"You can't seriously be in love with pizza."
"Why not?"
"It's just ridiculous!"
"It's better than most humans."
"Even better than me?"
"Especially better than you."
~
Alex has herself convinced that pizza will forevermore be her only true love.
Josh has twenty eight days to prove otherwise.
A series of crazy stupid antics can inevitably lead to the cheesiest romance story ever written, pun intended.