It's pretty much fandomly accepted that England is Massachusetts/Connecticut/New York's dad right?
And that he's a dick
What if he "tries" to extend an olive branch by telling the three he's coming to dinner
But considering Massachusetts is dating two states and New York is dating five
And considering all three are Gay
It's not a pleasant time
(Perhaps shenanigans in which Mass and New York decide to try and pick one boyfriend to pretend they're not dating one/four others)