a story where :
@celestiuhh : hey potter
@celestiuhh: if i could get 1 galleon for everytime you say 'brilliant', i could get 100 firebolts for myself
@harrypotter : i do not say brilliant all the time,
Malfoy 🙄
*this story won't follow the harry...
@harrypotter : i know you're obsessed with me @harrypotter : but you don't have to colour your hair red @harrypotter : like gryfindor
@celestiuhh :
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@celestiuhh : your head is on cloud 9 or sumn bro @celestiuhh : we get it you're the boy who lived but @celestiuhh : shut the fuck up
@harrypotter : ouch 💔 @harrypotter : being the boy who lived isn't as good as you think @harrypotter : seeing your parents die @harrypotter : living with abusive muggles @harrypotter : until 11 @harrypotter : LOL imagine if lupin didn't take me under his wing @harrypotter : idk why i'm even telling you this @harrypotter : malfoy & you have been coming for my neck since year 1
@celestiuhh :
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@celestiuhh : but 'malfoy & you' LOL @celestiuhh : i think sometimes you forget that i'm also malfoy
@harrypotter : yeah yeah @harrypotter : i just don't wanna say dr*c*
@celestiuhh : NOT THE STARS
@harrypotter : what? @harrypotter : dr*c* has been bullying me since year 1 @harrypotter : you too but you're just the side kick @harrypotter : and you're tolerable now a days
@celestiuhh : excuse me, i am the main prodigy @celestiuhh : draco is the side kick
@harrypotter : yeah of course @harrypotter : it's your world, we just live in it
@celestiuhh : brilliant! 💅
@harrypotter : nevermind
@celestiuhh : 🕶🤏🙂 @celestiuhh : 😎
@harrypotter : hey @harrypotter : why do the malfoys not like me?
@celestiuhh : you did refuse our friendship year 1
@harrypotter : well then @harrypotter : hi celestia malfoy! i'm harry potter! let's be friends
@celestiuhh : 'i think i can tell the wrong sort for myself thanks' @celestiuhh : DID I REALLY DO THAT? WOW I ACTUALLY LOVE ME @celestiuhh : ok peace out @celestiuhh : ayy club godzilla i ain't trickin', i'm just dickin' bitches down
@harrypotter : well shit @harrypotter : head down, pop that, pop that, pop that pussy to the ground 🎷🐛 seen
