IMESSAGE
THE HANDSOMES SQUAD
석진형, 윤기형 & 태형
[28 minutes before drunk posting]
JUNGKOOK
I'm going to drink because today is the anniversary of the first... time Jimin kissed me... I gave you a heads up because I plan on getting completely wasted and I'm asking you all to back the fuck off. Thank you.
YOONGI
I understand but I'm your hyung, sunbae and friend. I'm supposed to take care of you. Don't drink too much and end up doing something stupid.
SEOKJIN
I completely agree with Yoongi.
TAEHYUNG
I third that but I'm going with you, just in case.
JUNGKOOK
No, give me space
TAEHYUNG
Sadly, Kook... I can't. I'm going and I'll drink some as well if it makes you feel better.
[7 hours later after JK's 2 drunk posts]
SEOKJIN
How did it go?
YOONGI
Not well.
TAEHYUNG
Jungkook is still inside. He's more sober than before but still getting scolded and it's barely 7am.
TAEHYUNG
For not being able to stop Jungkook, my comeback was pushed back 3 months later than it was supposed to. I'm really sad about that. I tried my best. I'm sorry. I should have confiscated his phone while I bought him water.
SEOKJIN
Damn. I'm sorry Tae. That must hurt.
YOONGI
Fucking hell, I told him not to do something stupid. Don't think too much about it Tae. If it makes you feel any better, I'll give you one of the songs I produced for you a while back... I know you tried your best.
TAEHYUNG
TAEHYUNG
I love you. So. Fucking. MUCH. Yes. Give me that masterpiece.😭💘 I will scold Jungkook by having him buy me breakfast, lunch, snacks and dinner for a whole week.
TAEHYUNG
WHEN YOU SEE THIS JK, YOU WILL BUY ME ALL THE FOOD I FUCKING WANT. THAT'S WHAT BEST FRIENDS DO WHEN YOU GET THEM IN TROUBLE AFTWR THEY COVER FOR YOUR ASS😤😤😤
SEOKJIN
Let's hope his Manager-nim and Bang PD-nim aren't too bad on him.
YOONGI
Speaking about the reason why Jungkook had a mental breakdown and posted five seconds of it, we need to talk Seokjin hyung.
TAEHYUNG
We do. It's very serious.
SEOKJIN
Oh?
SEOKJIN
Okay. Let's wait for Jungkook.
YOONGI
No.
TAEHYUNG
Not now.
SEOKJIN
What? Oh- Right. Silly me.
SEOKJIN
Change gc.
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IMESSAGE
AGUST D'S DONT PANIC ROOM
석진형 & 태형아
YOONGI
If Jungkook reacted like that because of an anniversary, I think we'll have to sedate him once he finds out about what I discovered.
TAEHYUNG
Your gc titles 😍
SEOKJIN
What is it? It's about Jimin, correct?
YOONGI
Tae, be serious
TAEHYUNG
Yes. We're fucked if it's true.
SEOKJIN
You're scaring me.
YOONGI
You should be scared. I'm terrorized because if it's true, Jungkook's heart might not be able to take it.
SEOKJIN
Did Jimin get married to someone?
YOONGI
That, I'm not sure. I don't think so but I found something.
TAEHYUNG
I'm surprised the fans let you liking it die down after 48 hours.
SEOKJIN
Like??
SEOKJIN
WHAT?! DON'T KEEP ME WAITING AND HURRY UP AND TELL ME.
YOONGI
Don't shout at me when I'm nervous
TAEHYUNG
I love when you act so soft☺️☺️
TAEHYUNG
Your angry man façade always wears down with us 🥰
SEOKJIN
Ignore Taehyung and GET to the point
YOONGI
Well...
TAEHYUNG
FOR FUCK'S SAKE!! JIMIN HAS A SON!!
YOONGI
Thank the fuck for your patience, Taefuck
TAEHYUNG
You're welcum, Yoonbear
YOONGI
Don't call me that.
TAEHYUNG
ㅠㅠㅠ
SEOKJIN
What?
SEOKJIN
Jimin?
TAEHYUNG
Yes
SEOKJIN
As in Park Jimin?
YOONGI
Yes.
SEOKJIN
As in
SEOKJIN
SEOKJIN
AS IN JIMIN THE BABY CHICK WHO ABANDONED ME
TAEHYUNG
YES YES YES
TAEHYUNG
🤯🤯🤯😤😤😤
YOONGI
Yes as in our Park Jimin
SEOKJIN
Give me a moment.
SEOKJIN
SEOKJIN
What the fuck?!
SEOKJIN
How the fuck??!!!!
YOONGI
I know. But trust me, I really don't think I'm wrong.
TAEHYUNG
We checked... I don't know what to think about it.
SEOKJIN
As in the Jimin who left 3 years ago?HOW???
YOONGI
YES FUCKING JIMIN
YOONGI
STOP ASKING IF IT'S JIMIN BECAUSE I'M SURE IT'S HIM!
SEOKJIN
How?!!!! He's so young!!
TAEHYUNG
And our Kook is 22.
TAEHYUNG
I'm going to allow Yoongi hyung to explain that.
SEOKJIN
I thought I taught them to use protection???
SEOKJIN
And yet, Koo was barely above legal
YOONGI
Geez,, Thank you, Tae,, even though he might already think we know because you're so NOISY
TAEHYUNG
I mean... I used protection with Yoongi hyung 👁️👄👁️
TAEHYUNG
and was 17? 🙈
YOONGI
TAEHYUNG
YOONGI
STOP BEING SO NOISY
TAEHYUNG
SAYS THE STALKER
SEOKJIN
I'm confused now.
YOONGI
😪
YOONGI
I was checking out Namjoon's Twitter account since I hadn't done it in so long but then I realized that he almost never updates his public so I used an old account.
TAEHYUNG
Stalker much?🤡
YOONGI
Tae, shut the fuck up and let me type
YOONGI
Point is, on his priv, I saw some pics of this baby boy named Jeongsan.
YOONGI
I took screenshots. Here
YOONGI
SEOKJIN
Fucking hell he's adorable
SEOKJIN
He looks like-
SEOKJIN
OH FUCK NO
SEOKJIN
IS HE JUNGKOOK'S?!!!!!
TAEHYUNG
We think so?
YOONGI
CAN'T YOU BOTH JUST STAY QUIET AND LET ME EXPLAIN
TAEHYUNG
Yes dAdDY
SEOKJIN
🙅♂️
YOONGI
THE FUCKING POINT IS THAT I KEPT SCROLLING DOWN UNTIL I SAW THIS RETWEET FROM A FEW MONTHS AGO
YOONGI
YOONGI
***BEST FRIEND'S SON.***
YOONGI
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED EXACTLY BUT I THINK NAMJOON DID SOMETHING TO UPSET JIMIN BECAUSE BEFORE THIS HE POSTED
YOONGI
YOONGI
You can text now
TAEHYUNG
I investigated and turns out he accidentally posted a picture of Jeongsan on his public. I checked out some of the posts related to Park Jeongsan on Twitter USING my fake acc and I asked some other accs. They told me that there's baby boy named Park Jeongsan on Instagram. After accidentally posting the pic, they ended up creating an acc bcz of spam messages. Jeongsan's acc is popular because he looks like JK and fans dig it.
SEOKJIN
I don't have words. Are you both sure about this? Absolutely certain?
TAEHYUNG
Yes.
YOONGI
The Instagram page for Jeongsan has his birthday written on his profile.
YOONGI
SEOKJIN
He's too cute for my heart fuck
YOONGI
May 13, 2018. 7-8 months later after Jungkook and Jimin broke up.
TAEHYUNG
You don't think Jimin broke up with him because he was pregnant... Right
SEOKJIN
I don't know, Tae. I think it's a possibility because the Jimin we all knew, would never cheat on Gguk. They loved each other too much...
YOONGI
Yeah, too much that they broke up.
SEOKJIN
But, Yoongi, I really don't think Jimin was capable of cheating.
TAEHYUNG
I think so too.
YOONGI
I know but I'm keeping my eyes open to all possibilities. If Jungkook is the father, our lives will drastically change because knowing him, he will want to keep Jeongsan in his life.
TAEHYUNG
I do know that.
SEOKJIN
And he will completely hate Jimin for keeping this from him.
TAEHYUNG
😔😔😔
TAEHYUNG
If I was in JK's shoes and this wasn't Jimin, aka my soulmate, l'd ask for full custody after a DNA test just to make them suffer. The pain of not knowing I had a kid, despite how I openly show how much l've wanted to start a family of my own one day? That's just cruel
YOONGI
I wouldn't leave it past Jungkook to do that. He's revengeful
YOONGI
Anyway, whether about the DAD being Jimin
YOONGI
In one of them, Namjoon mentioned: Min
YOONGI
I checked ALL of the posts but I never saw Jimin's face. What I did see were Namjoon's, Hoseok's, Taemin's comments. Taemin's ig didn't have a single pic of the kid so that could count him out if they were refering to him as
"Min"
TAEHYUNG
And Jeongsan's last name is PARK
SEOKJIN
Fuck this is really serious.
TAEHYUNG
We know. I'm heartbroken.
YOONGI
What do you think we should do? We think Jeongsan is Jungkook's kid.
SEOKJIN
With how Jungkook is right now? He'd need to start taking anti-depressants if he finds out.
TAEHYUNG
But we can't just keept this a secret from him?!!! If Jeongsan is his son, then it can fucking change his career forever!!
YOONGI
Then what do you suggest Seokjin hyung? I don't want to see Jungkook more heartbroken than he already is. Even if he's acting like an asshole, I will always have his back.
SEOKJIN
I know we should but I don't want to involve the company or our managers right now. First, I need you, Yoongi, to contact Namjoon and confirm this. Knowing him, you have to confront him about it head on or he'll avoid it.
YOONGI
I understand. I'll do it tomorrow.
TAEHYUNG
And me?
SEOKJIN
Tae, Let us the hyungs handle it. All you have to do is keep Jungkook from finding out about this for the next few weeks hopefully. It's not our place to tell Jungkook about this. We may be his hyungs but this is the life of a baby that may or not be his, we need to find out more before doing or saying anything.
SEOKJIN
Honestly, I think the one that should tell him should be Jimin but if Jimin doesn't want him in Jeongsan's life, he will keep JK in the dark.
TAEHYUNG
Fine.
SEOKJIN
And I will contact Hoseok then.
YOONGI
👍🏻
SEOKJIN
I can't believe Jungkook might be a dad...
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IMESSAGE
THE HANDSOMES SQUAD
석진형, 윤기형 & 태형
JUNGKOOK
What secret?! Nvm😑😑😑
JUNGKOOK
They suspended my access to social media for 4 months. I can't use Twitter, Instagram or Weverse.
JUNGKOOK
My manager will handle all the updates.
JUNGKOOK
And the production of my next album has been pushed forward so I can mainly focus on it instead of "drinking"
JUNGKOOK
PFFTTT!! As if that's all I do. I work work work and work and never have the time to drink but when I fucking do 😤😤😤🤬🤬🤬🤬
JUNGKOOK
ㅗ
JUNGKOOK
In other words, I have a comeback in 3 weeks with only 3 completed songs and 4 drafts.
JUNGKOOK
Hell weeks
JUNGKOOK
If you're so pissed about it, Tae, take my credit card and buy whatever the fuck you want. I never asked you to "babysit" me.
JUNGKOOK
I'm a grown ass adult.
JUNGKOOK
I'll be in my studio if you need me.
JUNGKOOK
The door will be locked.