- let's be honest you would start it
- you would just poke him or do ANYTHING to annoy him
- dude is tryna eat his yogurt
- and you're really bored so you decide to detonate a bomb
- here's the rule
- you push him, he'll push you twice
- oh no did you almost fall off the couch bc of him oh gosh he didn't mean to
- that was sarcasm by the way
- "shtop im shrying to eat"
- you'd go behind him and literally pull him back - sneak attack 🎉
- well guess what surprise mf
- he'd be ready for that, he'd roll and you'd be on top of him, back to back
- he's a tall guy
- are you afraid of heights? oh ok time to face your fears lad
- honestly he'd just spin around with you on his back
- if that don't make you sick his next tactic will
- he'd throw you on the couch (lightly of course) and crush you
- not literally
- he'd hold himself so he wouldn't completely crash you
- good luck with breathing honestly
- you'd both start laughing your asses off, mostly cause he's being such a goof which is uncommon
- ...
- but what happens after?
- well you'd beg him to get off of you cause you're literally going to die
- lil shit would just grab his yogurt and resume eating
- while still laying on you
- might fall asleep on you if you don't constantly shake him
- give this man some credit he'd get off of you after about 30mins
- jkjk
- maybe a couple hours at best
- what did we learn?
- definitely playfully mess around with this boi he'll make your day ⭐