"What?"
"Well that wasn't a very nice form of greeting now was it?"
"Pizza chick?"
"Alex, actually."
"No kidding. How did you get my number?"
"Do you remember just how many times you called Mama Mia's?"
"Oh, right."
"So, how is this twenty eight day thing going to work exactly?"
"Quite eager, are we?"
"I just want my pizza."
"Whatever you say.."
"Convince me already, Domino's boy."
"Okay, well...have you ever had a boyfriend?"
"Duh."
"What was his name?"
"Pizza."
"How about a human being? Ever dated one of those?"
"Yes, and that's why I decided to stick with pizza."
"Boy issues, huh?"
"Unfortunately."
"What did he do?"
"Cheat, lie, take advantage of me. The usual consequences that follow dating a total dick."
"Yikes, that bad?"
"You betcha, bud."
"Not all guys are that bad you know."
"Oh and I'm sure you're a pure angel."
"Quite possibly, yes."
"Cocky much?"
"Naturally."
"I'm sorry, but how are you supposed to convince me that you're better than pizza?"
"By winning you over with my charm, of course."
"I'm hanging up now."
"No but-"
"Ciao!"
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