Me: So many of you were begging for this chapter! So this one might end up being a bit long ;)
Axel: What's happening?
Me: I'm taking Magnus on the vacation of a lifetime!
Axel: Ok.....
Me: To Minecraft hell :D
Axel: Ohhhhhh ok! Cool! I can go visit the Rescue Riders then?
Me: Yup! Cya around!
Axel: *waves and leaves*
Magnus: What's going on out here?
Me: Ah Magnus! Just in time! You have a dare! You're going to a wonderful- (ly horrible) -place!
Magnus: And what place is this?
Me: It's called..... The Nether!
Magnus: Hmm. Doesn't sound so wonderful.
Me: Oh it will be. (For me) Anyway, here's the portal!
Magnus: What? Why do we need a portal?
Me: It's far away from annoying people so we need a portal to access it!
Magnus: Nice! Alright, let me through! *goes through portal*
Me: *also goes through portal*
Magnus: W-what? It's all fire and lava!
Me: Welcome to hell! *destroys portal*
Magnus: Hey! I want a refund!
Me: You didn't even pay. Plus, there's plenty of loot here! You just gotta find it!
Magnus: Why should I care?
Me:..... the loot is gold and diamonds
Magnus: AW YES LETS GO *runs off to find loot*
Me: *follows*
Magnus: What's that sound?
Me: That would be a ghast. Giant floating ghost thingys that shoot fireballs at you.
Ghast: *moans*
Magnus: *screams like a three year old girl*
Ghast: *shoots at Magnus*
Magnus: *runs for the hills*
Me: *laughing hysterically, high fives the ghast*
Magnus: *runs into a fort* Hey, a treasure chest! *opens and finds gold* HAHAHA! Finally!
Me: Mmmmmmmm look behind you
Piglin 1: *groans*
Magnus: *screams*
Piglin 2: Huh? What was that?
Piglin 1: Haha! Traitors, we have a boi!
Piglin 1, 2, 3: Yey!
Piglin 1: FIRE!
All piglins: *shoots Magnus with crossbows*
Magnus: *gets multiple arrows in his head and dies, dropping all the loot*
Me: *teleports back to the nether portal*
Magnus: *respawns at nether portal* Gah! Alright that's it, I'm leaving!
Me: *breaks nether portal and it deactivates*
Magnus: Nooooooooooooo!
Me: Why don't you go find some more loot?
Magnus: NO IM DONE HERE!
Me: You know, maybe there's a nether portal somewhere else in this world. Why don't you find it?
Magnus: I will find a way out of here! *storms off*
Me: Heh
Piglins: *see Magnus and chase him*
Magnus: NO THERES MORE!
Me: They're coming after you because you aren't wearing gold armor!
Magnus: DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE GOLD ARMOR?! *backed up to a cliff*
Me: You're gonna have to jump if you want to survive!
Magnus: *jumps off the cliff without realizing there's lava* *realizes* *screams* *dies in lava and respawns at the broken nether portal*
Me: Have fun?
Magnus: IM GONNA STRANGE YOU!
Me: Ahhh I'm so scared!
Magnus: *chases me*
Me: *floats in the air* You look tired. Here, have this. *drops a bed*
Magnus: What trick is this? Maybe it's made of fire or poison! Maybe it's *touches bed* actually really soft.... *yawns* *lays down on bed*
Me: Wait for it....
*bed explodes*
Magnus: *dies*
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Magnus: GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Me: yeah I'll get you back. This chapter is over 500 words already.
Magnus: What
Me: *teleports us both back*
Magnus: *kisses the floor*
Me: Hah! I gotta take you back sometime! It was fun watching you die over and over! Anyway, thanks for the dare and until next time!