John: how much will it cost to get isen to agree to getting rammed into a wall
Sera: pause
John: why is it a pause
Blueberry: because your ramming Isen
Sera: and that is gay
John: no it's not
Sera: you ram me every night
Soulless: that's just domestic violence
Sera:
Shazam: there are three curtains in life, death, taxes, and the males in this group chat doing some gay shit
John: you know what I woke up feeling like a feminist
John: equal rights mean equal fights my hands are rated e for everyone it don't matter if you a man, a women, green hair or blonde hair you will be in a casket at the end of the day
Sera: pussy
Pumpkin king: you ever just realize that Star Wars the phantom menace was basically the devil trying to kill baby hitler
John: there are three things certain in life Death taxes and isen contributing nothing to the conversation
Sera: y'all are dumb
Asslo: god I like being rammed
John: ok now I know why you think it's gay
John: Anyway here's a funny meme
Soulless: look up the definitions of what lolicon means
Sera: I don't think that's a good idea
John: FBI I swear I'm not into that wtf who even made that a real term wtf
Asslo: what does it mean
Sera: it is very weird that the Japanese are into this
Pumpkin king: all i know is that starscream has them thighs
John: what has our life gone to
Shazam: idk but John are you into ass or thighs
Sera: I can confirm he's into
John has muted Sera for 10 minutes
Asslo: imagine liking one piece
John: might as well as call it long piece
Shazam: John and Arlo agreed on something I think we are about to enter the dark timeline
John: yeah that timeline is where I have arlos head in a pike for what he has done
Asslo: yeah sure you wish you could decapitate me
John: how much you wanna bet I can
Shazam: I hate how I am friends with you
Blueberry: shouldn't John be idk trying to find someone who is gonna be the king after he graduates
Claire: why bother, the cycle is gonna continue just like how the author is gonna continue the cycle of leaving their kids if he even has kids that lonely sack of shit
Sera:
Shazam: there are three certain in life self burns taxes and death
John: you did it wrong
Shazam: I did it right tho
Soulless: not in the right order
Pumpkin king: three certains in life death taxes and Remi not knowing how to meme
Asslo: the drug addicts know how to meme and they aren't even productive members of society
Pumpkin king: I don't even do drugs
Soulless: that is legit the only thing I'm know for is doing drugs as always losing to John
John: I know how to fix those problems
Soulless: How
John: don't do drugs and don't lose to me ez
Sera: that's kinda hard
Sera: like I could barely beat you in a fair fight
John: it's pretty easy
Sera: how would you be beat
John: the solution to the problem is just get good
Sera: well my solution is sum rum or gin
John: you're too young for that
Sera:
John: I got too much bitches on my dick
Sera: I will murder you in your sleep
John: wow didn't know it was easy to make you jealous
Sera: I'm not jealous idiot
John: ok
Sera: I'm not I just think you shouldn't have more than one love interest
John: so you are jealous
Sera: no I'm not
Shazam: isn't there a anime term for this
John: I ain't a weeb so idk
Sera: well you are my boyfriend so you should know what happens if you cheat
Shazam: and you will know that I will take John away from you
Sera: and you know that I will murder you
Claire: yeah guys I think blyke might be in trouble
Sera: that addict can die in a hole
John: I agree
Asslo: I mean what's the worst that can happen
Claire: his death