WATCH ON YOUR BIRTHDAY:)
*Teenage Louis appears on screen, wearing a scarf, 3D glasses, and a giant smile.*
Hi Harry! I have to whisper because there's some cranky old ladies behind me.
*He looks behind him at them, before turning back to the camera*
It's your birthday! So happy birthday! We're at the movies, but you're taking foreverrrrr at the toilets. You're gonna miss the whole thing!
It's crazy to think you know.. last year on your birthday, we had no idea what was wrong with me. And now this year, we know.
I'm dying.
*The ladies behind him gasp and he laughs, turning to them again.*
That's right! I'm dying! Betcha feel bad for shushing me now, don't ya?
*He rolls his eyes, and faces the camera again.*
I bet you're proud of me for remembering your last birthday though!
Oh shit... you're on your way back from the loo. Bye!