group chat
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Legolas;
So was anyone gonna tell me Eugene is on youtube or was I supposed to find that out myself?
Cappy;
Wait really?
Iron Idiot;
Is it just him in the videos?
Legolas;
It's him with three other dudes
Big Green;
What are the videos about?
Legolas;
Everything
Femme Fatale;
Drop the links
Goldilocks;
What do you mean everything?
Iron Idiot;
Wait Clint how do you know this? And why are you just telling us now?
Legolas;
How don't YOU know? You're the one going out with Alexa!
Iron Idiot;
Femme Fatale;
Drop the links 🔪🔪🔪
Big Green;
Is he youtube famous? I wanna be youtube famous
Cappy;
You're a renowned scientist, and a member of the Avengers
Femme Fatale;
And YOU ARE on youtube so you're already youtube famous
Big Green;
But it's not me. It's the other guy
Goldilocks;
Bruce and Hulk are like a reversible sweater
Iron Idiot;
That's the first time I hear someone compare Bruce and Hulk as a reversible sweater
Legolas;
Makes sense since Bruce is soft like a comfortable sweater
Shay-kespeare;
Hey Bruce, Clint says to meet him behind the dumpster 😘
Big Green;
👁️👄👁️
Iron Idiot;
Report later with one of these 🍌🍆🥖
Cappy;
Banana and eggplant sandwich?
Femme Fatale;
Sweet summer child
Shay-kespeare;
Okay but who reports later? Clint or Bruce?
Shay-kespeare;
😱 Or Hulk?
Iron Idiot;
Hulk is like 🥒 but 🥖 size
Bob Ross;
I open the chat and this is the first thing I see
Cappy;
Thor started it!
Goldilocks;
All I said is Bruce and Hulk are like a reversible sweater. Tony is the one who took it to another level
Femme Fatale;
Like always
Bob Ross;
Oh, ha ha. You guys know about Eugene's videos?
Legolas;
Why didn't you guys mention it?
Bob Ross;
More like why didn't this information come up when you did your internet stalking of Alexa before you flew over here?
Iron Idiot;
Because we didn't do an in depth digging of her family members and because we didn't care about Eugene back then
Park;
So you guys found my brother's youtube channel?
Big Green;
Why are you so quiet on this matter?
Iron Idiot;
Why didn't you tell us?
Park;
Please I'm still reeling from the latest video
Legolas;
The one that came out three days ago?
Park;
😫😫
Femme Fatale;
🔗
Legolas;
This is him ranking Disney princesses
Femme Fatale;
I'm right. You're wrong. Shut up
Femme Fatale;
I'm a fan
Legolas;
Or this puzzle one
Legolas;
btw Tony I bought a bunch of puzzles might want to check your card billing
Iron Idiot;
How do you always get your little rat hands on my credit cards?
Shay-kespeare;
All their videos are chaotic
Cappy;
Do you three appear in the videos?
Bob Ross;
Sometimes. Last year they did The Try Guys Take A High School AP Art Class
Park;
The Try Guys Teach A Kindergarten Class
Legolas;
Someone crack my bones
Big Green;
Alexa, why are you so quiet? It's unnatural
Femme Fatale;
It's like if Clint gave up coffee
Park;
Like I said I'm still reeling from the last video
Goldilocks;
What happened?
Legolas;
They were doing nude portraits at their homes and Alexa walked in and screamed
Legolas;
Eugene was all like "why'd you come unannounced?!" And he scrambled the get something to cover himself and you can hear Alexa in some sort of screaming and laughing and scarred for life hysterics
Park;
I've been living in terror since the video came out. Brought back the memories of that day
Cappy;
So that explains your calm chat name
Park;
Yeah
Park;
Wait I can't believe it took you guys this long to find the youtube channel. Clint who told you?
Legolas;
Shay
Femme Fatale;
Ah that little chat you two have. What else do you two discuss?
Park;
I can't believe I've been replaced
Park;
Secret chats were OUR thing Clint. Now I know how Thor feels. Thrown to the side like a dirty rag
Goldilocks;
Come back to me Alexa
Goldilocks;
Park;
Iron Idiot;
Bob Ross;
Everyone's getting their heart broken and I'm sitting here like
Bob Ross;
Femme Fatale;
Shay-kespeare;
🍆
Cappy;
Who?
Park;
I bet 🏹
Femme Fatale;
Big Green;
Time to log off
Author's note
I'm running out of chat name ideas for Alexa and the name of the gc.
But imagine how chaotic those try guys videos would be if they actually existed.