#NOERAPENAL BOOK OF RANTS

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a girl who doesn't get over things quickly. Mais

Clary: A Book of Rants & Stories
Story: My Earliest Memory
Rant: STUPID PEOPLE.
Story: Boys.
Rant: Driving
Story: Luke-Hemmings-The-Chicken
Rant: Concert Tickets & An Ideal World
Story: School
Middle School
RANT: Tom's Jr. Restaurant
pet gender confusion
mum -.-
south region
little paul-the-chicken
graduation
tortillas
abandoned
da feelz
potential boyfriend
crying bc soccer
mexico vs. netherlands
(another) FIFA rant
Messi
salvadorians
mom's most loved child
1026
costa rica
3-2.
push-over moms
da police
sexism
people who don't let others talk
national pride
severo meza
charal orrantia
thanksgiving
black friday
nursing majors
dancemoms
bitches & opinions
duck dynasty
skin color
music class
cinco de mayo
names & places
language settings
gangsters
blue
bimbo & lala
the man with a boombox strapped to his bike
poncho gonzales
club america
las posadas
green eyes
my sisters
cheerleaders
when dad doesn't accept he's wrong
"are you asleep?"
vacation
complaints
calum-the-chicken
usmnt
people who are overly religious
my school
goodbye 2014
FIFA says yes to racism
the kindness of people
countries who get fucked over by fifa: mexico
double standards
segregation
my mom's friend
stereotypes
futbol titans
just a thought
fun fact #1
your town's team
americans
asian studies
pointless facts
fun fact #2
nicknames
nicknames (2)
chivas vs. santos
bad refs
elote
hot pockets
los hijos de hernandez
WAGs (2)
road rage
presidents
presidents of mexico
oribe peralta
number one
fifty states
latin america
film crews
liga mx
the very last post

WAG

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Por desmadres

i kid you not this happened today. so the woman i work for is an amazing woman. she is my spanish teacher and the department advisor for my spanish major so i se her ALOT. and i talk to her and sometimes she asks me about my personal life. so i talk to her about futbol and my favorite teams.

she's from catalunya, so she likes fc barcelona. and i like them too. so we bond over them and she tells me stories about her childhood in spain. 

the other day she told me a story about a time when she went to camp nou with her family to watch barcelona play. she said she was nine years old and one of the players accidentally kicked the ball into the crowd while trying to score a goal. and the ball hit her in the face. she said she never returned to the stadium after that day.

anywayy, she told me exactly this: "you know so much about futbol, i wouldn't be surprised if you ended up marrying one of the players. you should be a sports announcer so you can woo them with your knowledge and make them fall in love."

and i was like YESSSSSS.

i wanna marry a member of the seleccion mexicana, or bastian schweinsteiger.

so its settled. i will be a WAG.

i actually have experience being a wag, there should be a wag resume. lol. wag from: july 2011-february 2012. but i was a u17 wag. haha.

-clary xx

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