Duck decided it was time to make a move. He was getting that duck cake no matter what. No goose, no swan and certainly no Herron would get in the way. Duck snorted a long line of cocaine just before he left. He was higher than the birds he wished to mate with. He injected some heroine into his beak for good measure and off he flew. He was off to fertilise some ducks. But that was when he saw it. BREAD!!!!!!!!!
50 shades of duck
By Sadie909
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