Tommy: You played me like a fiddle!
Wilbur: Oh no, fiddles are actually difficult to play.
Wilbur: I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.
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Tommy: You played me like a fiddle!
Wilbur: Oh no, fiddles are actually difficult to play.
Wilbur: I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.