Vocaloid Short Stories

If We Were All Animals

Another Vocaloid meeting is being held, however, a world meeting.
Kaito: What if we were all named based off of animals?
Seeu: II'd be Snailu!
Maika: Mousa, for me.
Len: I'd be Lehen.
Rin: That sounds stupid!
Argument and name shouting breaks out.
Kokone: I'd be coconut!
Everyone stops and glares at Kokone.
Prima: A coconut is not an animal.
Kokone: So?
IA: As always, stupidity is proliferating. Next order of business, a new vocaloid was introduced. Everyone, meet Rana.
Rana bows. Everyone claps.
IA: Also, most of us have gotten our V3 updates.
Miki sobs.
IA: So, I would like to announce the best vocaloid, as chosen by voters. The winner is.......
Miku bursts out shouting.
Miku: Miku Hotsauce!!!!
Sukone Tei: Miku Hotsauce? More like Miku not sauce? Ha ha!
Miku: What are YOU doing here?
Tei: Teto let me in! As well as all of the others.
Miku: TETO! HOW COULD YOU?!?
Teto: Sorry, they are my friends. I couldn't leave them.
Miku glares at the UTAUS.
Miku: GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!
Neru: Or what?
Mayu holds up her knife, smiling.
Mayu: Execute plan TI1.