Ink: We need to talk...
Cross: Oh...?
Ink: Idk something just doesn't feel right...
Cross: What do you mean? 🤨
Ink: We've been dating for for almost 9 months now and you have not once made me a sandwich.
Cross: ......I'm going to make you one and fucking choke you with it for scaring me so bad!
Ink: Hahahahahaha lol XD
~10 MINUTES LATER~
Ink: AHHHHH *moaning while being choked by Cross*
Cross: Eat your fucking sandwich!
Ink: Shit Cross! Why are you so heavy!?
Cross: So your saying I'm fat!
Ink: SHIT CROSS! IT HURTS! AHHHH~
~Outside the door we're everyone are having a misunderstanding, thinking that the two are having a fornication~
Nightmare: *writing a new fanfic while nosebleeding*
Error: *faints*
Blue: *was able to catch Error*
Dream: Those two really need a sound proof room