheeze and then resorted to laughing.
S: Wait a second, that's not how it works.
C: You are so dumb. You never answer my question.
S: I thought we were past this, Mr. man.
Clay chuckled and pushed his hair back.
C: I'm actually curious.
S: No.
Stella flipped her hair and then played "Stupid Hoe" on her phone to walk away. She had finished her food so it was perfect timing.
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(a/n: STELLA HAS A FACECAM! also it will be set up like an actual video, mk? if that makes sense. Also when Vc changes it implies a video cut)
VC general
T: Wil!
W: Ayup!
S: Huh?
Tommy started to cackle at Stella.
CH: Tommy did you explain it to Stella.
T: Yeah...
S: No you most certainly did not.
Tommy walk by her in-game and crouched and TNT grew out of him. It blew up Stella.
(a/n: DRIVEBY EXPLOSIVE SHIT)
S: AWW WHAT THE FUCK!
T: Get SHAT ON BITCH!
W: TOMMY!
Charlie was laughing at Tommy. Stella joined in for the bit. She looked at her camera and back down at her screen.
S: Okay so you have to shift to um have TNT shitting out of you.
CH: Yeah... Hey, where is Phil?
There was a tad of silence.
T: I think he will be on soon.
About 2 minutes later Phil joined the game and the video officially started.
VC 1- Wilbur, Tommy, Philza.
W: You see this horse, Bro?
Tommy walked over to Wilbur. Then he crouched on the horse.
T: Wait- oh- uh...
W: HASTA LA VISTA, HORSIES!
Screams and yells were coming from the VC.
T: HOLY SHIT! RUU-
Philza oh'd into a wheeze and the three of them plus the horse died.
VC 2- Charlie, Stella.
Meanwhile, this was happening, Charlie and Stella were in a different VC. Charlie was getting attacked by a zombie.
CH: Right here! In this building, in this building!
S: Oh okay! Im coming there!
Stella ran into a building that had Charlie's nametag. He was getting jumped by a zombie. She hit the zombie till it died. But then a creeper walked in. Her and Charlie were panicked. He blocked himself in a corner with dirt while Stella proceeded to spam click crouch.
S: Oh no see this is what happens when I'm nervous. I shit little bits of TNT.
CH: You know what you need? Fiber!
Charlie threw apples at her after getting out of his dirt barricade.
CH: Apples have fiber, Stella!
Stella proceeded to crouch in thanks but forgot she would leave TNT. They both screamed into a cutoff.
VC 1- Wilbur, Philza.
Philza was certainly blowing everything up in the village, being a real arsonist. Wil was doing a bit to stop him.
W: NO GETAWAY!
He hit a villager away from a crouching Philza. It gave Wil the "hate bubbles." Phil's TNT was huge now and Wilbur tried to leave but got caught in a tree.
W: FUCK!
He got up a hill and then tried to reason Phil.
W: Phil...PHIL! PHIL! OOOOOAAAA-*explosion*
Philza wheezed after that.
V2- Tommy, Charlie, Stella.
Off in the distance, Tommy saw Wilbur spamming shift while walking with an iron golem behind him.
T: Wilbur be shitting.
S: Hey who can blame him, shitters be shitting, amirite.
VC general
Slime and Wil were in a pit with a potted plant. Stella was watching from above.
CH: What's wrong Wilbur? You look flushed.
Charlie crouched.
S: OHHHH BOOOOO! BOOOO! YOU SOUND LIKE MY DAD! BOOO!
CH: HEY! I worked so hard on that!
The TNT was now growing.
S: HEY LOOK OUT FOR THE FLOWER!
Wilbur parkoured out of the pit leaving Charlie in it. The TNT was growing big.
S: PINCH IT OFF MAN!
CH: THE FLOWER!
Stella hopped in the pit and took the flower but Charlie released.
S: NOOOO-
They both died. But the explosion killed a villager that was in a bed that Tommy was creepily watching. (Another villager was there but survived)
T: YOU JUST MURDERED HIS WIFE! SHE WAS RESTING PEACEFULLY!
W: Why are you watching them!?
Tommy breathed heavily and grunted, with the funny mic. Then he squatted and killed himself.
T: BAZINGA! *soundboard*
VC 2- Philza, Stella, Tommy
T: So Stella, whatcha doing?
Stella looked at her camera and raised a brow.
S: I'm helping Philza Minecraft get to the nether.
PM: We are being ruthless.
Phil panned his screen over to an imprisoned villager.
T: WHAAAOOO-
V1- Charlie, Wilbur
W: I reckon we start getting stuff to be more productive.
CH: Of course, of course.
W: We are productive boys. Productive dirty crime boys.
Wilbur and Charlie exploded into a cave to get iron. They cut to them in full iron armor.
(a/n: let's pretend Wil actually likes to wear armor.)
V2- Philza, Stella, Tommy
S: Tommy you can't snitch. I'll implode, I do that when I'm nervous.
Tommy started to attack Stella.
T: YOU TOOK S.L.A.V.S?!
Stella repeated shifted and walked in circles. One by one the little shits exploded. It killed her, Tommy, and the villager.
PM: Aww for fuck sake dude.
S: MEEOOOOWWW!
T: WHAT THE FUCK!?
S: I blame Karl.
She the Nya Arigato Dance hands. (iykyk)
PM: Karl is a catboy?
S: PHILZA MINECRAFT! LOOK!
Stella was looking at a fully armored-up Wil and Charlie.
*They join VC*
W: YO SOY DIOS!
Wilbur attacked the child and killed him. Tommy screamed and then made gremlin noises.
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Stella finished filming with them and was now exhausted. She sent Tommy her footage.
👹GREMLIN CHILD 👹
CHILD👹
Thank you for joining us in the recording
Stella
ofc😫
CHILD👹
Hope you can again🙄
Stella
I'd love to! that was a lot of fun :D
CHILD👹
Okay well I'll catch you on the flipity flip😎
Stella
love the office reference <3
CHILD👹
🌿🌞☁️🌿🌞☁️🌿plz vote🌿🌞☁️🌿🌞☁️
AUTHORS NOTE!
plz, tell me you like this.
I had to rewatch that video to get some resemblance.
see you in the next chapter...