Kevins bitches
Jug✏️: well i guess i'm coming back to riverdale high everyone...
Betts🔦: really Juggy, thats great babe!
Jug✏️: yea southside high closed so me and my friends will be transferring to riverdale high soon.
Cher🍒: wait a minute. Its bad enough that hobo is coming back but now his friends are coming too!
Kev🏳️🌈: i mean.... are there any gay ones.
Jug✏️: im pretty sure Fangs is bi
Kev🏳️🌈: well Cheryl I personally think that we should welcome them with open arms.
Cher🍒: you're just saying that because you want a boyfriend
Kev🏳️🌈: so what if i am.
Ronnie🌷: kev you don't even know what he looks like let alone his personality.
Kev🏳️🌈: Jughead
Jug✏️: what
Kev🏳️🌈: show me a picture of this Fangs character.
Jug✏️: why
Josie🎶: so he can see what his future boyfriend looks like.
Archie🏈:wait Kevin likes boys, is he like gay or something?
Betty🔦:did you really just figure that out arch...
Archie🏈: yea i didn't know
Cher🍒: wasn't it your house where he made out with joaquin?
Ronnie🌷: He has a rainbow flag behind his name, what did you think.
Archie🏈: i just thought he liked rainbows...
Kev🏳️🌈: yeayea cool. Archie im a fully gay king, now jughead send me a picture of my new husband.
Jug✏️: or i could just add them to the groupchat, that way this chat would be way more interesting.
Betts🔦: yea do that
Ronnie🌷: sure add them
Archie🏈: yea okay
Kev🏳️🌈: GOD PLEASE DO
cher🍒: please don't
Josie🎶: yea sure
Jug✏️: okay give me a minute.
Best of the serpents🐍
True detective🔍🐍: hey guys my friends want me to add you guys to our groupchat so they can get to know you guys.
Sweets🍭🐍: yea sure.
Fogarty🌈🐍: are there any gay guys in there?
True detective🔍🐍: there is and you guys are made for eachother.
Tiny🙃🐍: wow jones basically saying he ships a couple, thats rare
True detective🔍🐍: i just said that because Kevin asked the exact same question.
Tiny🙃🐍: cool
True detective🔍🐍: so should i add you guys?
Sweets🍭🐍: yea sure
Fogarty🌈🐍: please
Tiny🙃🐍: isn't it already bad enought we have to go to school with them?
Fogarty🌈🐍: look topaz we know you're in a bad mood because of your breakup but peaches isn't worth it.
Sweets🍭🐍: just get over her already
Tiny🙃🐍: how?
Fogarty🌈🐍: maybe one of the northsiders...
True detective 🔍🐍: well betty is my girlfriend so she's off limits, i think Josie has something going on with that guy Reggie, Then we have Kevin he's gay, we also have Archie but he is the dummest guy in the universe, then we have Veronica im pretty sure she's bi and then at last we have Cheryl but i don't think she's into girls. Let alone southsiders.
Fogarty🌈🐍: see maybe Veronica...
Tiny🙃🐍: alright add us in...
Kevins bitches
Cher🍒: im just saying she deserved it....
Jug✏️: wait what did i miss?
Josie🎶: Cheryl was telling us about why she burned down her house.
Jug✏️: okay im gonna add my friends
Kev🏳️🌈: YAY!!!
Jug✏️ added Fangs Fogarty, Sweet Pea and Toni Topaz.
Jug✏️: you guys should change your names
Toni topaz: alright
Toni Topaz changed their name to TinyT🐍
Fangs Fogarty changed their name to Fangs🌈🐍
Sweet pea changed their name to sweets🍭🐍
Archie🏈: why do all of you have a snake in your name?
Sweets🍭🐍: we're all serpents
Cher🍒: serpents seriously...
Jug✏️: you know im one too right
Cher🍒: so... i know i could beat you up without any struggles..
Ronnie🌷: gotta be honest with you i would bet Cheryl would win too.
Betts🔦: i agree sorry Juggie
Jug✏️: babe.. you're supposed to be on my side
Betts🔦: im sorry baby🥺
Ronnie🌷: please go be a couple somewhere else before i throw up.
Kev🏳️🌈: people, people we got some new friends in this chat and this is how we welcome them?
Josie🎶: yea we should give them a proper welcome.
Archie🏈: We should all send a picture off ourselves so everyone knows what everyone looks like, ill start.
Archie🏈:
Hi, i'm Archie Andrews. And I'm excited to meet all of you.
Cher🍒: also he's the dumbest person you'll ever meet🙂.
Kev🏳️🌈: also for anyone wondering, he's straight.
Sweets🍭🐍: cool!
Josie🎶: okay i'll go next!
Josie🎶:
Hi i'm Josie McCoy, im also very excited to meet you guys. I'm also straight.
Jug✏️: aren't you dating Reggie?
Josie🎶: nah it didn't work out
Sweets🍭🐍: in that case we should get to know each other better.
Josie🎶: then why don't you go next?
Sweets🍭🐍: alright
Sweets🍭🐍:
So, i'm Sweet Pea. I'm from the southside and i'll be transferring to riverdale high soon.
Josie🎶; we DEFINITELY should get to know eachother.
Kev🏳️🌈:i'll go, i'll go, i'll go!!
Kev🏳️🌈:
Hi i'm Kevin Keller, also known as the only out and proud gay guy in school🙂🏳️🌈.
Fangs🌈🐍: so you're the guy Jug told me about?
Kev🏳️🌈: I suppose.
Fangs🌈🐍: alright my turn!
Fangs🌈🐍:
Hi, i'm Fangs Fogarty and i am also as straight as a circle.
Kev🏳️🌈: stop it
Fangs🌈🐍: stop what
Kev🏳️🌈: it shouldn't be aloud to be as hot and as cute at the same time.
Cher🍒: hold on i'm just gonna go and puke real quick
Ronnie🌷: c'mon Cher they would look cute together...
Cher🍒: WHEN BETTY AND JUGHEAD WHERE BEING ALL FLIRTY OVER CHAT YOU LITERALLY SAID THE SAME THING!
TinyT🐍: okay, okay no need to yell
Cher🍒: you can't hear me...
TinyT🐍:...i can hear it through my screen??..
Ronnie🌷: alright i'll go next
Ronnie🌷:
Hi, im Veronica Lodge. I'm bisexual (and very single).
TinyT🐍: looking good Lodge.
Ronnie🌷: Thanks Topaz.
TinyT🐍: i guess i'll go
TinyT🐍:
Hi, i'm Toni Topaz. I'm also bisexual (just got out of a relationship) and you thats pretty much it...
Fangs🌈🐍: you forgot to add, you're very short
Cher🍒: lmao
TinyT🐍: I AM NOT SHORT
Cher🍒: oh come on it's not something to be ashamed of sometimes its even kinda cute.
Betts🔦: your name in the chat is TinyT...
Jug✏️: Toni you're just shorter then everyone else in here, deal with it..
Josie🎶: now i want to compare her to someone.
Sweets🍭🐍: aight hold on
Sweets🍭🐍:
Archie🏈: short it is.
Cher🍒: yea
Ronnie🌷:^^
Betts🔦: no denying now Topaz
TinyT🐍: you bullies
Kev🏳️🌈: wow Toni you're really short.
Fangs🌈🐍: alright who's turn is it now?
Josie🎶: Cher you go
Cher🍒: i don't want to
TinyT🐍:c'mon cheryl we all send a picture.
Cher🍒: alright then
Cher🍒:
Hi, i'm Cheryl Blossom aka Cheryl Bombshell. I'm 100% straight. Not looking for a relationship or anything and im the HBIC of riverdale high.
Fangs🌈🐍: what's an HBIC
Kev🏳️🌈: it means head bitch in charge.
TinyT🐍: wait wait wait. You look like that and are trying to tell me you're straight.
Cher🍒: yea, so...?
TinyT🐍: sure Jan
Cher🍒: what do you mean?
TinyT🐍: no girl that i met and was so pretty was straight.
Cher🍒: now you've met one.
TinyT🐍: sure....
Cher🍒: Im not gay!
TinyT🐍: we'll see...
Kev🏳️🌈: is it bad that i am enjoying this?
Fangs🌈🐍: honestly, same
Kev🏳️🌈: alright Jughead, Betty one of you go now.
Jug✏️: everyone here knows what i look like, why would i sent a picture?
Betts🔦: yea same here.
Kev🏳️🌈: you guys are boringggg.
Kev🏳️🌈:
This are Betty Cooper and Jughead Jones and they are very, very boring.
TinyT🐍: i mean you're not wrong...
Josie🎶: why don't you guys drop your insta so we can follow you guys.
Sweets🍭🐍: sure thing.
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I didn't proofread this so if there are any spelling mistakes im sorry.