Dusk: so we were somehow able to drag Zelda onto a Sheikah slate for idk a few minutes
Link: Guess Hyrule can handle hell for a hot sec
Revali: *in borat voice* the flames of Ganon roarrrrr
Urbosa: I'm done with you
Midna: never will be 🤓
Dusk: we are going to move on here.
Zelda: pls do. Hyrule is in danger
Mipha: she's answering these under pressure?
Dusk: from one of our commenters they are wondering what shampoo do you use?
Zelda: That's my secret 😌
Zelda: next question
Dusk: right, skin-
Zelda: you were going to ask skin care tips and I'm going to pass on that. Let's keep moving people.
Revali: this is no fun
Linkle: Ikr we don't get make a comment on someone's answer and get off topic-
Midna: who are you again?
Linkle: :))))
Mipha: ?
Dusk: another one asked about your favorite ships
Zelda: I don't have any ships
Dusk: anything else?
Zelda: I just saw Ganon shove spire of the Hyrule Castle into his mouth
Revali: haha like a binkie??
Dusk: Chaotic-
Zelda: pls let's keep moving
Dusk: sigh, fiiine. How did you deal with your dad treating you like a helpless child?
Zelda: I simply worked my butt off at everything I could do. I continued to practice my swordsmanship, my research and I decided to delve into books to prove to him just how knowledgeable I am and I -
Midna: haha princess chatty reminds me of someone I knew back when the shadow realm invaded the light.
Zelda: don't interrupt someone while they are talking. Listen.
Midna: hmm, old times
Dusk: are you taller than Link?
Zelda: I wish
Revali: Urbosa is taller than him
Link: obviously
Revali: and how does that make you feel?
Link: Like a respectable guy
Revali: What?
Urbosa: you can learn a thing or two from him
Link: Evasive maneuvers 😃
Urbosa: Cookie jar is on the right Link
Mipha: Wait where are you and Link 'Bosa?
Link: Watching Ganon try to fit as many guardians into his mouth
Urbosa: I'm betting 20 with that width of a jaw
Revali: I- WHAT
Daruk: Idk anymore
Dusk: Why are you a bitch?
Zelda: excuse ME?
Dusk: that was the question
Zelda: oh... I'm not trying to be one. I am sorry if I come off as one.
Midna: only bitch here is Urbosa
Urbosa: was that derogatory or a compliment?
Revali: you cAn nEveR teLl OvEr tExT
Dusk: you love Link don't you and you should probably use a potion on him since you are good with technology.
Zelda: I mean yes in a way. Secondly no. I don't need a failed potion when GANON IS PLAYING BEER PONG WITH LINK AND URBOSA
Daruk: hahaha SEND A PIC
Zelda: no
Revali: spoiler
Dusk: here's a fun question! How do you use your sealing power? And is there any spirit that accompanies you?
Zelda: It's quite complicated actually. There's so many components that goes into using it. I should know better than anyone because I had no clue which lead to the demise of the Champions which I hold full responsibility for.
Midna: Someone clearly still carried that hero complex into the next life
Zelda: what?
Midna: what?
Dusk: ...Omigosh whyyyy... anyways the next question is what if I told you your father was dead and it was true?
Zelda: I know about that already. Time has passed. I have come to terms with it when Ganon came knocking on the castle
Daruk: cue Ganon entering with the Gandalf sax meme
Urbosa: the what?
Revali: he's talking about a weird Lord of the Rings compilation he saw on the Sheikah slate
Midna: you creatures of the light are weird
Dusk: if Link says "well excuuuuuuseee me princess!" what do you do?
Zelda: Make him wish that 1989 comedy never existed
Urbosa: well, excuuuuse you Princess
Zelda: Urbosa please stop giving Ganon a hug around the neck with your arm.
Link: Ganon is quaking
Midna: Power of girlboss compels him ig
Dusk: well you are free to go now Zelda.
Zelda: Thanks I will now lasso of truth this clown
Revali: spoke like a Redditor
Mipha: I feel like you guys are on your Sheikah slates wayyy too much
Dusk: alright we have this one. What happened to the Link you helped during the era of Twilight? Did you ever see him again? Are you guys married?
Midna: I'll make this clear from the beginning no we never married. And also no I never saw him again. Twilight realm became sealed away from the world of light just like the Light spirits wanted 🙄
Revali: YOU WERE PART OF THE ERA OF TWILIGHT?!
Urbosa: huh, you certainly do not act your age
Midna: and you like it
Urbosa: ... no comment
Dusk: Another question but this time it's asking about the Zelda from your time and what happened to her. Also marriage?
Midna: ...🥺 yeah...She's no longer here. That's all I'm going to say. I miss her.
Urbosa: you didn't answer the marriage question.
Midna: Just like how you don't answer if you like Revali as more than a friend
Urbosa: I may dislike Revali and crush his ego a bit
Revali: but?
Urbosa: there's no but that's it.
Dusk: did you carry all of Link's stuff for him?
Midna: not your link's but yeah for mine I most certainly did! Apparently wolves don't have pockets-
Urbosa: I'm so confused
Revali: what do you mean by your link?
Daruk: more than one link is terrifying
Link: I want my own shadow clones 😏
Mipha: you have also been on your Sheikah slate too long
Dusk: how are you in the Botw timeline? And what is it like being bugged by the dead champions?
Midna: first off how do you know the era of Twlight and Breath of the Wild aren't linked to each other? Or all the same timeline
Zelda: shhhh, Nintendo might be watching
Mipha: who's Nintendo?
Daruk: god
Mipha: oh-
Urbosa: still waiting on the answer
Zelda: please don't Urbosa
Link: God?
Dusk: next one is Who are you again?
Urbosa: relatively timed questions
Midna: I am Midna, formerly known in legend as the Princess of Twilight, and the current reigning Queen. The Light Realm is unaware of me, only few knew of my existence when Zant ventured into your realm in search for the Shadow Crystal.
Urbosa: I feel my brain hurting
Revali: UH STILL NEED TO KNOW WHY SHE SAYS MY LINK AND MY ZELDA
Linkle: wouldn't you like to know
Mipha: I have no clue who is even on this anymore
Ganon101: only the wretched scum of this world
Zelda: ^literally no one mentioned him! He showed up last group chat!
Dusk: Why does your name look like Mipha's?
Mipha: yeah it kinda does
Midna: *sings* I've been rocking this game since before you were born, approximately 2006 to be sure~
Mipha: I'm aware. Maybe my father and mother liked your name and decided to take some inspiration when naming me?
Midna: if so then I am humbly honored
Mipha: ☺️
Urbosa: stay away from Mipha
Midna: jealous much?
Urbosa: very
Revali: uh- WhAt
Dusk: we will conclude with Daruk and Sidon in the next chat! Updates for this will be bi-weekly for the time being! I hope you all enjoyed the double week update!!