Stick: Sooooooo
Stick: Forgot to update for while sorry about that <3
Stick: ANYWAY WE REACHED 1.5K READS
Stick: WHICH IS GREAT
Stick: Anyway
Captain: Who's the dare for today?
Stick: Mr Cheese and Mr Egg *tosses card*
Stick: Boy, this'll be fun
Mr Cheese: Are you seriously telling me I have to do a dare with Mr Egg again
Stick: That's exactly what I'm telling you, yeah
Mr Egg: It'll be fun
Mr Egg: Hopefully
Mr Egg: If it is fun, that would be an EGGceptional upgrade
Stick:
Stick: I literally cannot stay mad at you I love puns
Mr Cheese: So what's the dare?
Stick: Oh yeah you were dared to be friends for a year yep ok bye now-
Mr Egg: A YEAR
Mr Cheese: STICK NO
Mr Cheese: WHY
Mr Egg: First off, ouch
Mr Egg: Second of all, it can't be that hard to pretend to be friends
Mr Cheese:
Mr Egg: Right?
Mr Cheese: I am literally seconds away from strangling you
Mr Cheese: I'm gonna give you a five minute start
Mr Egg: I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FRIENDS
Mr Cheese: THIS IS TAG AND I AM BEING FRIENDLY
Mr Cheese: I GAVE YOU A HEAD START NOW R U N
Mr Egg: If this is a clever stunt to get me far away from you-
Mr Cheese: Three
Mr Egg: Oh bloody fuck-
Stick: Kidding, kidding
Stick: Still me, Stick
Mr Cheese: *chasing Mr Egg around with a nerf gun*
Mr Egg: THIS ISN'T FUN MR CHEESE