The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

By reject_20

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The five Marauders have a group chat. This should be fun, right? More

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14 years later

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By reject_20

snake bitch🐍💚

where the fuck are you?

hogsmeade

ALONE!?

yeah
why?

why tf are you in hogsmeade
ALONE

escaping filch
marlene and i tried setting the cat on fire
she got caught and told me to make a run for it
and thus
i'm here

AND YOU DIDNT INVITE ME!?

no
it was crookshanks and vixen bonding time
✨no boys allowed✨

ugh
it's late
want me to come get you?

nah
i'm with rosie
she gave me free butterbeer😌

life's good rn fam

how come i never get free butterbeer?

because you're you
i'm the better twin🤷🏻‍♀️
anyways
you got something important to say?
i'm kinda busy drowning my sorrows

yeah
what's up with you and the mutt?
he's been acting sketchy
asked me what your favorite flowers were

none of your business
and i should probably order something stronger than this shit
i want whiskey

you're literally 15

sixteen*
our birthday was last week dumbass
smh-

right
my bad

what kind of dumbass forgets his own birthday?

ME
i'm too busy worrying about you

worry about lily
or quidditch
not me
i can take care of myself
btw

do you even plan on stepping foot in the castle?

probably not
i'll sleep in the shack
filch is probably still pissed and Minnie is probably looking for me

well you're not wrong about that
she just asked for you
pads was looking around like a lost dog
she's talking to slughorn
either you come back
or transfer schools

durmstrang seems like a good fit rn
tell minnie i've died and gone to hell
she'll probably believe that
i'm hitting the shack ig
which one is the knot?
ykw
screw it
i'll let the willow hit me into the next millennium

jade-
i'm coming to get you
you're sleeping in my dorm
i'm bringing the cloak jic
there's no way i'm letting you sleep in the shack alone

there's a piano
a bed
and some of our spare clothes
also

that highlight tho👀

i'm omw
you are not sleeping in the shack

i'm not even in the shack

then where?

as if i'd tell you
okay there's a dude following me and i'm kinda tipsy
and i know it's not you
hogs head

YOURE WHERE?
JADE ISTG
GO TO ZONKOS OR SOME SHIT!

it's closed

detours
lots of them
send a live location
i just left the castle
for the love of merlin jade
DETOUR HIM

started sharing location!
james
i'm scared

i'm omw
pads is with me too
what are you wearing?
jade-
ANSWER ME

sorry
took like the third detour

i've noticed
what are you wearing?
you took a pic?

yeah
give me a sec

pad says that you should put your hair up in a bun
don't use magic because a counterspell can knock you out
he still following?
and the outfit?

i'm here
was putting my hair up
yeah he's still following

took that when i got here
i'm wearing Pad's leather jacket rn btw
the black one with the patches

alright
pads is gonna call you
answer yes or no questions as best as you can
we just entered hogsmeade

k

...

puppy🐕🖤

accept decline

yes or no answers as best as you can, okay?
don't focus on him
focus only on me
it's just you and me right now
okay?

yes

you're tipsy?

yes

okay
that outfit is the one you're wearing right now?

yes

your hair up?

yes

wand is secure?

yes

he has his wand out?

ummm
yes

shit
umm
you wearing the red or black jacket?

black

prongs' phone just died
we left the map

dumbasses

don't start
i'm gonna need your help here since we're walking blind
give me the wrong directions and we'll go the opposite way okay?

hogs head take a left turn

so hogs head take a right?

yes
after that, a right towards zonko's
there you'll find the quill shop
take a left

okay
i see you
imma need you to move like ten steps to the left
i'm gonna punch the daylights out of this guy

thanks

call ended 10:46 minutes long.

...

🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

sister❤️
so i just saw the mutt carrying a crying jade
and the toerag has bloody knuckles
same with the mutt
what happened?

my moony🌙❤️
all i heard know was that prongs grabbed the cloak, grabbed pads by his shirt and was yelling at everyone until he left the castle

blondie👯‍♀️
somehow i feel like it's my fault

lion bitch🦁❤️
it's not marls

baby black🥺🖤
what happened?

lion bitch🦁❤️
some asshole was following didi around hogsmeade just because she's tipsy
pads and i beat him to a bloody pulp and broke his wand
didi's pretty shaken up

best black👯‍♀️
why did she go to hogsmeade?

blondie👯‍♀️
see?
it's my fault

puppy🐕🖤
you told her to walk away
she was the one who went to hogsmeade
we're not blaming anyone except that asshole
don't go blaming yourself crookshanks

angel🥺❤️
she not gonna shower here?
i got some spare clothes for her

lion bitch🦁❤️
we need fresh underwear and deodorant
pads gave her his quidditch jumper and i have the old sweats she always wears
she's showering here
pads and i made sure nobody's around and i'm sitting outside the showers jic

sister❤️
ummm i think she's my size
i'll be there in like two minutes

baby black🥺🖤
i brought something to sober her up
someone open up
the fat lady is screeching
MY EARDRUMS

wormy🐭✨
on it

blondie👯‍♀️
she left her kuromi plushie here like two nights ago
i'll bring it to her

best black👯‍♀️
i have her favorite sweets and i'm going with reg to get her uniform for tomorrow

my moony🌙❤️
i'm in the hall making sure no one sees her
our room is the third one on the left
the showers are at the end of the hall lily
james' bed is the first one on the right

wormy🐭✨
i'm heading to the kitchens with alice to get her some food

puppy🐕🖤
i hear her crying
i kinda don't want to enter
i'm not invading her privacy🤡

sister❤️
on it
i was preparing a small bag for her

~~~~

"Bunny? It's Lily. Can I come in?"

"She won't open. I tried that already." James mumbled from his spot on the floor.

"That's because you're a boy. You may be her twin but she doesn't want you invading her privacy." Lily shrugged and heard the door unlock. "See? Can I come in, Vix? It's only me."

"Just you." Jade mumbled and opened the door a bit. Lily walked inside closing the door and locking it. She turned around to find Jade in the floor crying with a towel wrapped around her.

"Want me to help you get dressed, bunny?" Jade nodded and Lily helped her stand up.

"The boys outside?"

"Yeah. You want me to send them away? I could send them downstairs if that's what you want." Jade shook her head and Lily nodded helping Jade get dressed. "There you go. You sleeping in the boys' room or-"

"I'm sleeping with them. I kinda feel safer with them." Jade mumbled and Lily nodded wiping her tears.

"I'll take you there, then."

They walked out to find James, Sirius, Remus, Regulus and Peter turned facing the wall and Solis, Marlene and Alice outside the door.

"Pad's idea, just in case you walked out with a towel." Marlene smiled and hugged Jade.

"You boys can turn around, y'know?" Jade said in a soft tone.

"Not until you're in the bedroom, Vix." Sirius said not turning around.

Jade smiled softly and walked towards the bedroom with the girls right behind her.

"What's all this?" Jade ask smiling and looking at her brother's bed.

"From all of us, Vix." Alice smiled and walked outside. "She's inside. You guys can come in now."

As soon as the boys walked inside, Jade ran towards Sirius and James who immediately wrapped their arms around her.

"Thank you." She whispered.

"Anything for you." James kissed her forehead and broke from the hug moving towards his bed.

"She's so not gonna want to sleep in my bed." James whispered to Solis and Regulus.

"Why?" Regulus asked.

"Look at them." The trio looked towards Sirius and Jade who were still in an embrace. "It's noticeable she's crying."

"I give them two months." Solis said.

"I give them until the beginning of sixth year." James shrugged.

"That's too long. We need to get them together before school ends." Regulus whispered and they nodded. "Exactly how are we doing that?"

"Either they do it on their own, or we meddle. I vote on meddling." Marlene butted in.

"Meddling it is."

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