Aced it

Bởi Kestrel-S

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A newspaper for the asexual. Everyone else is welcome as well, it just contains a lot asexual things. It's a... Xem Thêm

Intro
Tuesday June 16th 2020
June 26th 2020
Friday July 3rd 2020
Friday 10th July 2020
Friday July 17th 2020
Friday July 24th 2020
Saturday August 15th 2020
Friday August 22nd 2020
Friday August 26th 2020
not an edition
Friday September 4th 2020
Friday 11th September 2020
Friday September 18th 2020
Friday September 25th 2020
Friday October 2nd 2020
Friday October 9th 2020
Thursday October 15th 2020
Friday October 23rd 2020
Friday October 30th 2020
Friday November 6th 2020
Friday November 13th 2020
Friday November 20th 2020
Friday November 27th 2020
Friday December 4th 2020
A date, I'm losing track of days. It's december...
Friday December 18th 2020
Christmas
Friday January 8th 2021
Friday January 2021
Friday January 22nd 2021
Friday January 2021
Friday February 5th 2021
Friday February 12 2021
Friday February 25th 2021
Friday March 8th 2021
Friday March 12th 2021
Friday March 19th 2021
Friday March 2021
Saturday April 3rd 2021
Friday April 9th 2021
Friday April 16th 2021
Friday April 23rd 2021
Friday April 30th 2021
Friday May 7th 2021
Friday May 14th 2021
Friday May 22 2021
Friday May 28th 2021
June 4th 2021
Friday June 11 2021
Friday June 17 2021
Friday June 25th 2021
Friday July 2nd 2021
Friday July 9th 2021
Friday July 16 2021
Sunday July 25 2021
Friday July 30th 2021
Friday August 6th 2021
Sunday August 15 2021
Friday August 20th 2021
Friday August 27th 2021
Friday September 3rd 2021
Friday September 10th 2021
Friday September 17th 2021
Friday 24th September 2021
Saturday October 2nd 2021
Friday October 8th 2021
Friday October 15th 2021
Friday October 21 2021
again, not an edition
Friday Dec 17 2021
Friday December 24th 2021
Sunday January 9th 2022
Friday January 14th 2022
Thursday January 20th 2022
Friday January 28th 2022
Friday February 4th 2022
Friday February18th 2022
Friday February 25th 2022
Saturday March 12th 2022
Friday March 18th 2022
Sunday March 27th 2022
Friday April 1st 2022
Friday April 1st 2022 not really an edition

the day after New Years!

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Bởi Kestrel-S


Hello again!

I'm so sorry I missed it yesterday. My mom went on one of her no screens on holidays rule, so I couldn't make it and I forgot to pre-post it on Wednesday.

Anyway Happy New Years! 2021!

I hope this year is better and the Covid levels go down, we really need to bend this curve if we want to see any real humans that aren't our families!




Coming out story

I'm really sorry if I've already posted this


When I came out, it was in maths class last year to a girl who sat next to me. She wanted me to be her "Gay Best Friend" but I think I'm quite a lame one. On top of that, I didn't realise I was asexual until a few weeks ago. To be honest, it's been a really horrible year, just a giant punch to the face every day, and being gay and ace makes me feel different in a bad way, and coming out seems stupid because why should someone judge you for that, why can't you just be yourself and not say anything? And then, I feel like if I come out as ace people will think I'm lame because I don't know who's attractive. I just hope this year is over soon and then we can all laugh about it. 

(M/17/Gay/ace)




Puns



Moodboard




Random things because it felt really short

am I missing something?

it feels really short



LGBT Gatekeeper: aces and aros are just cis hets that want to feel special

Me: ...okay... sounds fake, but okay...



Alex: *has cake* 

Austin: OH WHAT KIND IS IT 

Alex: it's better than sex cake 

Me, an asexual: isn't all cake better than sex



I don't think my teachers got the memo that because I'm ace, they're supposed to give me A's.



2 asexuals walk into a daycare.

Ace, ace, baby




Thanks for reading today!

I hope you all are doing okay.

... 

I feel like I'm always so bland to end these...

I need something not so cliché to end with

Maybe Tacos?

Marshmallows?


No, wait...

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

what you say when you don't know what to say.

(I totally didn't have to look up how to spell it. Wattpad says it isn't a word.)


Maybe doorway.


What would you say if I ended them with doorway instead of bye?




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