The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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The five Marauders have a group chat. This should be fun, right? Mer

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14 years later

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👑the lion queens👑

blondie👯‍♀️
jade
spill
you've been acting shady today
i don't like it

i'll never understand why i'm here since i'm not a gryff but i don't even mind

sister❤️
because we love you
now spill

nothing to talk about

best black👯‍♀️
jade amelia potter
i stg-
what did prongs do?

for the first time, absolutely nothing

angel🥺❤️
moony?

he's an angel

sister❤️
oh god
i just saw why
someone hold marlene
she's going to kill sirius rn

angel🥺❤️
on it

alice you did not just yell across the entire hall 💀

best black👯‍♀️
i'm omw
what did she yell?

sister❤️
alice legit yelled "jade potter is a cheap slut"
everyone went real quiet
toerag yelled back something incoherent as usual
remus slammed his book closed and stood up
peter dropped his food
sirius screamed like a girl that's just been punched in the boob
regulus yell "try me bitch!"
and marlene put regulus to shame with what she yelled.

best black👯‍♀️
i'm scared to ask

that bitch legit pulled out a knife and yelled
"anyone who says another word about my wife will have to answer to me, dicktwats"
then reg stood up with another knife
"what she said!"

best black 👯‍♀️
well if they didn't fear crookshanks before, they sure do now

blondie👯‍♀️
well i just got detention with regulus
thanks corvus

angel🥺❤️
i didn't expect you to pull out a knife and yell that
like damn marlene
take a chill pill once and a while

best black👯‍♀️
what is my brother doing?

snogging

sister❤️
eclipse
can i kill your brother?

best black👯‍♀️
which one? 💀

not my reggie 🥺
he's too pure for this world

sister❤️
your little brother

which one? 💀

sister❤️
UGH ISTG
SIRIUS ORION BLACK

best black 👯‍♀️
-the third
and no
you can't
but i think i'll join marlene in detention
sorry vix

should i ask?
okay i'm not asking then

blondie👯‍♀️
ECLIPSE YOU DID NOT JUST YELL THAT
OH SIRIUS LOOKS PISSED
HE LOOKS LIKE A PUPPY!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

angel🥺❤️
i spaced out
what did she yell?
and why did jade just leave the hall with regulus?

can't take everyone staring at me
but i love you sunny

sister❤️
solis just yelled that jade is a slytherwhore and the worst snake to ever exist
sirius pulled away so fast he broke the sound barrier
and there's chaos now

what's happening?

blondie👯‍♀️
well your brother just pulled out another knife
moony pulled out his wand and has the look in his eye that is starting to terrify me a bit
peter yelled "say that one more time, i fucking dare you."
sirius is straight up terrifying right now
sent one video!

oh my-
you can still see the drool
ew

sister❤️
and the lipstick
up close he looks like a clown

angel🥺❤️
he is tho

best black👯‍♀️
corvus you sassy being i love you

brb
clown face is calling🤡

blondie👯‍♀️
good luck

...
puppy🐕🖤 is calling...

accept                               decline

what?

first of all rude, second of all where are you?
they talking trash about you

let them
i don't care

you're acting shady sunshine
normally you'd be the one pulling out the knife

don't call me that Padfoot
i'm nobody's sunshine

jade-

why did you call anyway?
i saw you were pretty occupied before marlene started yelling
same with sunny

so that was you?

nope
all them
i was helping regulus with his homework when it happened

jade-

look can we talk later?
tell james to give me the password for the netflix account
i'm gonna binge gossip girl again

sighs
jade please
can we talk about this?

we're not dating pads
there's nothing to explain
i just don't feel so good
so the netflix password?

he says it's still the same
and if there's nothing to explain then why are you acting like this?
is there something you wanna talk about?

no
it just hurts that's all
seeing you with someone
and it's not me
but who could love a snake am i right?
chuckles
i'll call you later, okay?
i just wanna be alone for a while  
we still on for tomorrow?
pads?
'ello?

i'm here
had another call
sorry
what were you saying?

nothing
see you tomorrow

sure, sunshine
have a goo-

call ended 6:43 minutes long

...

👑the lion queens👑

i'm back...

sister❤️
what happened?
i just saw him enter the common room
he looks upset

blondie👯‍♀️

that's him rn
what happened in that call jade?
and where are you?

my room
watching gossip girl
i need a chuck bass in my life rn
i want macaroons from france
and peonies
i don't want to be tough anymore

best black 👯‍♀️
vixen
what happened?
you're worrying us

i was so fucking close to pouring my damn heart out
as if that will make any difference
and guess what?
he was in another call
i know it wasn't the boys since they were with him
(i heard the ruckus)
i know it wasn't sunny
not reg because he was right next to me
it wasn't any of you
three guesses who?
his fucking side hoe
and yes
✨girls support girls✨
but i hate him so fucking much rn
like legit

best black 👯‍♀️
reg just texted saying that you stormed into your room with tears in your eyes
i'm coming to get you.

solis
i just wanna be alone

angel🥺❤️
too late
we're on our way to the snake pit
regulus is outside waiting for us
we'll be alone together idc
speckles is going to the kitchens to get ice cream
and marlene is moving the beds

what would i do without you girls?

sister❤️
have your brother to rant to
and ew

snapchat

solis☀️

lily🧚🏼‍♀️

alice🌹

jade☠️👑

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