Me: I made that picture at the top have blur. Do you like it? I think it's quite hilari-
Axel: Not what we're doing right now, Jackie.
Me: Yeah yeah
Magnus: So why am I here?
Me: *hands him the dare card*
Magnus: AGAIN?! I ALWAYS DO THIS TYPE OF CRAP I NEVER GET A BREAK!
Me: Welcome to the club. Now here. *shoves button shirt onto him*
Magnus: Ow! This isn't very comfortable with two shirts on.
Me: I don't care. There are five buttons. Your goal is to pop three. Now, the dare never said you had to eat bad food.
Magnus: Thank Thor.
Me: But I'm gonna feed you bad food anyway.
Magnus: WHAT?! *gets raw squid shoved in his mouth*
Me: YOU FEAST
Axel: Ok well don't poison him! At least cook the squid first.
Me: *shoves grass down Magnus's throat*
Axel: Jackie what
Me: Let's see you do it then.
Axel: Ok. *feeds mashed potatoes to Magnus*
Magnus: Gah! What did you season this with?!
Axel: Cinnamon
Me: *puts hand to mouth to stop laugh*
Tooni: Oh move aside. *feeds ice cream to Magnus*
Magnus: Ack no! Brain freeze!
Tooni: Whoops! Sorry!
Me and Axel: *shrug*
Tooni: *shoves multiple burgers down Magnus's throat*
*two buttons pop*
Me: Only one more I guess.
Tooni: No let's do all of them. All of them! All of them!
Axel: All of them! All of them!
Me: All of them! All of them! *force feeds unidentifiable black stuff to Magnus*
Magnus: *gags but third button pops*
Tooni: *keeps feeding him food*
*all buttons pop*
Magnus: Finally!.........*passes out*
Tooni: *takes him inside and cares for him*
Me: Aw man. I was hoping he would explode.
Axel: The dare said he wasn't going to.
Me: Meh. Thanks and until next time!