baby on board | nct

By iin4na

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"you should name ur child after us!!" "theres 23 of yall so how tf will i be able to?" a story where 23 dum... More

ຫນຶ່ງ (one)
ສອງ (two)
ສາມ (three)
ສີ່ (four)
ຫ້າ (five)
ເຈັດ (seven)
ແປດ (eight)
ເກົ້າ (nine)
ສິບ (ten)
ສິບເອັດ (eleven)
ສິບສອງ (twelve)
ສິບສາມ (thirteen)
ສິບສີ່ (fourteen)
ສິບຫ້າ (fifteen)
ສິບຫົກ (sixteen)
ສິບເຈັດ (seventeen)

ຫົກ (six)

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By iin4na

GC: RATS AND ME
everyone is online!

MIYA:
so how is taeyong coping
with the dealing with children
and taking care of himself and
the broken window and the
expensive vase that was from
china and broke as well and
the plant that he had been
taking care of was sent flying
across the room and the pot
ended up breaking?

HENDERY:
nothing seems to phase
him anymore

TAEIL:
yeah see look

TAEIL:
taeyong?

TAEYONG:
yeah?

TAEIL:
i just heard in the news
that aliens are coming
for us and we will all
be slaughtered tomorrow

TAEYONG:
nice

DOYOUNG:
after the fight, taeyong
shouted for them to stop
after his plant was sacrificed
and left to go upstairs

DOYOUNG:
now they are cleaning up

DONGHYUCK:
WHY THE FUCK ARE
THEY TAPING THE
PIECES OF GLASS ARE
THEY THAT DUMB

YANGYANG:
IT MIGHT WORK

KUN:
UR BLEEDING

JAEMIN:
anyone want coffee?

TAEYONG:
me

MIYA:
me

TEN:
i leave the room and
come back and everything
is destroyed.

TEN:
but whats even more
sadder than taeyong's
plant being destroyed
is that im not even
surprised this happened.

SHOTARO:
guys!! i have a broom!

JUNGWOO:
oh thank god someone
with a brain. im still trying
to get taeyong to cheer up

YUTA:
is it working?

JUNGWOO:
i asked what movie he wanted
to watch today so we can watch
it together and maybe it'll calm him
and he started to demonic screech.

JAEHYUN:
just like how we asked
miya if she wanted to
go outside for once
and interact with people

MIYA:
mf stole my brand. only
i can demonically screech

JENO:
instead of helping us,
xiaojun has looked at
the mirror doing tiktok
dances

XIAOJUN:
I LEARNED THEM
FROM SHOTARO
OK?

MIYA:
okay pop off
king ig 😳🙄

XIAOJUN:
im renaming my brand
to xiaolie d'amelio 🥵🥶⁉️

SHOTARO:
ill be shony lopez 😄😄

TAEYONG:
NUH UH

YUTA:
SHOTARO NO

KUN:
try someone else 😃

SHOTARO:
lil shotaro?

RENJUN:
eh at least its not
tony lopez

JAEMIN:
who tf is playing wap 👁👄👁

YANGYANG:
THAT SUM WET A$$
PU$AY 🙄🙄🥵🥵🥶
🥶😜😜 😳😳😈😈
👅👅💦💦💦💦⁉️
⁉️⁉️⁉️

JOHNNY:
BRING 😹 A BUCKET 🪣 AND
A 🥶 MOP 🧹FOR THIS WET-

JOHNNY:
i have taken the phone !!

HENDERY:
KUN HYUNG PASS IT
TO ME I GOTCHU

JOHNNY:
sup this is hendery 😹😹

KUN:
I GAVE U THE PHONE SO
U CAN HIDE IT NOT USE
IT

JOHNNY:
going thru his pictures!!

HENDERY:
DONT U DARE -johnny

MIYA:
OMG SPILL!!

JOHNNY:
whos this?

JOHNNY:

CHENLE:
omg shes pretty

LUCAS:
shes hot 😳😳

LUCAS:
but not as hot as me
ofc 😜🤣⁉️

HENDERY:
thats my sister u dumbfucks
now give me back my phone
hendery before i expose ur
collection of a certain someone

JOHNNY:
what collection?

JOHNNY:
OH SHIT DONT PLS
ILL GIVE IT BACK NO
NO NO NO

KUN:
🤨

JUNGWOO:
omg that is johnny's sister!
i met her a bunch of times
because we used to go to
the same cafe 😃😃

MIYA:
johnny can i pls get her
number i just need to ask
her something 🥺🥺🥺

JOHNNY:
IM BACK

JOHNNY:
hmmm okay fine

JOHNNY:
shes pansexual btw

MIYA:
🥺🥺 U DONT KNOW
HOW MUCH I LOVE U

YUTA:
the only man johnny
will ever let to slide
in his sisters dms is
miya

MIYA:
im part of the bois
🤣🥶🥵😈💔

RENJUN:
pls stop ❤️

JAEMIN:
sungchan pls b careful
w the onion when ur
cutting it, they make u
cry

SUNGCHAN:
not if u make them
cry first 🔪🔪

DONGHYUCK:
he learned from the best 🥰

DONGHYUCK:
and by best i mean me 🥵‼️

MARK:
SUNGCHAN PLS B
CAREFUL UR FINGER

YANGYANG:
mark is speaking
from experience

SUNGCHAN:
WAIT HIS FINGER
CUT OFF?

MARK:
I STILL HAVE 10 FINGERS
DUMBASS AND NO I WAS
JUST BEING STUPID

BEST BOY EVER:
like always 🤣🔥

RENJUN:
I HATE THOSE EMOJIS
WITH A BURNING
PASSION PLS STOP FFS

DOYOUNG:
he forgot to add that
he cut his finger about
5 times

KUN:
mark maybe u go wash
the vegetables instead
of cutting the chicken

KUN:
i dont want u to
actually end up
losing a finger

JENO:
watch him just drown
the vegetables

JAEHYUN:
HOW THE FUCK DO U
EVEN DROWN VEGETABLES









___

doyoung approached miya while everyone was making lunch or just chilling. "hey.. are you alright?"

she nodded, "yeah i am feeling much better. im just scared of how to tell them. i know they'll be chill but in the other hand they might go all mom like and start lecturing me or might even blame themselves because they did leave me there... even worse they might blame me and start thinking weirdly of me and then-"

doyoung ended up hitting my head which i held in confusion, "what the f- oh yeah sorry.. i started rambling again."

"you dumbfuck i dont care u ramble on and on. im used to it at this point. i just hit you because you overthink too much. they'll be supportive of your baby and you know them for this long to know that they will. and by some kinda curse or whatever that they do end up hating you, i will beating the shit out of them with my large stomping platform heels."

"you still have that shit?"

"still? OF COURSE!! a queen isnt a queen without her crown and her confidence. and a bad bitch isnt a bad bitch without her platform heels and her attitude. thankfully im both." he winks and i rolled my eyes playfully.

yangyang being the clingy and noisy baby he always is was listening in. he sits down next to miya. "miya.. i kinda overheard what you said."

her face gone pale. at this point doyoung left to help the hopeless children at the kitchen so the chance of a fire to start would decrease.

"d-do you hate me?" she didnt even mean to say it out loud. the question just left her mouth and yangyang was first confused then pulled her in a hug.

"i would never hate you noona. you know this. whether ur womb is occupied because of a baby or not, you are still my noona."

miya smiled, "i love you but why did you state it like that?"

"i like to sound smart!" he said as they pulled away. she didnt want to continue further even though it really didnt make him sound smart but dream big they say.

they looked at the person going downstairs who was taeyong and before they could say something about him finally leaving his room as if on cue, someone interrupted them.

"GET FIRST AID KIT CHENLE CUT HIMSELF."

"SUNGCHAN IS CRYING TOO!"

"MARK DROWNED THE VEGETABLES!"


"HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DROWN VEGETABLES????"

___

thea ending notes

marks not like the other girls... he drowns vegetables 🧚‍♀️🌟😩🥵👅💕

how r u guys btw ^^ ??

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